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Senator Meow

@senatormeow.bsky.social
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He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 23/09/2026
[11:59 pm] STEVE MILLER: almost time to toke
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 1h
me when i see a big dog: what's up big dog
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 2h
Pre-show is underway! Here's the schedules that'll take you through tomorrow, at least.
Halloween-themed “Daily Schedule” poster dated 10/01/26 with the theme “You Are Seen,” set against a smoky black background decorated with orange spiderwebs, a purple spider, a ghost, gravestone, zombie hand, jack-o’-lanterns, and a cartoon vampire. The schedule lists: 00:00 — *Saw* (2004); 02:00 — *Saw X* (2023); 04:00 — *Saw II* (2005); 06:00 — *Saw III* (2006); 08:00 — *Saw IV* (2007); 10:00 — *Saw V* (2004). A “Midnight Mystery Movie” box below reads: “When midnight tolls, the titles shall be veiled, / In ancient verse their names concealed. / Who reads the signs and speaks them true, / Shall call each hidden film into view.”Halloween-themed “Daily Schedule” poster dated 10/01/26 with the theme “You Are Seen,” set against a smoky black background decorated with orange spiderwebs, a purple spider, ghost, gravestone, zombie hand, jack-o’-lanterns, and a cartoon vampire. The schedule lists: 12:00 — *Saw* (2004); 14:00 — *Saw X* (2023); 16:00 — *Saw II* (2005); 18:00 — *Saw VI* (2009); 20:00 — *Saw 3D* (2010); 22:00 — *Jigsaw* (2017). A “Midnight Mystery Movie” box below reads: “When justice dons the butcher’s ancient face, / The crooked shall be summoned to their place. / By blood and iron shall the lesson start, / And vengeance coil in circles from the heart.”
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 3h
had to dust that off. we'll see if it works
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 10h
What Christmas movie challengers want to read this with me this year? 👀 @senatormeow.bsky.social
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 10h
tonight
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 10h
alright, the files are placed and tested. now we play the waiting game
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
REAL ESTATE DEVELOPERS: We will give you money for allowing us to continue in our wretched ways. me: no. i am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of anor.
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hot fudge is pretty good on ice cream imo
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i haven't heard the song or read the article about not hearing the song
Norman Rockwell's painting Freedom of Speech

Freedom of Speech depicts a scene of a 1942 Arlington town meeting in which Jim Edgerton, the lone dissenter to the town selectmen's announced plans to build a new school, as the old one had burned down, was accorded the floor as a matter of protocol. Edgerton supported the rebuilding process but was concerned about the tax burden of the proposal, as his family farm had been ravaged by disease. A memory of this scene struck Rockwell as an excellent fit for illustrating "freedom of speech", and inspired him to use his Vermont neighbors as models for the entire Four Freedoms series.

The blue-collar speaker wears a plaid shirt and suede jacket, with dirty hands and a darker complexion than others in attendance. The other attendees are wearing white shirts, ties and jackets. One of the men in the painting is holding a document that reveals a subject of the meeting as "a discussion of the town's annual report". Edgerton's youth and workmanlike hands are fashioned with a worn and stained jacket, while the other attendees appear to be older and more neatly and formally dressed. According to Bruce Cole of The Wall Street Journal, Edgerton is shown "standing tall, his mouth open, his shining eyes transfixed, he speaks his mind, untrammeled and unafraid", and his face resembles Abraham Lincoln. According to Robert Scholes, the work shows audience members in rapt attention with admiration of the speaker, who resembles a Gary Cooper or Jimmy Stewart character in a Frank Capra film. According to John Updike, the work is painted without any painterly brushwork.
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
everyone loves the halloween song that's like ding dingding ding dingding dingadinga ding dingding but i think people sleep on the one that like dun. duh-dun. dun. duh-dun. ding ding ding ding ding
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
walking into the barbershop and asking for the Art Elk
Art Elk, regionally-renowned lawyer with his difficult-to-describe hairstyle. A combforward?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
probably my most rfk-coded opinion is that best by dates are more art than science. i can tell you if it's bad or not
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we used to be a proper country
a newspaper ad for The Disney Sunday Movie: The Richest Cat in the World. Two kids, a boy and a girl, look off screen while a housecat stands on them, also looking. A caption reads "Meet Leo... a lion-hearted cat who may become an endangered species when he inherits 5 million dollars." 7PM on ABC.
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
due to the economy i will no longer be accepting cash for rides. grass or ass only
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so is anyone else named tangina or just her
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
due to the economy i will no longer be accepting cash for rides. grass or ass only
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok the time is right for me to open my new axe-throwing barcade venue
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
might make some johnny marzetti soon
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bro did you seriously just break omertà the code of silence
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
damn maybe i could use a crumb catcher
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
honestly jellico had some points
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
paper plates are the new AM820 stickers
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Letterboxd Recent Activity with The Neverending Story, The Princess Bride, and Evil Dead 2 at five stars and Silver Bullet at four
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Friday Night @fridayyakuza.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday at last…
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they never taught us how to make change in school. currency wasn't invented yet
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and worth every penny
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Andy Downing @andydowning33.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Read the Matter News report on this from 10 days ago matternews.org/community/th...
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Thousands of missed trips leave Columbus COTA riders stranded – Matter News
New records obtained by Matter News show that between Jan. 1 and Aug. 31 the number of missed COTA trips totaled 32,056, an average of almost 132 missed trips per day. The agency placed the majority o...
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me when i see a spaceboy: hallo
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alright, the pre-show is set. People will be able to tune in on 9/30 at 8p for four hours of bonus content before October kicks off.
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Rob Zombie - Dragula Music Video
Alt: Rob Zombie - Dragula Music Video
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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dispatch, thank u for asking the tough questions
Columbus Dispatch social media graphic asking “Why isn’t Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine running for reelection in 2016?”
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess I'd be pretty mad if I spent all this money on mailers and then the president had happy photo ops with the damn boogeyman I printed on them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dude i bet it would feel so good eating beans out of a can after a long day of carrying your bindle down the railroad track
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
can't believe they didn't have any stew at the drive-thru
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that said there is a real chance a bulldozer comes through the Plex this November to clear way for new development so clean up those watchlists now
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the value pack of ground beef at kroger is about $23, and i have to ask why sherrod brown's 50 years of extremism made this happen
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
must be the season of the witch
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026
everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 20/09/2026
Commentary: Ohio voters are mad as hell, but will they actually hold any politicians accountable in November? ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/09/17/o...
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Ohio voters are mad as hell, but will they actually hold any politicians accountable in November? • Ohio Capital Journal
Before it turned reliably red, Ohio was considered a bellwether for national politics. In every presidential election since 1964, the candidate who won Ohio, went on to win the White House. “As Ohio…
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
every time i go to the store i crash out about something they've newly decided to shove protein into
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
people are going to be outside my house with hammers. they are gonna set up home alone traps in the perimeter. and some people are going to be sickos over it
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
smoking a cigarette and watching a wong kar-wai movie
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
gambled and lost on if i could mow
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
whoa, I never meant to brag
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