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@brianloveswords.com
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I used to do computers. I still do, but I used to, too. bjb.photo

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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3h
but it does make me think how sick would it have been if Mick Foley played bass for Dinosaur Jr., I bet J Mascis wouldn't have gotten away with his bullshit on him
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 3h
this article rules but the AI generated alt text on the images is kind of a bummer, e.g. this photo of Lou Barlow got: "Image may contain Mick Foley Clothing TShirt Face Head Person Photography Portrait and Adult"
oh boy now I'm on the spot to write decent alt text!

Lou Barlow, 60 yr old bassist of Dinosaur Jr. in a sorta grainy polaroid style photo with his hands behind his head in his hair, wearing an old Mister Rogers Neighborhood shirt.
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
onboarding compiler developers with the mandatory cat ears
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 29/09/2026
and then we'll find 20,000 new centers for it
from the wikipedia page for "Encyclopedia of Triangle Centers":

As of 10 February 2026, the list identifies 71,392 triangle centers and is managed cooperatively by an international team of geometry researchers. The encyclopedia is integrated into Geogebra.
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 28/09/2026
Most people never really cared about doing their jobs well but man lazy AI just makes the things they don't care about so much more visible
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 29/09/2026
it's ya boy horgus
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 28/09/2026
gonna take a wet plunge which is like a cold plunge but wet
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
monday is now and robot karaoke is tonight, 7pm in brooklyn. the rain will have stopped and you may be itching to come out from the rocks we hid under during the nor'easter.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 27/09/2026
the history of concrete!!!
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 27/09/2026
Thenable Curtailment gotta be one of the top five King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard albums
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 26/09/2026
do NOT tenderly kiss your interviewer on the forehead at the start of the interview!!! it is customary to wait until the end
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is where they make italians
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
time to go to this job interview! i hope they like my biiiiig bowl of chili
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 26/09/2026
to be clear: for myself, not to share.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 26/09/2026
bringing a 6ft party sub to my next job interview
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 26/09/2026
Prostitute (the band) at the Fillmore in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on September 23rd, 2026
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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Grace @gracekind.net · 25/09/2026
This is complete vibecoded slop, I’m sorry
DNA sequence
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 25/09/2026
you don't see this guy in modern nancy comics because nancy fuckin killed him dead
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
wow the wiki page for the Casualties doesn't even have the expected 'Allegations' subsection. which for a 90s punk band is so much more suspicious than when that section is openly there
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i've always wanted to visit iceland sure wish i hadn't been holding that monkey's paw when i said it
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 23/09/2026
Shärkbite, singer for Beach Hazards, says they're sorry for their disgusting actions and they're gonna take some time away from the stage to listen and reflect
phone notification:

Beach Hazards Statement
⚠️ National Weather Service
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 23/09/2026
basketball scoring should be based on how many seconds between being released and going through the net
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Louis Wain
Louis Wain
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 23/09/2026
skull gotta be one of my favorite types of duggery
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 23/09/2026
The One (2001)
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 22/09/2026
i have a creepy but tasty tattoo i should get more types
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 22/09/2026
listening to rage against the machine but solemnly shaking my head so everyone knows im pro-machine
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@sarahclazarus

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast- paced environment
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 22/09/2026
please, robert pins was my father's name, call me bobby
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 22/09/2026
The Armed at the Magic Stick in Detroit, Michigan on September 20th
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Joshua Raclaw @joshuaraclaw.com · 21/09/2026
This is an Animorphs cover of a bird turning into a slightly different bird
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21/09/2026
i miss shockwave loading screens
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21/09/2026
sluggo wants one thing and it's to see that fuckin ball game
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I love seeing the full power of a definite article
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21/09/2026
might need to get this bat tattooed on my body
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 21/09/2026
apart from the known standard model of novels, novellas, and novellettes, we are yet to find evidence of the hypothesized novelino, noveletto, noveluccio, noveluzzo, or noveluolo. a great deal of work remains to be done
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 21/09/2026
the only thing that would make WALL·E better is Kevin Hart telling me that it's now legal for me to gamble in all 50 states from the comfort of my phone
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is every online community that starts out with "we don't need rules, people will behave" about a year in.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 19/09/2026
. guy so is there a mrs. guy 😏 guy guy
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 19/09/2026
gonna crispr myself into enjoying cilantro
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I LOVE gambling but I HATE how few ads there are for it!!
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 17/09/2026
pain is pain entering the body
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