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Bathroom Barry

@bathroombarry.bsky.social
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I’m Dave Barry’s son. He named me Bathroom because he thought it would be funny, and he was right. Pseudo-music: @schizophonia.bsky.social

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 5h
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 5h
lmao c’mon man
"According to Al aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells," a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he "had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off," because his chatbot "goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.'
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Spicy Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I assume that Michael Tracey’s disgusting, greasy blob of a body behaves not unlike a slab of damp ballistic gel, so I advise any enterprising young heroes to use the heaviest grain high pressure rounds you can find just to make sure the job is done right
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 5h
Curiosity got the better of me and the teaser for this seems like what would happen if everyone gave the Chimptopia guys all the money they wanted
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11h
their end vision of the world, and it is the end of the world where they see us, is basically one large fascist military state that is mowing the grass at the border which itself is a semi-occupied state to constantly extract human life for capital. there's not a subtext, they're just saying it.
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AubryRPG🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @raccoonplaysgames.bsky.social · 17h
Denying post‑op trans adults HRT is lethal because it causes dangerous hormone crashes, severe dysphoria, and sharp spikes in suicide risk Our bodies depend on HRT for our physical and mental health, ripping away that care will kill many of us But we knew this was coming And we warned about this
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 17h
You should use SoundCloud. It’s how people can listen to my SoundCloud
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 18h
There’s a world where this and the Bible have swapped places in terms of worldwide cultural impact, and let me tell you all, it still sucks soooo much ass
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Talk With Saul @talkwithsaul.bsky.social · 18h
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"why don't women report rapes"
Tmz tweets "cornell gang rape accusers seeks to keep her identity secret, fears retribution" 

Someone retweets with the caption "the world needs to know who this lying whore is so she can never get a husband" 

And someone replies "no why they need to know who she is so she can't get prosecuted and fucking jailed. They do not deserve to be free"
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dolly prton giant rifle, CPA @dollypilled.bsky.social · 18h
We are ignoring that a kindergartner signed for openAI
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 20h
the vast majority of bombs dropped on Gaza during this genocide were dropped during Biden's presidency. the vast majority of deaths in Gaza during this genocide occurred during Biden's presidency. Biden sent $8 billion in weapons to Israel after he already lost to Trump.
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Talk With Saul @talkwithsaul.bsky.social · 19h
Zachary Foster on how the NYPD lies about antisemitism www.jta.org/2025/01/06/n...
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tears of a clown. More like tears of a cunt. Stop your bloody whinging.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sports Illustrated will now be called Athletics Illustrated, or A.I.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might make things more difficult for the recruiters in the cafeteria
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you request a new doctor if yours has a sweatshirt on that says Disney Addict
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Schizophonia @schizophonia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning. Monday morning. Time for High School.
soundcloud.com
High School
Nothing like being Miss Popularity
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Comrade DiaMat @comradediamat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is absolutely insane! Even the individual freedom in liberal democracies is a lie!

r/LateStageCapitalism ⚫ 3h ago
In order to work as a licensed contractor with a local school, the state of Texas requires me to agree that I will not boycott Israel.
1.
Statement of Certification Regarding Compliance Doing Business with
Boycotting of Israel (House Bill 89)
the undersigned representative of Company or Business name
(hereafter referred to as company) being an adult over the age of eighteen (18) years of age, verify that the company named-above, under the provisions of Subtitle F, Title 10, Government Code Chapter 2270:
1. Does not boycott Israel currently; and
2. Will not boycott Israel during the term of the contract the above-named Company, business or individual with the2 Independent School
District.
Pursuant to Section 2270.001, Texas Government Code:
1. "Boycott Israel" means refusing to deal with, terminating business activities with, or otherwise taking any action that is intended to penalize, inflict economic harm on, or limit commercial relations specifically with Israel, or with a person or entity doing business in Israel or in an Israeli-controlled territory, but does not include an action made for ordinary business purposes; and
2. "Company" means a for-profit sole proprietorship, organization, association, corporation, partnership, joint venture, limited partnership, limited liability partnership, or any limited liability company, including a wholly owned subsidiary. majority-owned subsidiary, parent company or affiliate of those entities or business associations that exist to make a profit.
Vendor Name
Printed Name of Vendor Official
Title
Signature of Vendor Official
Date
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The plot to enslave America entails destroying every university except for the business school
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fun bit is the Guardians "Analysis" which sets out what they want this to be about even as it is obviously not. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Questions remain over Iran’s link to alleged RAF Fairford bomb plot
Tehran has been trying to step up attacks on targets in the west but its track record has been mixed
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Come on man. Come ON man.
Twitter screenshot. Just bear with me here.

