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Ned Pyle

@nedpyle.com
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1m
“And the Pacific Northwest leafs!”
Kell walks under yellow orange red trees and tall lush m evergreens A bit maple starts to turn orange and red under blue skies with thin white clouds A tall white house on a hill rises over green and red and orange trees
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3m
“He’s gonna miss all the spookiness! They don’t really do Halloween in Helsinki”
Darby and Indy grin by many orange pumpkins and some suspicious thingsWe zoom in and it’s a very large dragon and. Life sized wizard of oz style witch with broom
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7m
“Dad is leaving for another Finland busyness trip tomorrow & he’ll be gone all of October! How will we get boops?!”
Kell sits gently next to pale pink flowers. His head is like a planetoidDarby grins under a thick green hedge with a sign that says slow down kids playing
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10m
“And special surprise walkies from us too! We bet you weren’t expecting that!”
Darby and Indy the super floof golden brown and cream dogs grin sunnily under white and yellow flowers
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 12m
“Hey everybody it’s time for my last walkies of September, who wants to join me & my dad on sunny Seattle autumn adventures!?” 🧵
Kell the happy short haired Pyrenees Anatolian mix sits and smiles by many green yellow orange gourds on some steps.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
Extremely cool, tbh
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
Let’s hope the airport finally found their lost luggage full of bats
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
No Tabs charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/pete-hegse...
charlotteclymer.substack.com
Pete Hegseth’s Ruthless Pentagon Nickname
They hate him.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
Meesa sowwy
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
She probably drowned him for the insurance money tho
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 8h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
Cubs currently at 16, gonna take a run at this tonight 😑
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
Doom rips off the mask to reveal the new SW-MCU crossover
It’s doom but he’s jar jar
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
Dr J
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
Uh
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h
“Everyone needs a little help sometimes. Like I need my ear scratches & our pal Traci could use a little donation”
Kell rests his head on my lap, he’s. Golden brown short haired dog with big eyes and even bigger snoot. Darby the husky mix looks on out of focus in the background
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
We call them her grinch paws
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
Check me out I’m reforming frats
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A10
Alt: A10 lights up a ground target with 30mm
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
I mean the dude has a made up first name so
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
Is it a sign of a good economy when people in the clothing industry decide you need to buy 3x as many clothes from them as usual
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
Seems like really good news. Won’t be in the White House making a further disaster of the economy, yet another war, etc. And his historic disapproval ratings will be a boat anchor crashing through Republican elections Maybe he’ll have a stroke & we get the triple play
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4sx...
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Liz Lemon Flirts with Arson | 30 Rock
YouTube video by 30 Rock Official
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Lauren FitzPatrick @bylaurenfitz.bsky.social · 10h
I confess I had to wrap my brain around this at the time, having been raised on subscriber model. But doesn't it make all the sense to make make news available to EVERYONE?!?!?! Bravo @chicago.suntimes.com
Chicago Sun-Times: No one should be walled off. 4 years paywall free!
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 9h
wat
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
Fair
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
Wellllp
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
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Pikachu's Firm No
Alt: Pikachu's Firm No
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10h
Aaiiieeee
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10h
😫
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10h
Meanwhile
Darby the floofy husky gsd mix with golden white fur is upside down and weewaw on the brown chesterfield covered in blankets
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10h
What about a 1956 Mercedes
1956 silver Mercedes-Benz 300 SL Gullwing
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 10h
Ah good then the datacenter will explode
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
She grows weary of my posting and not sharing
Now she is irritable with my delays and looks away from me
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
Good morning from the pop tart crusties appreciator
Indy the white and golden brown border collie mix stares at me intensely in hopes of eating my breakfast. her ears are deployed
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
St Hubbins looks up in stunned surprise
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13h
Took my son to see AC/DC in Philly last night and I can report that Angus Young has fully transformed into David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap
An old man in a kids uniform rocking out
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
Gah
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm False
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 11h
The Boats are coming home! Chicago River Bridge Lifts begin today. Each Wednesday and Saturday thru the middle of November, starting at 9am.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11h
*republican congress
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 12h
Oh I want to visit New Zealand so much. I have cousins from there too!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 12h
🥰
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 12h
Will do
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 12h
I don’t post the 95% of the trips which is sitting in traffic and fluorescent lighting meeting rooms 😭😅
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 20h
The squirrel and dragon 😑
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 22h
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 22h
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Its Barely Readable Goldie Chan
Alt: Its Barely Readable Goldie Chan
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 22h
😅😅😅🥰
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