Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo 268371108
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 240156832870
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods" 6856111067
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Do not believe his lies! 2031773
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars… 1192621164
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155163052
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Dammit it’s already happening 603720390
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out 142227522560
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it. 301181043745
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 04/04/2026As a leftist, I would very much not like to go to bed 000
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers. 18556478211941
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 05/03/2026this is what it feels like to post on bluesky 7450661371
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186212550
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 25/01/2026A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth. 5154719214178
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 21/01/2026Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know. 21876481517
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 21/01/2026i am GOING TO get my hopes up every single time. NOT because i am gullible or desperate but because it is FUN 81732306
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/01/20262026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally. 432630825
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons. 51176146258
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿I said abolish and I fucking meant it @astridoverthere.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6. 2294046424
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 05/11/2025inspired by @dialacina.com 1755071419
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/10/2025thinking about the guy running the us govt bluesky accounts. thats his friday, trying to troll people on a relatively niche social media site because they won twitter and it made them miserable. catastrophic loser energy 204556703
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 17/10/2025white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:... 5801327610598
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 28/09/2025hakeem “allergic to meeting the seriousness of the moment” jeffries everybody 2616
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/09/2025A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act. 17356057017511
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I guess it’s easy to understand why the revolution won’t be televised now 030
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I can’t believe we spent so much time thinking Trump was weird about the Epstein thing because he was a pedophile when he was really just a secret agent 030
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Might grab a quick bite at this amoral cafe before I board my flight 030
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Micr0byte @micr0.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2025this is taking too long aaaaaa 281299379
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 29/08/2025this is the future sam altman wants 09814
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿<—INSERT CHEESY BREAD @tienshinhan.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Most thug ass shit i have ever seen 153982
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿spooky and wistful (Pony Man) @sirsethamus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025 1010013
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿HorrorPuffs ⛈️ @aurapuffs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️ 146159646824
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Anthony Breznican @brezwrites.bsky.social · 11/07/2025The right-wing backlash against #Superman this week got me thinking: Has this happened before? That led to the discovery of these headline — from April 1940, when the official newspaper of the SS took umbrage at the comic book hero and ridiculed its creators. My how times change ... 10791943990
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"kenklippenstein.comExclusive: Operation Excalibur in Los Angeles “Show of Presence”Leaks from military's LA deployment reveal Coca Cola vs. Pepsi rivalry, sweaty guardsmen, and abject failure 48157772031
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 02/07/2025Here is Bjork for no reason. 3148030
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/03/2025oh this is a big mystery 1167329956498
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 13/02/2025See here's how to do a headline. fortune.com/2025/02/13/e... 229240106158
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/02/2025it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit 21955671614925
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes. 482670490
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Idea: what if we had our entire government operated by a small group of people whose key expertise is failing to build tunnels? 000
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/01/2025the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does 2634703478
MS Encarta ‘98 💿 @msencarta98.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I get the impression Trump just isn’t sure how to approach Jensen Huang’s weird jacket energy www.eurogamer.net/nvidia-ceo-w...eurogamer.netNvidia CEO would be "delighted" to meet president-elect Trump but hasn't been invitedNvidia CEO Jensen Huang said he would be "delighted" to visit president-elect Donald Trump and "do everything we can" t… 020
Reposted by MS Encarta ‘98 💿wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate 211227623031