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Myss Teresa

@myssteresa.bsky.social
154 followers 184 following 122 posts

Human being. She/her. Love and respect. Adhd strong.

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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today was a day I actually got stuff done. Yesterday was a day I did fuck all. I tend to forget on the fuck all days that I still have getting stuff done days.
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ouch, Space Daily
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It's a beautiful day to stop talking to assholes. Forever.
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
A holepunch in your heart for each person loved throughout your life; a roll of tickets dispensed from the chest for admission into your life to walk among your challenges, rides, and haunted houses. Air is sweet with sugars and popcorn. You hear laughter even louder by the elephant ear stand
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Buckle up Buttercup! We're here to love ourselves and have standards!
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
[to the tune of "Girls on Film"] 🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Women in hot pursuit of their glow up.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Just sent a text that was emotional, vulnerable and included the phrase “I think I’m finally healing.” Unfortunately, I sent it to my plumber and he just now replied with “I’m proud of you!”
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
If you haven’t yet… PBS is so desperate, they’re putting QR codes up on the app screen begging for people to contact their senate and congressional reps. This allows you to email them all at once. protectmypublicmedia.org/rsc-emails/
protectmypublicmedia.org
Urge Congress: Save Public Media
Save your local stations. Email your Members of Congress now!
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
youre like an exotic treat that ill remember for the rest of my life. im like the 2 am breakfast burrito you got from the shady mexican place when you were drunk and its actually really good hey maybe you misjudged this place these people really put in the effort you prick
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Richie @webhackan.de · 09/05/2025
This.
- poor people shouldn't have children.
- rich countries shouldn't have poor people.
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You ever get freshly tattooed, and then get goosebumps? Ouch.
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2025
Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him.
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Save me, 4pm coffee. 4pm coffee, save me.
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Amanda Crumley @amandacrumley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Republicans in Congress are so hellbent on denying women political power that they’re coming for our voting rights. #HandsOffHerVote
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
me: I'm going to build a time machine him: *eating the last donut* what you gonna use it for me: *eating the last donut* righting wrongs
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
“Bluesky is a place for serious discussion and an incredible tool for change” vs tree butt
A pine tree with dat ass
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 07/04/2025
I’ll just keep talking about this until everyone understands the depravity and soullessness
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i can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
if rfk jr takes my meds away trust me it will be everyone else’s problem
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/12/2024
I promise to never "reflect on this transformative year and share some thoughts about what lies ahead" on linkedin or anywhere else
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
the big twitter account’s guide to bluesky -shittalk bluesky for a year then pivot to seeking validation -bemoan everyone’s healthy reevaluation of how they use social media -insist twitter is still useful for you, exceptionally, personally -complain you somehow can’t build a bluesky following
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Caitlin Hulsey @caithuls.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
[me doing body positivity] I love my skin prison
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence. More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop. Now.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Open casket is fine, but shirtless with a Burger King crown.
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The first step in AAA is admitting your car has a problem
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megan_thescript @meganthescript.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Normal people: [work, inflation, election, holiday season] Me: Do you think Mr. Ed’s mouth hurt?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Like to be choked a bit in the bedroom so bring some mozzarella sticks
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Cool, got my first DM from a scam account on here. Blue sky is officially open for business!
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I guess another migration from the bird app is happening? Well, welcome! Nice to see some familiar profiles!
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Cat-astrophe 💙 @jodingerscat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Calling this place Blueballs til we get some rooms
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🪷TheeTaboobooSF™️🪷 @tabooboosf.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
Saltwater taffy: for when you wanna chew gum and eat it, too.
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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I'll start listening to my heart when it's out on vinyl.
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
You're better than a whole sheet pan full of fish sticks
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
Is he cute or just he just have really good hair?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
"i'm not like other girls" i am. i am exactly like other girls. i love the other girls and we are all joining forces against you so that we can defeat you with the power of friendship
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 24/01/2024
The only two things I'm looking forward to rn are ice cream and friends.
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Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
If you won’t lie in fields of gold with me, I swear to god bro
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
[first date] Date: i love cats Me: (trying to impress) *slowly pushes her plate off the table*
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
This old… skoot from the CEO should be part of a “welcome to Bluesky” newskie packet. Did it help her cause? Did it do the opposite? Did we exhaust them & break their spirits until they went with “post”? Call them whatever you want, but don’t let anyone domesticate your inner Terrorist From Twitter.
old skeet from Bluesky CEO: Guys, please don’t let “skeets” stick. The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term. How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
I am not your dream girl I am the sudden shouting of crows when you enter a part of the forest you should not have
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
My anxiety dog bit my weed guy and now everybody's freaking out.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Me: Miss me while I’m gone. Guy I have tied up in my basement: mmmffh kkmmmmmfffgh rrrrrgft
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Are you falling apart steadily or dreamily? Just checking.
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Myss Teresa @myssteresa.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Welcome to your 40s, you probably masturbated wrong and that's why your shoulder hurts.
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