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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

anyone need their horse rotated?

Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

so much of the elite political consensus in the US is that rural and exurban voters deserve unlimited veto power over policies that benefit cities because cities don't really count as America

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

when I say "Aaron Rodericks was faving teen porn on here" I mean the other Aaron Rodericks

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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

chat is this good?

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Coinman of the Month @meetzow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If anyone needs an example of how fucking weird the United States really is, here are some photos from a traveling show that sets up in school gyms and public places around the country that is just pictures of dead troops.

The gym of a community college with displays set up that have photos of military people who've died since 2000

Trailer where they drive around with all the displays

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 26/09/2026

"FLAVOR PROFILE" bonequest.com/10054

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Halo is authoritarian, Neon Genesis Evangelion is authoritarian lesbian separatist dreck, Norwegian novels are authoritarian, detective fiction is generally authoritarian, history is authoritarian. Masscult under federalism is inherently authoritarian. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

btrfs snapshots just saved my ass, I did something stupid to pulseaudio and spent like five minutes panicking before realizing I could just reboot and do a nice easy rollback and now everything's fine again #linux

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Northeast Corridor @njtransit--nec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NJ TRANSIT is monitoring a powerful nor’easter expected to impact our region. Please check njtransit.com and the NJ TRANSIT mobile app for real‑time updates before traveling and allow extra time for your commute. Your safety is our priority—stay informed and travel with care.

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

tonight's project: attempting to install Dorico on Linux

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have rediscovered soulseek, feeling my soul flung backwards two decades into browsing the campus DC++ server at 2 AM

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

getting rejected from my job interview because I brought an iced coffee instead of two liters of Faygo Redpop (I interviewed to be the guy who sprays down Insane Clown Posse with Faygo at their concerts)

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

there is an amazing pan-Turkish meltdown happening across the Paradox Interactive community because a Turkish guy got banned for violating the official Discord's rule against having profile pictures of real historical figures (with an exception for icons taken from the game)

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DJ Plague Mouse 💎🐁 @rhinestonemice.wtf · 23/09/2026

This story seems to have been inspired by Jesse Singals podcast from last week

Screenshot of a Nazi podcast on a Nazi platform for Nazis

Premium: Last Ditch Bar and the never ending accountability session

Plus. mouthy women get kicked out of an inclusive sports bar

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

some of those that work horses are the same that yee hawses

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

headed over to the mall, got a haircut, ate a Big Mac, picked up an armful of crafting stuff out of the clearance bin at Michael's, and rounded out the evening with an italian ice

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

tiny work annoyance: had to make a special cup of "boss pens" for when my boss wants to use a pen in my office because he smushes all the tips of my nice felt-tip fineliners

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

some consumer tech things that come to mind - balcony solar kits - reliable home 3D printers, laser engravers, vinyl cutters, etc - USB-C standardization - ultra-low-power-consumption ARM processors - better, cheaper accessibility and assistive technology - projects like Meshtastic and NYC Mesh

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

just had some chili lime pickles and they caused that sensation of hating it when I was eating it but then immediately craving another slice moments after finishing one

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

this looks like a riff on a tweet I did years ago and I’m glad to see it still gets the same kind of “erm whoever made this hasn’t been to southeastern Missouri” replies that led me to delete it

a balkanized US split up into regions governed by grocery store chains

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

one canned cocktail was not enough but two canned cocktails was too much 😔

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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

jamelle bouie mystified by the Aella birthday gangbang chart

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I ordered takeout from the new local halal place and when I got there they told me they made too much of what I ordered so they gave me an extra half-container of food

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

current top five searches on Discord's GIF picker: "charlie kirk", "oh no anyway", "packwatch", "tots and pears", "rip bozo"

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

picked up a case swap for my steam deck last week, I accidentally cooked the original screen while trying to soften the glue because my heat gun was set about 200 degrees too hot but one OEM screen later it's looking good

an atomic purple steam deck, because I am a 90's kid seeking apotheosis through translucent consumer electronics

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You might like
Garlic
1 head, $0.99 each

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Stephen714 @stephen714.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don’t.

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

trump should simply mandate that all datacenters contain a beautiful ballroom for the public to enjoy

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the novelty will wear off eventually but I am currently very stoked to have a 3D printer that doesn't produce twice as much waste as model for multimaterial prints

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this new printer really wants to calibrate the hell out of itself

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

please. mr. legs was my father call me

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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

people should not be posting about politics on here. people should be posting things like *glomps u*

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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/13538 『チェーフィングディッシュマスコット』4月発売予定。ホテルのバイキングやビュッフェ形式の食事で使われるチェーフィングディッシュが、ミニチュアマスコットになりました。 The "Chafing Dish Mascot" is scheduled for release in April. The chafing dishes used in hotel buffets and all-you-can-eat meals have been transformed into m... #ガチャポン #gachapon

『チェーフィングディッシュマスコット』
ラインナップ＜１＞丸型A＜２＞丸型B＜３＞角型A＜４＞角型B＜５＞角型C
メーカー：ホットライン
2023年4月発売予定
400円カプセル購入はこちら（楽天）
"Chafing Dish Mascot"
Lineup: <1> Round A <2> Round B <3> Square A <4> Square B <5> Square C
Manufacturer: Hotline
Scheduled for release in April 2023
400 yen capsules. Purchase here (Rakuten)

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I see a lot of "this is actually Hell" or "wow, Hitler got into heaven" responses but I choose to interpret it as that Charlie got into heaven on a technicality but his vibes are so rancid that everyone there avoids him and he spends all his time making debate homunculi to argue with instead

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

star trek is largely a show about people standing in various rooms

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

hasan piker ate my balls???

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

an amazing thing to write about an entertainment district where you can buy a drink in a cup as long as your forearm that's one part vodka, one part rum, one part gin, one part midori, and one part everclear

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

in light of recent events I have decided to announce that today I am amusing myself at the office by pronouncing "envelope" as if it were a Spanish word. en-ve-lo-pe

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Random gashapon! ランダム・ガチャポン @randomgacha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/48941 『猫のバブーシュカネコーシュカ』6月発売予定。かぶるだけで、あら素敵。 "Cat Babushka Nekoshka" is scheduled for release in June. Just put it on and voilà, you'll look lovely. #ガチャポン #gachapon

『猫のバブーシュカネコーシュカ』
ラインナップ＜１＞グレー＜２＞オフホワイト＜３＞あか＜４＞みずいろ
メーカー：レインボー
2026年6月発売予定
500円カプセル購入はこちら（楽天）
"Babushka the Cat Nekoshka"
Lineup: <1> Gray <2> Off-white <3> Red <4> Light Blue
Manufacturer: Rainbow
Scheduled for release in June 2026
500 yen capsule toy available here (Rakuten)

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

the mainstream media is shoving kirkmas down our throats but real patriots know benghazi's not going away

Sean Smith's baffling tattoo of a pear-shaped blue wyvern popping a squat over a chain of Chargers logos

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

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Dr. Gabagool and the Salami of Secrets @jimpjorps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

having a breakfast sandwich for lunch today... I call this meal concept "lunfst"

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