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Ned Pyle

@nedpyle.com
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Doom rips off the mask to reveal the new SW-MCU crossover
It’s doom but he’s jar jar
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
“Everyone needs a little help sometimes. Like I need my ear scratches & our pal Traci could use a little donation”
Kell rests his head on my lap, he’s. Golden brown short haired dog with big eyes and even bigger snoot. Darby the husky mix looks on out of focus in the background
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
Meanwhile
Darby the floofy husky gsd mix with golden white fur is upside down and weewaw on the brown chesterfield covered in blankets
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
What about a 1956 Mercedes
1956 silver Mercedes-Benz 300 SL Gullwing
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
She grows weary of my posting and not sharing
Now she is irritable with my delays and looks away from me
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 8h
Good morning from the pop tart crusties appreciator
Indy the white and golden brown border collie mix stares at me intensely in hopes of eating my breakfast. her ears are deployed
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 9h
St Hubbins looks up in stunned surprise
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 20h
I hope you liked my little thread. Next stop is Autumn in Helsinki & I think you’ll enjoy those endless sunsets over the Baltic and fortress islands of Suomenlinna. But they don’t have this.
Lush green hills with almost ocean like blue mountains behind them under blue skies full of white clouds. A stretch of great wall follows along each mountain top, waiting for a Mongolian Army invasion forever…
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
I know this is the capitol of an ostensible communist government but you’d be hard-pressed to tell sometimes
8 story mall with huge open atrium full of many escalators and shops and colored lights and advertisements and western brandsA massive modern mall with a top made to look like traditional Chinese roof. A huge ad for Pandora plays on a video screen A towering hotel lobby fill of art deco columns and marble, with a chandelier that looks like a 12 foot multicolored faberge egg
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
The Panjiayuan night market, a massive flea market & store collection. You can get the cheapest used junk or incredibly expensive jade, all in a sprawling confusing series of alleys & tents & shops
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
Many interesting scenes if you keep your eyes open. A rented bike collector, a traditional Chinese restaurant built inside the 4th floor of a modern hotel, the quiet empty leafy streets of the outer 6th ring of the city, & a man walks his dog while biking
A daiquiri green electric trike full of a dozen bikesA full on ancient looking (it’s a repro) building next to an escalator in a huge hotel atrium many floors upAbsolutely peaceful street at night, covered in lush trees scattering the street lamp lightMany electric scooters. A man rides his old fashioned bike through them while his black doodle looking puppy follows along loyally
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
Speaking of food: the FOOD. Beijing is the “Empire City” & has so many varieties for all of its government workers & visiting tourists craving familiar styles from the outer provinces.
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
When you finish & head back down, you of course get a chance to part with some money
A wide variety of touristy junk, commemorative brass bowls, “gold” medals, fake pistols, etc Batches of candied and dried fruits in open air stalls Various sausages on 7-11 rollers
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
Gorgeous blue hazed views, really just an experience of a lifetime.
A handful of people at the far end of this section have made it, we head through twisting snaking sections under stacks of blue mountains
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
It was quite a workout, we managed 11 towers and went past the famous 8th tower and “Hero Slope” which is where almost everyone turns around after pausing for a photo (many of my pics have fewer people because we went past it, it was often quite crowded before then!).
A slanted battlement crenel shows a far away stretch in forested mountains People going up a staircase that’s nearly vertical A sea of Chinese tourists by tower 8
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
Obviously I need to start with the Wall. We were at the Badaling north wall near Zhangjiako, it’s close to Beijing and probably the most famous bit. I didn’t realize how STEEP much of it was, both up and down as you try to go through the full 12 beacon towers of this section
The twisty long wall goes up a mountainside It’s incredibly steep an uneven stairs head down the mountain section, forcing people to walk backward
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 21h
Ok, some nedwalkies through Beijing & vicinity, full of food, capitalistic communism, & the Great Wall of China. 🧵
The huge tan stone wall snakes up a forested mountain under blue skies streaked with clouds, curving and following the terrain to a peak with a beacon tower in the distance Yunnan Province style spicy mushroom stir friend on a banana leaf A huge art deco inspired building with clock tower glows golden at night. A huge hologram of a Panda cutely frolics
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Al Bundy with sign saying SHOOT ME $12
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Richard Dawson points to the big boardX wrong
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Me wearing this jacket like
It’s the Steve Buscemmi how do you do fellow kids meme but now his t shirt is Japanese dragon art
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Mine is just realism and facts, people. Realism And Facts
I have picked LA to win over Cleveland in WS. Better luck next year, Ohio
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
@markmorow.com @fpieces.bsky.social @ericconrad.com @restinbeachface.bsky.social @khaxan.bsky.social @zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social @sqlcheesecake.bsky.social @crincoli.org @iananderson.bsky.social @ajohnsocyber.bsky.social @bjsplash.bsky.social @blemley.us it’s bracket time, winner gets terrible prize
MLB 2026 postseason bracket
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Special bonus pic for Indy and Kell appreciators: upside down adventures
Indy the floofy border collie rolls in the grass and let’s hope that’s all it was Kell the massive light brown and white bellied Pyrenees mix is upside down on the couch for belly rubs on his barrel chest
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“My dad has to leave for another busyness trip soon so we’re all getting special walkies. Indy’s were Friday and Wednesday is Kell’s. I had the best time, can’t you tell? See you again!”
