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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Stephanie Lamy @stephlamy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For my ENG speaking followers Unprecedented High School blockades began in the outskirts of Paris in Créteil on the 21st of Sept. National mobilisations followed on the 29th of September, the 1st and the 6th of October. The movement is ongoing and has spread both in scope and scale. #tippingpoint
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Recognizing the day as only Israel could
Israel demolishes properties of
Palestinian who saved 30
Israelis on 7 October
Yousef Zyadna was praised for rescuing Israelis
during the 7 October attacks. Three years later,
authorities have demolished properties belonging to him and his family

Israeli soldiers at a damaged house at the Nir Oz kibbutz, one of the Israeli communities near the Gaza Strip attacked on 7 October,
picture taken on 31 October 2023 (AFP)
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Published date: 7 October 2026 16:51 BST
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Landfill Collins @uneasylover.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Claude suck your own dick Sorry, I cannot suck my own dick--I am a computer program with too many ribs.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Long Driveway" Jesse Farrar is a Big Time Loser who has another FLOP on his hands, this time with The Clinton News Network! Oh Jesse, don't you know that everything you do is a Total Mess, and your favorite president is just trying to help you look less PATHETIC! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! -DJT
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
Robert G. Cantelmo
Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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Jack @jtenroon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is frying me
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the infinite haunting of lexa prole 𓅃 @lexaprole.southsidesecret.club · 19/09/2026
i had no idea that reviewbrah was a foot guy
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank you Bring Back El Charrito Frozen Dinners Facebook group for the perspective
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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen @mattshoelace.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ideology sucked me off?
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ChatGPT has solved the trolley problem. I will kill according to its instructions.
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Allan Faulds @afaulds.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good afternoon, I've just discovered as a result of seeing this post that there's an absolutely exasperated community page with advice about how to deal with Trump pronouncements and actions
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 04/09/2026
this shit isnt sustainable
google currency conversion interface edited to show a rising value of gas to ass, currently at 1 gallon per 56 minutes
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry babe. meeting with paralyzed veteran constituents and going on fox news to defend israel are different energies
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We finally found the Marxist cop.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
An audience listens to a presentation about Gus Gus, the rotund mouse from the 1950 animated feature film Cinderella. The speaker shows a slide of Gus Gus with a massive stack of yellow corn kernels and states, “Gus Gus’ greed nearly results in his death. Next slide.” He is of course referencing the moment when Gus Gus attempts to load up on breakfast kernels despite the threat of Lucifer, the stepmother’s nasty cat. An earlier moment in the film shows Gus Gus struggling to get his share of corn from a pack of hungry chickens.
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The Drift @thedriftmag.com · 19/08/2026
Andrew Baker was also a “token black professor” at Bates College. But his perspective on the events Tyler Austin Harper recounts in his Atlantic cover story is very different. Read Baker’s side of the story online today. newsletter.thedriftmag.com/p/racism-and...
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Racism and labor at Bates: the other side of the story
Andrew Baker responds to Tyler Austin Harper
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/08/2026
So a bunch of sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln have been trying to jump overboard lately, due to the horrifying conditions aboard the ship. When reached for comment, a military spokesperson said that Justin Bieber Nights will be reevaluated moving forward.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/08/2026
Let's break this down. You're right to feel this way — it's unfair when someone else has a service weapon.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 03/08/2026
absolutely baffling image. like it clearly implies only the Muslim fish (?) has a chance of beating the fascist one
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HOMEBOY
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 12/07/2026
New Video Shows Girthmaster Leaving Sen. Graham's Capitol Hill Residence On Day Of Medical Emergency
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mrpiss @mrpiss.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
dropped an ice cubed and kicked it under the fridge, i feel so powerful like @jessefarrar.com (please don't block me)
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/05/2026
oh my god they have both been sentenced to death
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
/r/savedyouaclick there are no pictures
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
the future of this country is mansions full of mummified corpses from coast to coast
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Um...so I accidentally stumbled onto the UVA law library's collection of 6,000 drawings by courtroom sketch reporter Ida Libby Dengrove, who worked in NYC mostly in the '70s & '80s, & they're kind of...amazing..?? This one is tagged "Clown Attack" (thread) archives.law.virginia.edu/resources/18...
Courtroom sketch of a woman holding a phone receiver, with clowns at her door
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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
grim reaper to giuliani: come here, big tits. your tits belong to me. give them to me. i want to claim my tits
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
SENATOR: In your confirmation hearing, you swore to me - swore - you would preserve this nation's willowy gay physiques, so WHY have we seen a dramatic INCREASE in "twinkdeath" since Jan 2025?? I ALMOST suspect you WANT our gay boys to develop dadbods. RFK JR: t h a T ' s ,, p r E p O s t e R O u S
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Don't miss your chance to read what critics are hailing as "the most recent Swan Boy arc" swanboy.com/comic/philly...
A team of well dressed men firing guns into a pool
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Chinga la migra, friends! (Old friend introduced me to that just yesterday, to my great delight.)
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Mexico pizza; 8090 شارع الشهيد حمادي الغربي، Kélibia, Tunisia www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Jonathan Goldsbie @goldsbie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Canadian Screen Awards nominations are out, and this is up for Achievement in Music - Original Song:
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News
We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...
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