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@moschops.bsky.social
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminds me of this one I took of our youngest running into a forest.
A photo of a kid in a red hoody running into a forest. There's not much colour in the rest of the photo, so it looks a bit Schindler's List.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gave my lad on Midnight Suns the Labour Haircut.
My handsome Hunter from Marvel Midnight Suns. He has a beard and the stupid fucking lego bob that all the top level women in Labour have. Well, not the VERY top, of course. Women aren't allowed to lead the Labour Party.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck is this guy doing?
A screen shot showing Aaron blocking me. And then some time later blocking me again. Why did this thin skinned cunt unblock me in the first instance? No idea. He's a cunt.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like I'm getting sent to the camps.
A screenshot that says "Today at 09:24

@aaron.bsky.team has blocked you"
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Been playing Marvel Midnight Suns and this has to be deliberate, right?
A character coming through a portal, only it looks like a goatse.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching some Neagley before I watch our final home match of the season at The Trop?
Maria Sten as Frances Neagley tripping absolute balls looking at her hands really weirdly.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Explain how you haven't mentioned Sam Fender once?
A search in the person's mentions for "Sam Fender" who has been top of the charts for six months, despite them lying about "Choosin' Texas" having been top of the charts.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian Blessed with a speech bubble suggesting he's saying the quoted tweet.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spira, innit.
An open Spira. Two sticks of spiral, airy chocolate.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A picture of a mediocre white man looking very disappointed in the above take.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They've been leaving some of the local verges to go sort of wild. They look great.
Some wildflowers in a roadside verge.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sorry, i got that from your bio. Liar or thatcherite, the point stands about your previous post.
"I've somehow gone from Thatcherite" in this cunt's bio.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bez + Maraka = Baraka?
Baraka from the Mortal Kombat franchise. He has knifenthings attached to his wrists.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Within the context of a single post we wouldn't consider it a direct threat" Sure, buddy. Sure.
An email showing I was banned for a single tweet which was taken to be a threat. The single tweet read "I hope @aaron.bsky.tem enjoys the camps."

The email response reads:

"For example:

Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed.

Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups.

Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.

The following Post was removed:

I hope @aaron.bsky.team enjoys the camps.

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes.

Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 21 st Sep, 2026."
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I decided to sort some cards out for the board game Marvel Legendary. I may have an issue.
All my Hero type cards for Marvel Legendary. There are about 2500 cards on our kitchen table.All the Villain type cards (and their nefarious schemes and henchmen etc) for my Marvel Legendary game. There are about 1200 cards on our kitchen table.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watching Slow Horses, and I liked this:
Jack Lowden's character being led out of MI5 by two agents who have beaten him up. His face is covered in blood and he's hobbling.The receptionist at the MI5 building. A woman sat behind a computer. There is a massive digital clock behind her and the time is 1312.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Killers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A still from the video from New Order's song Crystal featuring a fictional band called The Killers.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You are right!
A screen shot of the dumb bastard @bungalowbillcom.bsky.social having blocked me.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And one for you.
A picture of ex-footballer David Wheater.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A picture of United Kingdom Prime Minister Andy Burnham looking like a smug cunt with a speech bubble beneath him as if he is saying the quoted tweet.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And some cushions and doors, although you might well already have them at home.
A man hiding behind two doors leaning up against a wall. Some cushions are in front of the doors. Maybe to prevent them slipping down. I'm not sure.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh my god why do they all look like this
Racist Cofnas's racist Sponsor at the University of Ghent, Bouke de Vries.
I don't know if sponsor is the roght word and I don't care.
He's a white man with a massive forehead and a too long head, and despite an inability to grow a decent beard, he also has a beard. It's patchy and nearly ginger. Like all the other racist cunts, he looks smug as fuck, even though he's got nothing personally to be smug about.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That's not very academic freedom of speech of you, you bigoted shitbag, @emmettmacfarlane.com
A screenshot showing that @emmettmacfarlane.com blocked me for clearly stating truths that he is incapable of understanding. Because he's bigoted and likely a pedo. They go hand in hand.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Visited the Edinburgh buttplug.
The control tower at Edinburgh Airport, which has a flared base and is somewhat reminiscent of a butt plug.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Me too, vintage jukebox.
A vintage jukebox with a sign that says "please don't push my buttons, I'm old and fragile"
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@phlaimeaux.bsky.social Great gif tonight. I snapped this photo of you during the finale.
A very mid caricature of Sly Stallone with a mini piano for some reason.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Alright, you beautiful bastard, @vennart666.bsky.social Last night was class. Thanks.
The beautiful Mike Vennart on stage enclosed in a heart made by my hands.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh my fucking god. I'm in tears.
Biffy fucking Clyro.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Mon the Nothing Butt Thieves
A zoomed out shot of the Nothing Butt Thieves.Zoomed in shot of the Nothing But Thieves singer and the drummer behind.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Mon the Swim School
A zoomed out shot of Edinburgh band Swim School. Check them out. A zoomed in shot of the singer/guitarist and drummer off of Swim School.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Where's the football?
A close up of Marouane Fellaini immediately post impact with a football. His face is distorted from the impact.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Brian Limerance?
An old photo of Brian Limond aka Limmy. It doesn't really look like him, it's so old and he's clean shaven and in a suit
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Australian singer Tom Cardy at a microphone about to start singing.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can any music nonces tell me what this notation means, please?
Some sheet music with a notation that looks like an alien Asterisk.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Massive respect to the big lad. 6 IP, 14K last time out, 8 IP, only 4K this time. Getting them out in a variety of ways. #RedSox
A picture of Boston Red Sox pitcher Payton Tolle. Guess his age in the comments...
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The other 2.
Baseball being played in Bhutan in front of a shrine. The kid hitting has hit an absolute dinger and his one-handed follow through is beautiful.Bob Beamon breaking the long jump World Record in Mexico. On the scoreboard in the background are the results of the women's 200m where Iren Szewinska's winning time of 22.5 seconds is also a world record.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Average Harris stan. I don't want to cause a pile on, so I've redacted @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social's handle in the image.
Image of @nosoupforgeorge.bsky.social where he says "good morning," yet it's 3:04 PM. 🤔
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Juat settling down to watch the latest Avatar: The Last Airbender season
A picture of the gang from 70s/80s TV series Monkey on which the anime Avatar: the Last Airbender is based.
Left to right is some bald monk whoae name I never knew, Monkey himself, Sandy with his awesome skull necklace and then Pigsy.
The monk is mostly off screen. All you can see is his (her?) baldie heid. 
Monkey has his staff ij one hand and is wearing his signature red robe and golden head-necklace.
Sandy has his green robe
And Pigsy has grey clothing on with a brown belt.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Actually, his teeth look better as a frog.
Ray Park as frog or something out of x men.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My new train on which i am drinking my beer.
A green and yellow train.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Consensus was i was a little late if anything.
A shit pint of Heineken in a shit plastic glass.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Might go on a train journey.
An image of a train platform looking down the tracks.A train platform with the outside wall of the station on one side and the tracks on the other side. The station wall is yellow brick.A train I'm about to get on. I don't know anything about trains so can't really describe it.
The front has two windows and slow paint. The sides are blue and grey.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I love my moka pot.
A small (3 cup) Bialetti moka pot. The water reservoir at the bottom is red, the top jug part is green, and there's a silver strip in the middle so that it all lpops a bit like the Italian flag.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here. There's a speech bubble at the top to imply the post above is being said by a sealion. Which it is.
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A better attempt at alt text, although I think i missed some.
DOCTOR

TRAVELLING THROUGH SPACE AND TIME TRYING TO FIND A BIG SHIT

I THINK WE'VE FOUND A QUIET LIFE FORMS, OXYGEN AT 20%

FUCK THAT? LET ME OUT,

TO DR

SHREDDIES DOWN, ANDI COMIN AFTER ME!

X

SET THE CO-ORDINATES FOR

GRIND! CROAK

(GET IN! NO-ONE FOR MILES!

BULOUS IT'S WE GO...

LOOK OOT!

15

E FUDGE!

RIGHT JAMIE.! I'VE JUST REMEMBERED

ON METEBELIS 3. QUICK SET THE O-ORDINATES, I'VE GOT

HURRY UP, FOR FUCKS

SAKE I THINK I'M TDUCHING CLOTH

SORRY DOCTOR. BUT I WAS OUT OT THE SQUIRTS SOMETHING ROTTEN. I

BASTARDS!

GRIND

CROAK

RASHT! SET THE. CO-ORDINAT

FUCKING DESPERATE! WE'VE

OR I'LL SHIT MY BLO

HALT! HALTY

PAR

INTRUD

SKLUDINK! PLOP-PIOP-PLO PUNK! PLINKI

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DISBUSTING! WHATA. STINK! DISSUSTING NK!DISBUSTING

SYOU. FILTHY. BASTARDL

NEXT WEEK. THE
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Moschops 🦕🦖 @moschops.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Theres too much text, but its a 20 odd panel comic where Dr Poo travels time and space trying to find somewhere to have a shit.
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