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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bit of a non-story here
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10/10/2026
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/10/2026
who knows if jackson can win this thing but i am glad that he is making clear that susan collins's whole scam is to do everything she can to make life worse for mainers and then take credit for mitigating it in the slightest way possible
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People who use their phone's flash when taking photos and videos at concerts, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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Charles Sumner @charles-sumner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Massachusetts is a really pretty place, and then Autumn prances in and hammers a fine layer of pure gold over every tree and rock and building and orange Subaru crosstrek and it just becomes impossibly magical
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I had not seen any news about it but it seems both big and good news. www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne...
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Melinda Gates Matches Olivia Rodrigo’s $10 Million Daisy Chain Festival Donation to 10 Repro Nonprofits
Melinda French Gates joined Olivia Rodrigo at her inaugural Daisy Chain Fields music festival, doubling a $10 million pledge to nonprofits
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Jean Allen @jeanallen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The year is 2027. The dollar has bust. Gas is 100 dollars a gallon. Its 200 dollars for a burger and buying one immediately gives you diarrhea without even eating it. The sun has been renamed America.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can tell I'm middle aged because the only music I can dance to correctly is LCD Soundsystem.
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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What's All This Then @whatsallthispod.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
what’s next, Paddington stuck in washing machine? watch now on youtube or listen wherever you get podcasts
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it's your time. rest now. we've got the watch. we will see you in valhalla
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s sad to think about but we will probably never see a broccoli-haired President
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
7th grade me in the middle of math class for absolutely no reason:
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
howl-laughing so hard help
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What if it happened right now?
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 19/07/2026
This is gonna do great things for the popularity of soccer in Europe
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
The two greatest drummers ever, Meg White and Animal
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine a Super Bowl halftime show but somehow also with even less soul. It’s hard to do but fifa sure are pulling it off.
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The house minority leader restricting comments on his post about how he's done nothing really is pretty incredible.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
cop passing out after touching a lettuce leaf
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/07/2026
There’s never been anyone whose involvement more completely and immediately poisons vibes and destroys joy. No good thing survives contact.
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't know if it's solved with Waymo, but my Uber driver just went around a road closed sign then got annoyed that the road ahead was closed.
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Why is the US coach dressed like a mechanic?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
when I gotta kill Jean-Claude Van Damme tonight
jesse pointing a gun
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
After that exciting first half, I know what all of us soccer fans are thinking; I cannot wait to hear what James Corden has to say about it tonight!
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Of all the north American cities, they chose Kansas City?
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
youtu.be
ALEX JONES IS DEAD - Real InfoWars Livestream
YouTube video by InfoWars
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The Jigsaw Senator @senatormeow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Remember to stay safe in the heat!
A USA Today graphic where the sun is grabbing the top of a thermometer. It in no way is phallic or evocative of jacking off.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Every day it's like "Republican-Appointed Supreme Court to Decide Whether the FDA Can Stop People From Selling Ground Glass as Flour"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bob revealed for Tekken 8 - Aug 19/Aug 24
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cape Verde advance!!!!! From the Cape Verdean Association in Bridgeport, Connecticut
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myrealnameisdj.bsky.social @myrealnameisdj.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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