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Dustin Mueller

@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social
1.9K followers 682 following 6.7K posts

I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs (and almost never in that exact order).

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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 1h
“Yeah, what you said isn’t good enough. Lie better to me.”
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 5h
Revisiting these picks, I think the only WC series that even has a chance of going to a 3rd game is the Philly/Atlanta series, after a close Game 2. The others will end today. White Sox probably double-up the Astros again. NY will beat Boston by 5+. And Padres probably win something like 7-2.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 6h
Every single one of these people in this regime is an idiot.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 7h
And she’s been shut away in prison for 30 years instead of getting the psychological help she needed. I’m not saying what she did was wrong; I’m saying we don’t do what’s right before these crimes are committed.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 7h
You just KNOW those essays were shit too, right? Probably generated with ChatGPT or something.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 18h
Best offense in MLB, huh? Yeah, I don’t think they can blame the bullpen for this one.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 19h
Oral surgeon cleared me from any restrictions yesterday, and my orthodontist agrees. So of course I’m gonna hit the gym tomorrow morning to see where I’m at after no workouts for 7 weeks. Wish me luck!
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's time for Justice. Trump was indicted on 91 felonies; he was found guilty of 34 of them. The rest were put on hold. As President, he has committed dozens of crimes. It's time for law enforcement agencies to take action. Our democracy depends on it.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Phillies got 5 innings from Luzardo today? Damn, I did not expect that.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
It's been 155 days since Trump said Iran's oil infrastructure would spontaneously explode in 3 days due to the U.S. blockade
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So… nothing helpful? Got it.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So America is on… the Cuba route? Yeah, that bodes well for our future. 🙄
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks, past me, for making me a delicious breakfast!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pass it on.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This stupid motherfucker would probably nuke a small American city just to say someone else did it and that justifies any war he had already started or will start. Because you KNOW he desperately wants to be seen as a wartime president - and use that as justification for suspending elections.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is your reminder that you can still make your pumpkin overnight oats tonight and eat it in the morning. www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/pump...
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Pumpkin Overnight Oats
Love pumpkin pie? Here's how to make pumpkin overnight oats for the perfect dessert-inspired breakfast!
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, I love being one of twenty people sitting on a conference call for 10 minutes waiting for the guy who’s supposed to be leading the meeting…
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 27/09/2026
bugs bunny in a tux

I wish all tech pervs a very burned head
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On this day in 1994, the Clinton administration's heathcare reform plan was declared "dead" by Congress. Over 30 years later, the US is still the only industrialized country without universal healthcare. This should be a national outrage.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great timing, with gas at $4.40 gal.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald Trump is not a political genius or a genius of any kind. He ran for president out of pure narcissism and accidentally tapped into a thick, rich vein of American stupid.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks for electing literally the stupidest fucker ever, morons.
My gas purchase today. $78.72 for 18.226 gallons.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve seen like 5 of these. Don’t have time for many others.
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lyndapole @lyndapole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an intrusion by the government to the states ability to run fair elections.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These people are willing to do absolutely anything to destroy this country.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My late mother would approve, as it’s her birthday.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every one of these people is a monster. Every single one.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s starting to look like we’ve actually sacrificed the Packers’ season for a Brewers World Series. Anyway, that’s what I’m telling myself.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not sure I can stand watching the Green Bay Packers this season. They’re atrocious.
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Barret Blake @barretblake.dev · 24/09/2026
The man should be on trial at The Hague
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagine where this country would be if so many people weren’t so fucking gullible & racist. We’d be fucking great.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's officially autumn - I've got a pumpkin pie in the oven. Smelling it reminds me of the many times my late mother and I would spend hours in the kitchen baking before the holidays. Going to be a difficult end to the year, with her birthday Friday and the holidays around the corner.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since the weather has gotten colder (it was 46° for this morning’s dog walk), I can now be annoyed at past me, who didn’t put a $20 bill in the pocket of my fall jacket the last time he wore it. Jerk.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something weird going on between those two
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BTW, this is just pure tin-pot dictator shit. There’s no nuance here, no 4D chess. This is purely the stuff of rogue nations that are threatening to become terrorist states.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love how they’re all just basically ignoring the dumbest fucker in the world.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok, Little Marco - let’s say this is true, that Ukraine is targeting US oil tankers. Where are these U.S. oil tankers getting oil? Is it from Russia? If so, why - I thought we had sanctions on Russia. If not, they wouldn’t be anywhere NEAR Russia to be targeted, would they? Explain.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, it shouldn’t even be a sick day. I’ve loved working for places that were fine with employees taking a personal day on occasion.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see we’re back in hell.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that he calls it 'trump TV' tells me it'll go bankrupt in less than a year.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Weighed myself this morning. 5 weeks to the day after my jaw surgery, I’m down 19.8 lbs, under 200 for the first time in… a few decades. I may just decide to maintain my weight here until my workouts demand I add muscle weight, once I’m cleared to hit the gym again.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Donald J Trump Center for Kids Who Can’t Stand Good. #Zoolander
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So the US is “working on a deal” to buy Potash from a dictator allied with Putin instead of Canada.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I cannot imagine being so dumb that of all the things you’re mad about, it’s cheese. Fucking cheese. Not any of the other horrendous shit happening in the world.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Eventually, we’ll come to accept that the internet, like most human inventions, was a stupid idea.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We could’ve had this intelligent supremely qualified leader in the White House instead of a dangerous psychopath. I’ll never regret voting for her.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Time for Jordan Love to win a game.
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Dustin Mueller @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Packers look like they’re gonna go 0-17 this year. They’re BAD bad.
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