iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 21h

your life will be greatly improved if every time you encounter some particularly deranged discourse you think to yourself “hmm. not getting involved in that!”

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“what’s the best political speech of the 21st century” it’s obviously 2009 peter mandelson looming menacingly going IF I CAN COME BACK…WE CAN COME BACK

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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 08/04/2025

palyin wit my baul

A tiny gold retriever plush sits next to a red and blue ball

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

everyone else: [either measured or gibbering takes about the burnham speech] me: hmm…new typeface…will we soon be free of the tyranny of poppins

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and now we will close conference with an interpretative dance from ed miliband

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

and i hope keir starmer is feeling like shit!!!!

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that was pretty good even if i did make fun of the chibi yesterday

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

our beautiful mermaid princess emerges from her hiding place in the deep ❤️

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

happy monday everyone! time to face the day with the help of your good friend, 19th century cervical dilator :)

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

very few things in life i want to see less than bsky sex discourse

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’ve seen more gore of the discord mascot in the last 24 hours than of any gore i’ve ever seen in my life. they’re funkytowning that wumpus

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

trying to think of what the lamest but funniest labour membership cards would be. tony benn being interviewed by ali g. gordon brown looking miserable with an ice cream. a very very very very close up image of ed miliband’s face

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the lib dems’ new membership cards are hilarious to me. “where’s jez thorpe?” there’s already a pride card 🙄

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

jack needs a haircut. his rapidly-diminishing hair is getting so tufty that he’s starting to look like harold macmillan at the barber’s

infamous america-baiter jack ‘jacktindale’ tindale

former uk prime minister harold macmillan avoiding conversation

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

asurprisetobesurebutawelcomeone.gif

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

journal with witch and jaadugar are both anime from this year that shit on AT LEAST 50% of this list

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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 24/09/2026

Prepare for trouble... 🚀✨

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the uk getting primetime a month late is nonsensical when we’re the world’s leaders in paedofinding psychosis

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

btw i haven’t said until now anything about the ace attorney virtual reality rerelease for meta glasses because i was simply to angry to move

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

there’s not going to be a heathrow third runway, you stupid slut (beause we’re getting the far superior gatwick second runway ❤️)

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

something you learn in life is that a lot of bad faith complaints can be answered with the simple two word phrase “you’ll live”

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

realising only now that this is the clearest indication yet of my preference for cunty (old) women and pompous (old) men but let’s be honest we all knew that already

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i hate it when i switch to the calculator app and am presented with something i calculated previously and forgot about. the disconcertment of being faced with an ominous 12

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the johto jumped out grids.fun/t/about-me-p...

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

goodbye lara is just revolutionary girl utena for people who thought the toxic agegap rpf muppet scissoring in jaadugar was too spicy

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

she’s so cool. ram the fucking goat

ram re:zero beating the shit out of what’shisface

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i have had enough of the leaning rory stewart clip. take it away. i wish to see no more of it

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

considering star detective precure takes place in 1999 luluka really should have gotten all her teenage angst out in her livejournal

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きんぎん @kosiitai2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

さいきんのもりあさん #たんプリ #precure

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

in some good news it appears the earl spencer story has, finally, fallen out of the top stories on the bbc/elsewhere

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

just saw someone with an ace attorney character tier list so bad i blocked them

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they’ve finally added the five star ssr TANK THATCHER to the game. rejoice! you decide to scout for her. but your joy is short-lived. you spend all your privatisparkles and come away with seven geoffrey howes, three norman fowlers, and one john biffen

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

world leaders to gather in manchester, see the sights of the magnificent slug & lettuce at number 10 north

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

just awoke from a horrible nightmare where gacha games were thatcher games and all the scoutable characters were margaret thatcher

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i get on here and no posts about bake off, no posts about sports, no posts about anything not miserable. this place is cooked

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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

potential switch release for pokemon ruby sapphire emerald. finally we can reeducate the youth. kids these days don’t even liek mudkips

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

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