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Ned Pyle

@nedpyle.com
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
“Everyone needs a little help sometimes. Like I need my ear scratches & our pal Traci could use a little donation”
Kell rests his head on my lap, he’s. Golden brown short haired dog with big eyes and even bigger snoot. Darby the husky mix looks on out of focus in the background
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 13h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Lauren FitzPatrick @bylaurenfitz.bsky.social · 4h
I confess I had to wrap my brain around this at the time, having been raised on subscriber model. But doesn't it make all the sense to make make news available to EVERYONE?!?!?! Bravo @chicago.suntimes.com
Chicago Sun-Times: No one should be walled off. 4 years paywall free!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3h
wat
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 4h
Good morning from the pop tart crusties appreciator
Indy the white and golden brown border collie mix stares at me intensely in hopes of eating my breakfast. her ears are deployed
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 6h
Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
An old man in a kids uniform rocking out
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 4h
The Boats are coming home! Chicago River Bridge Lifts begin today. Each Wednesday and Saturday thru the middle of November, starting at 9am.
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 15h
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 18h
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my sweet Frodo today on his 17th birthday! Love you so much! 😘💙🎉🎈🎂🐶🐾
Frodo gives happy 17 boops!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 17h
Ok, some nedwalkies through Beijing & vicinity, full of food, capitalistic communism, & the Great Wall of China. 🧵
The huge tan stone wall snakes up a forested mountain under blue skies streaked with clouds, curving and following the terrain to a peak with a beacon tower in the distance Yunnan Province style spicy mushroom stir friend on a banana leaf A huge art deco inspired building with clock tower glows golden at night. A huge hologram of a Panda cutely frolics
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 21h
Do you like my highlighting of neat games? Well, if you're following my steam curator, my recommendations will start showing up on your steam home page as I add them. It's a very useful feature.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 23h
I think I’ll post my Beijing nedwalkies today but while you wait there’s Darby Doo
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Me wearing this jacket like
It’s the Steve Buscemmi how do you do fellow kids meme but now his t shirt is Japanese dragon art
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
@markmorow.com @fpieces.bsky.social @ericconrad.com @restinbeachface.bsky.social @khaxan.bsky.social @zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social @crincoli.org @iananderson.bsky.social @ajohnsocyber.bsky.social @bjsplash.bsky.social @blemley.us it’s bracket time, winner gets terrible prize
MLB 2026 postseason bracket
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never sell anyone out. In fact, if you're asked about banning 12-year-olds from softball, just say, "You're asking me to sell out kids for my political career. I'm not going to do that. Let's stop demonizing people in tougher circumstances than you or I will ever experience. They have guts."
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Seriously, just do not use muse
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“Do you ever think to yourself ‘gosh what a great time I had?’ That’s how I feel every minute of every day!!! Let’s have some walkies!” 🧵
Darby the most cheerful golden brown and white husky mix sits among pink cone hydrangeas and grins her happiest grin..
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Muttville Senior Dog Rescue @muttvilledogrescue.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wanna hear some great news? 29 senior mutts were adopted last week! Just look at these happy new families! 😍
Smiling man, woman, and girl crouch with a white English bulldog in front of a colorful heart-and-cat mosaic.Two smiling people holding a small brown dog in a red harness and pink leash, standing in front of a colorful mosaic wall.Smiling woman in a cap holding a fluffy white dog with a purple leash in front of a colorful mosaic of hearts.Smiling couple on a blue couch holding a small dog wearing a clear plastic cone collar.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First group trip in the car and the photo perfectly captures their respective personalities. Marple is apprehensive. Tuppence is a puppy on a new adventure. Olive is insane.
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Matthew Haughey @mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I’ve lived all my life where the “close doors” elevator button does nothing so it’s truly remarkable to be in Japan where the same button instantly closes the doors on every elevator you board.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are cooking up food in the #WhiteSox stadium that you cannot possibly comprehend
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.
washingtonsun.com
White House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With Trackers
The White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets.
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Miho(¡Mijo!) @mihochannel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My dog also has several sikajan style juckets 🐾
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
I got Lisa tons of gifts from Asia on my last business trip but I also got myself one special treat: an authentic satin handmade Amekaji Sukasan jacket from Prince Co in Yokosuka, Japan (est. 1947). And because I know you’d all demand it, I went with dragons. It is entirely too cool for me
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey folks, I had a big thread about AI and art that really popped off, and now I have some attention, so why don't I make a little thread of upcoming indie games I'm looking forward to that have neat artstyles? And a lot of these games will have demos to check out, so maybe give them a try?
