Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today was a day I actually got stuff done. Yesterday was a day I did fuck all. I tend to forget on the fuck all days that I still have getting stuff done days. 000
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It's a beautiful day to stop talking to assholes. Forever. 000
Reposted by Myss TeresaChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 23/07/2023A holepunch in your heart for each person loved throughout your life; a roll of tickets dispensed from the chest for admission into your life to walk among your challenges, rides, and haunted houses. Air is sweet with sugars and popcorn. You hear laughter even louder by the elephant ear stand 37339
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Buckle up Buttercup! We're here to love ourselves and have standards! 021
Reposted by Myss TeresaOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026[to the tune of "Girls on Film"] 🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵 525361
Reposted by Myss TeresaFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.” Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!” 16531124
Reposted by Myss TeresaBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11/05/2025If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once. protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/protectmypublicmedia.orgUrge Congress: Save Public MediaSave your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now! 21411
Reposted by Myss Teresa🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 11/05/2025youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick 0132
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch. 000
Reposted by Myss TeresaChris Adamson @invalidname.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2025Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him. 359230406339
Reposted by Myss TeresaAmanda Crumley @amandacrumley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote 6277118
Reposted by Myss TeresaJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs 131370235
Reposted by Myss TeresaWriting D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change” vs tree butt 24426103
Reposted by Myss TeresaLauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 07/04/2025I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness 1349
Reposted by Myss Teresai can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem 723523
Reposted by Myss TeresaKelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 26426
Reposted by Myss Teresaandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/12/2024I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else 16504104
Reposted by Myss TeresaJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky -shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation -bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media -insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally -complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following 221107231116
Reposted by Myss TeresaCaitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison 121091226
Reposted by Myss TeresaGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence. More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop. Now. 434298757055
Reposted by Myss TeresaJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown. 17789172
Reposted by Myss TeresaBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem 13740192
Reposted by Myss Teresamegan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Normal people: [work, inflation, election, holiday season] Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt? 2186
Reposted by Myss Teresaweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Like to be choked a bit in the bedroom so bring some mozzarella sticks 24510
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Cool, got my first DM from a scam account on here. Blue sky is officially open for business! 000
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I guess another migration from the bird app is happening? Well, welcome! Nice to see some familiar profiles! 010
Reposted by Myss TeresaCat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Calling this place Blueballs til we get some rooms 37431
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 31/05/2024Saltwater taffy: for when you wanna chew gum and eat it, too. 000
Reposted by Myss TeresaKendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I'll start listening to my heart when it's out on vinyl. 0217
Reposted by Myss Teresalalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 05/02/2024You're better than a whole sheet pan full of fish sticks 107128
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 05/02/2024Is he cute or just he just have really good hair? 010
Reposted by Myss Teresacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/01/2024"i'm not like other girls" i am. i am exactly like other girls. i love the other girls and we are all joining forces against you so that we can defeat you with the power of friendship 20878133
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 24/01/2024The only two things I'm looking forward to rn are ice cream and friends. 040
Reposted by Myss TeresaAsstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social · 14/01/2024If you won’t lie in fields of gold with me, I swear to god bro 69436
Reposted by Myss TeresaFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/01/2024[first date] Date: i love cats Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table* 1431110
Reposted by Myss TeresaBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024This old… skoot from the CEO should be part of a “welcome to Bluesky” newskie packet. Did it help her cause? Did it do the opposite? Did we exhaust them & break their spirits until they went with “post”? Call them whatever you want, but don’t let anyone domesticate your inner Terrorist From Twitter. 3154
Reposted by Myss TeresaFossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 27/05/2023I am not your dream girl I am the sudden shouting of crows when you enter a part of the forest you should not have 0288
Reposted by Myss TeresaWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 15/01/2024My anxiety dog bit my weed guy and now everybody's freaking out. 18421
Reposted by Myss TeresaForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/01/2024Me: Miss me while I’m gone. Guy I have tied up in my basement: mmmffh kkmmmmmfffgh rrrrrgft 4247
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 15/01/2024Are you falling apart steadily or dreamily? Just checking. 120
Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 12/01/2024Welcome to your 40s, you probably masturbated wrong and that's why your shoulder hurts. 13911