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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

5 tips to sell arms like Tony Blair AMIRITE

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

BRITISH VALUES SAVE R CULCHER

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Michael Michael Michael Renéeeeeeeee Qualuude Calcutta Helmuth Karl Bernhard von Moltke 'Fast' Noreen Dewsbury Jhonathon Adamski Frimpton Crankbowl Leonard 'The Bollockizer' Lenslok

Photo of a white baby with blue eyes, caption "10 old-fashioned baby names making a comeback around the world"

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

QUICK SOMEBODY CALL AN [squints] RUMBULANCE

an ambulance at the seaside, except it says RUMBULANCE on the side

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We finally pulled our fingers out and got some of these printed Available as cards and art prints, they don't look too shabby. We’re taking some to the market on Saturday, and they’ll be up on the website soon

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Love how they've made him sound like a massive paedo

BBC headline: Infantino asked to stay away from youth tournament (with a photo of Gianni Infantino, a bald old white man wondering what corrupt bollocks he can get involved with next)

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Firescribe @firescribestudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

We’ve been busy in the workshop making a new collection of fused glass tiles, inspired by nature, animals and the changing seasons. 🌿🍂 Each one is built up from layers of glass powder, stringers, frit and tiny details in enamel, so no two ever come out quite the same. #WoodlandArt #FusedGlass

Square fused glass tile on a small wooden easel, shown against a softly lit pale background. Deep blue and icy white textures form a moonlit woodland scene, with a curled brown hare resting inside a glowing pale moon at the centre.

Square fused glass tile on a small wooden easel, photographed against a softly lit pale background. An autumn woodland scene in rich golds and oranges frames an open pale centre, with a tiny dark spider near the top, a small pumpkin at lower right, and a pink flower near the bottom.

Square fused glass tile on a small wooden easel, photographed against a softly lit pale background. A small blue fox sits in the middle of a dreamy clearing, surrounded by spring-green grass and flowering pink trees, with a soft pink-and-yellow sky behind.

Square fused glass tile on a small wooden easel, shown against a softly lit pale background. Warm golden-yellow and amber tones create an autumn woodland arch, with a small orange squirrel perched on the right side among falling leaves and textured foliage.

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Since we are spending more and more time doing glass things, we now have a shiny new bsky account just for the shiny stuff:

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Look, this took me fucking ages to make, so you better believe I'm going to subject you to it. Go on, like it, you cowards, I spent precious hours of my life on this nonsense, for no reason. Yes, I know it's a bit shit, but I'm sure I can double my views if my 3 Bsky friends would simply indulge me

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LE Hill on Instagram: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a good idea to make a stop motion...

4 likes, 0 comments - taikafox on August 20, 2026: "I made some goddesses with a mouldable glass medium, trying to mimic a stone-carved effect. For some inexplicable reason, I thought it would be a go...

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Been busy with the paints and crayons. This one made me cry a bit. If you remember my dog, Timber, you'll know... 'The Wood Holds What Was'

Mixed-media painting of Little Red Riding Hood and a large wolf sitting side by side on a log in a misty, enchanted forest. They are seen from behind, small within the landscape, surrounded by dark twisting trees, oversized patterned leaves, mushrooms, seed heads and glowing botanical forms in greens, blues and muted reds. The forest opens into a pale clearing behind them

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Was Paredes' punch their only shot on target? #stats

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

completely enthralled by the World Cup final

a white cat alseep with his head pressed up against the arm of a dark grey sofa

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

can't wait for EXTRATIME MULTIBALL

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Meanwhile in Cornwall

Anonymous post in "Bodmin's Voice (Official)" Facebook group:
Whoever keeps banging around the estate and having it on with their husband around berryfields are you coping in this heat and also keep noise down my baby has just been put in bed, disgusting woman

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Scotland subreddit remains unmatched

Post on r/Scotland:

Ada Ping Yu
hope this is okay to post. I'm looking for info on Ping Yu. Scottish woman (Ping Yu is her married name), connected to the scandalous death of actress Carlton in 1918. She and her husband dealt/ supplied opium. Any help on this would be much appreciated!

Reply:
She's deid

OPs reply:
Aye I'm not trying to buy her dinner pal

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Should have just used a small handheld vacuum

BBC headline: Rice in bed for nearly three days before Norway game - Tuchel

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

new Peaky Blinders just dropped

4 plastic tumblers with fruit on, label 'Fruity Tumblers'

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

stupid weather everywhere completely sold out of cold

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

If it was a proper resignation he'd have just got into a waiting hot air balloon and flown away into the sun

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

doin some glass things

two abstract rectangles in fused glass:
top image, a sort of cloudscape in white, teal, orange and pink
bottom image, a watery abstract in different greens, orange/red and pink

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

NETKICK! JUNE BIRMINGHAM!!

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

GOALBALL! BARRY CANE!

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Cheggers Plays Pop! where recently reanimated Keith Chegwin faces off against Iggy Pop in a marathon game of Hungry Hungry Hippos

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Scotland subreddit an absolute state this morning

Screengrab of thread on r/Scotland:

"Am steamin"
"Am absolutely full ah crisps"
"Ah canny see"

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

when you're trying to play maptap at 4am

BBC player thumbnail 'Alan Shearer Remembers France', with a photo of a very bleary and pink Alan Shearer

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

One of the reasons I admire and revere @squeezy.bsky.social is for her acceptable trampolining, as documented by her PE report from 1991

School PE report matrix noting skill levels attained in Athletics, Badminton, Gymnastics etc. There is a single tick in the report, in the row marked 'Trampolining', under 'Acceptable'

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Let's see what AI thinks of Fiona Bru...oh

AI response to the question "Who is Fiona Bruce's wife?":
"Fiona Bruce is a female British broadcaster and journalist, meaning she does not have a wife; she has been married to her husband, businessman Nigel Sharrocks, since 1994."

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Headlines I never imagined I'd see, no. 743

headline: Boards of Canada and Warp Condemn Trump White House Over Social Media Video
An eerie 15-second clip sets nationalist imagery to the Scottish duo’s new song “Deep Time”

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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Purchased a Temu knock off of a board game just to see what would arrive. The back of the box is littered with typos, but this is the best.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The reason the sunny weather makes me feel depressed is the same reason NYE used make me feel like shit-it's the idea that if you don't have the best time ever then what's the point of you? Like, fuck off, Debbie, I'm ginger, I'm staying out the sun cos I dont want a face like a leathery old handbag

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

PSA: Rabbits are complex and expensive and require constant vigilance, they are not vehicles for superficial mawkish philosophy about your parenting skills. Also they are *terrible* pets for children.

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Lu Lapin @squeezy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Legend has it Poundland adopted the laurel wreath as its logo because Scipio Africanus used to love to pop in to pick up some glitter pens and a multipack of Tangy Toms for the lads in between Punic Wars.

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Meanwhile in Gloucestershire

Headline: Hunt for man who defecated on the floor before cleaning himself with a sandwich

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 bands that don't exist: 1. Pam Shambala 2. Hengeworks IV 3. Botanical Nosepaste 4. Thumpcopter '45 5. Bill Cresswell & Mike Bennett 6. Pigpogget 7. Ultra Fingerpimples 8. MOTHGOBLIN 9. Metal Stovies 10. The Incredible Kingstanding Binmen's Throat Choir ft Beverley Craven

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Fuck all of you horrific bigots

BBC headline: "Toilets and changing rooms must be used on basis of biological sex, guidance confurms"

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ACH @nibus.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Burial, Hefner, The The plus although they're from Nottingham, Tindersticks always sound like London

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