Original Post: "Ok but the idea of an infants brain inside a 30 year old woman and all the men taking advangatge of her was ick" (Referring to Poor Things)

This was quote tweeted with a video of the final shootout from the film Scarface with an "intended emotion: Fear/Disgust", Red frowny face and ticker saying "DO NOT DO THIS *!!* THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF VIOLENCE" overlays. The quote tweet was captioned "We need this for all movies"

Reply to quote tweet: What is the context behind this??"

Reply to that tweet: "I haven't seen anything like this before, but maybe it's for people with autism or ASPD? Sort of like subtitles for appropriate emotions."
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every person on this website who says they've never heard a Jelly Roll song or heard about Hawk Tuah is gonna have sooooo many opinions about what the mainstream US voter actually wants to hear from the Democrats this fall.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 27/09/2026
The Internet, Social Media and AI are facilitating the churning out of obscene atrocity denial propaganda to deterritorialised global audiences in a way that feels unlike any prior epoch, and I feels like nobody in power is even willing to confront that because they expect to exploit it themselves.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Giggity goggity goo” - Fairy Quagmire
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Benny and the
JEGS
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Picturing the Joker and Harley Quinn relationship dynamic being similar to that of the husband and wife in the comic strip “For Better or for Worse”
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Randy Newman voice) You gotta bend the knee
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our age of bronze is collapsing. Including my son.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Barber, there’s some soup in my hair
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Counterpoint - it created exactly the kind of economy it was supposed to, and the kind of economy that western economists demonstrably prefer their rival states to have, but they were doing what's known as "lying about it."
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This happened to my buddy Eric
Eddington
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of them? Even his sworn enemy, Mark Zuckerberg?!?
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Avengers Endgame
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Avengers Endgame
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The US spent ten years searching Afghanistan for a guy who had moved to a compound in Pakistan before they even arrived, and only found him because his courier kept using his real name after faking his death. Meanwhile, the CIA did a fake Hep B vaccination campaign to steal blood for DNA testing.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hired someone who brought an iced coffee to the interview and the store burned down due to extreme negligence. Just kidding, they were a good employee and a nice person.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tired: Sir this is a Wendy’s Wired: Sir this is a wedding
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
British person when an immigrant makes their chippy curry too spicy
British person freaking out and telling the shop owner to arse off
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not true. Every article my father has written has been extraordinarily funny. Sorry you just don’t get it.
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The cop who pulled me over asked if I had a lead foot. I told her I’m a millennial so my foot is probably microplastics. She didn’t laugh, but I also didn’t get a ticket so it was probably just a tongue-in-cheek thing
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My favorite bass guitarist or bassist is @spicybigdad.bsky.social
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Bathroom Barry @bathroombarry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At work texting my wife because I miss her
(Texts to my wife) 

I'm asking Gollum to do impressions
Of his co-stars
For example I'll say
Gollum, do Hugo Weaving
[Screenshot of Gollum looking like Hugo Weaving]
Ok now Gollum is gonna do his
impression of Ellah wood
[Screenshot of Gollum looking all wide-eyed and doing a weird smile]Me: Sweet now how about Liv Tvler
[Screenshot of Gollum making a weird face]
Wife: Okay okay
Now RBG!
Me: [Screenshot of Gollum making another weird face]
Wife: LMA00000000000Me: Really good stuff. Now for something a little different. Do an impression of my cat after being yelled at trying to get in the cabinet
[Screenshot of Gollum crouched making a weird squinty hissy bitchy face]
Okay now do an impression of my
wife in the bedroom
[Screenshot of Gollum looking blurry and possessed with his eyes rolled back in his head and his mouth open in a screaming “O” shape] 

Wife: Okay that’s enough
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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