Darby sits in a patch of lush green leaves and white flowed with yellow centers. She is so happy
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Big tree. Steep stairs.
A giant sequoia towers over a small wooden craftsman, it’s at least 6 feet across at the trunk base Darby looks up an extremely steep stone stair to a small stucco and gray wood cottage. It’s framed by a dense hedge that goes up the terraced hill and fills the whole yard
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Hey Darby, did you hear about the fish arrested for a crime he didn’t commit? He pleaded not gillty!
Happy Darby is close under some kind of pink Lillys  (?)Oh dear she gives me a raspberry pffft
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Lots
White and lilac-colored crocuses (?) with yellow stamen Tiny pink roses in a lush leafy backgroundPink and yellow forget me nots (maybe?)
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“Lots of good flowers still hanging out from the end of summer!”
Darby sits by orange yellow flowers that grow from a gray green bush plus many pink roses
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
Every few minutes while we walk, Darby looks up at me with hope that there will be a treato break. Then it’s back to business
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“NOW IT IS TIME FOR BOOPS”
Darby is very close and super happy, by her head is a large pink and yellow rose
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“We found a 1976 Datsun 610 Bluebird, a 1983 Mazda RX-7, & a 1990 Buick Reatta. All in a row!”
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“My dad took me to the ritzy Mt Baker neighborhood in Seattle to see if we could find some fall leaves. We did!”
Darby smiles on street corner behind her a low terraced hill is full of orange red yellow scarlet green trees
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
“Do you ever think to yourself ‘gosh what a great time I had?’ That’s how I feel every minute of every day!!! Let’s have some walkies!” 🧵
Darby the most cheerful golden brown and white husky mix sits among pink cone hydrangeas and grins her happiest grin..
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 29/09/2026
At this precise moment
Indy the border collie gives me serious side eye
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
It’s so good! In this pic you can see the lady stitching away in the shop, one coat at a time…
An older Japanese woman is hunched over a bright red satin jacket, stitching
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
Two nice older ladies in this tiny shop do all the designs & stitching by hand. 2nd generation family business. If you want a completely custom stitching just come back when it’s ready: one year!
A narrow shop yellow awning advertising their coats with jackets hanging in front
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
I got Lisa tons of gifts from Asia on my last business trip but I also got myself one special treat: an authentic satin handmade Amekaji Sukasan jacket from Prince Co in Yokosuka, Japan (est. 1947). And because I know you’d all demand it, I went with dragons. It is entirely too cool for me
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 28/09/2026
My results are different
Same bubble nexus map but now every results is dogs
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
In 1983
Now it looks like a faded photograph
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
She looks like she got home at 4am after a night clubbing in Hell’s Kitchen
Darby the golden white furred husky mix has severe florp ears and crazy floof as she lies awkwardly on a big geeen pillow on the couch, she looks at me like “what”
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
I will get 5 more days here then I go to Finland for most of October. They do have some nice ones there
The sun sets purpley over many golden reeds in the Baltic coast tidewater Golden bro he’s over the university of Helsinki botanical gardens conservatory glass
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
Yoink
My reactions folder, it’s full of dogs and cats making funny faces and now has Finley with his tongue out
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
“Dad she stole my spot”
Kell is now off the couch and looking to me for help. His sister Darby the golden white husky GSD mix makes a derpy smile from the couch spot she stole from her brother
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
He knows what’s up
Now Kell is cross pawed and even more comfy
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
Saturday snooze
Kell the big short haired golden brown boy is snuggled on a big pale green pillow that looks small against his head, he loves it. He looks very comfy
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 27/09/2026
This was Raster. Very, very easy first round. Very, very hard second round 😭🤣
Tron arcade console with joystick, rotary dial Light bike in round one 1-on-1
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