Screenshot from Tenebris Somnia showing a creepy guy with head candles bathed in shadowScreenshot from Hymm to the Eyeless God, showing a party based RPG with a top down view of a path through some woods, and it appears as if one of the insect like player characters is casting a spell.Screenshot from Mandrake showing an isometric view of the interior of a building, a character called Nessa's portrait is on the left side and says "Thanks for coming to Pevenny with me Morgan. I'd have hated doing that alone."Screenshot from Hark The Ghoul, there's a gaslight street lamp in a dark alleyway, on a crate sits a big wheel of cheese, underneath the lamp is a small rat like guy who might be cheesed to meet us.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
My results are different
Same bubble nexus map but now every results is dogs
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 28/09/2026
The Morning Monty stakes his claim.
Fluffy gray tabby lounging squarely in a sunbeam atop a pink crocodile throw rug (I found it on end of season clearance at maybe Homegoods? Marshall’s? I don’t remember); ignore the towel on the floor - Lucy is an old lady now, and sometimes needs a potty break sooner than we realize. She’s a good girl tho, and always uses her pee pads/towels. It’s not a big deal, tbh.
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Amy Probably @socklessinseattle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way Sal says "OH I LOVE DA BUS" is carving its way into my enternity
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
For my newsletter this morning, I found a small glimmer of political hope for trans people in the US and wrote about it: www.burnsnotice.com/we-may-have-...
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We May Have Just Seen the Tides Turn on Trans Rights
Some conservative PACs have backed off from running anti-trans ads. Is this a sign of what's to come for trans people?
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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love having a puppy but for 20 minutes a day it's like living with a sentient Andrew WK song.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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SoCal Leslie @socalleslie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning everyone. Hope you’re having a great Monday. This is another shot of last night’s wonderful sunset. 🌅
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night’s Harvest Moon over Seattle. The clouds made it feel even more dramatic as it rose above the Space Needle and the Cascades. Also called the Corn Moon, this is the full moon closest to the autumn equinox.
Orange Harvest Moon behind wispy clouds above Seattle’s Space Needle and skyline, with the Cascade Mountains in the background.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
She looks like she got home at 4am after a night clubbing in Hell’s Kitchen
Darby the golden white furred husky mix has severe florp ears and crazy floof as she lies awkwardly on a big geeen pillow on the couch, she looks at me like “what”
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Our life with Lumi, the Finnish Lapphund @ourlifewithlumi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's no greater happiness than the happiness of a young dog that's just realised we're about to go for a walk in the woods. Barking, running back and forth, jumping, and that's before we've even left the house. We were out before sunrise, which meant we got to experience a quiet, beautiful forest
My beautiful, beautiful boy. A blonde Finnish lapphund out in the forest. The background is blurry but it's a forest bathed in early morning light. A birch tree with yellow leaves in the distance looks like it's on fire.Lumi the Finnish lapphund, sitting on a bed of yellow and orange leaves in a little clearing in the forest. Around the clearing are pine, spruce and birch trees.Lumi on a forest road. We are in a clearcut, with spruce trees that are no taller than a couple of meters. In the background, the sun is rising just over the tree line.Lumi, looking for treats among all the yellow leaves. Behind him are some birch trees.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3454 loses another one
A bunny with a fishing rod is reeling in a fish, but a seagull steals it from him in midair, dragging the fish along with the line. Another bunny, a fishing buddy, as suffered the same fate, and is climbing out of the water having not let go of their fishing line and been pulled in. Other seagulls on the dock nearby enjoy their pilfered fishes.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
you’re welcome
youtu.be
The Avengers - Short Skirt, Long Jacket [Emma Peel]
YouTube video by Hepburned
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeopardy rewatch with the kids✨ Comrade Jennings, we weren’t familiar with your game! 🔥
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DJ @djtherapydog2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good night! 💤 Enjoyed a beautiful sunny day! 🐾🌞❤️ #DogsOfBlueSky
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
“Dad she stole my spot”
Kell is now off the couch and looking to me for help. His sister Darby the golden white husky GSD mix makes a derpy smile from the couch spot she stole from her brother
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
Saturday snooze
Kell the big short haired golden brown boy is snuggled on a big pale green pillow that looks small against his head, he loves it. He looks very comfy
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RORY @rorythereddog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We went to the NYS Canine Expo today and while it was cloudy the weather held out. Finley and I ran FastCAT, tried Happy Ratters, and Speedway. And just wandered around to the information booths and vendors #DogsOfBluesky
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 26/09/2026
Some of the hardest decisions I’ve had to make all year
9 arcade and PC games that I loved and played endlessly 

Half-life
Spy Hunter
Defender
Falcon 3.0
Battletech 
Natural Selection 2 (which I contributed to)
Laser Squad
Tie Fighter
Doom
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sounds of eating this should be the National Anthem
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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