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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve just ignored the sceptics and haters and rejoined the Labour party to support Stella and participate in the push towards us rejoining the EU 🌹 Hope 🇪🇺 in every ❤️ #fbpe (follow burnham please, everyone)

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 7h

@rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social I was an AI skeptic until I saw its true power unleashed when I asked it to make my kitten look like you. If there’s anything I can do to support our deepening ties with the tech peacekeeping organisation Palantir, DM me bro

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?! DID BURNHAM SEND YOU?! OR WAS IT TINYBABY?!? EITHER WAY GTFO AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT?! WHAT IS IT!!?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!????

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 9h

@iandunt.bsky.social can I get a like and share please. Everyone is being so cynical today!

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 10h

Might start posting ‘off you fuck’ when disagreeing with other Bluesky dot com users, to explicitly signal my victory in the marketplace of ideas 🙏 ❤️

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 11h

Direct line! DIRECT LINE! MORE LIKE BURY YOUR FUCKING TELEPHONE LINE AT THE BACK CORNER OF YOUR WEBSITE WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE IT! AMIRITE?!

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 13h

Why is everyone getting so mad at this post. I love Al music…Weird Al, Al Green, You Can Call Me Al…seriously you guys should stop being so mean about Als

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 13h

If you piss on my record collection it’s over for you I sweat

Debbie the kitten next to a copy of summerteeth by Wilco on vinyl

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 13h

Child did ‘what happens after I die’ *and* ‘where do babies come from’ AT THE SAME TIME on the walk to school today. Surely this should be illegal

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 14h

Burnham is promising to make a break with neoliberalism by ending the last secure pillar of the social safety net and increasing military spending.

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 15h

Hey Angela, are you going to nationalise sausages too, you big commie?

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 23h

If you make the Durham dog come, I’ll consider it

The still closed brew dog pub in Durham with the phrase ‘the dog is coming’ on the side of it.

It’s been there for years. Ugly af and everyone has to think about dogs coming when they’re on their riverside walk

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oooh Dunty, Dunty has a brain, A brain where nothing, nothing ever happens

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

STOP BEING MEAN TO MY HERO IAN DUNT I POSTED THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD POST FULL OF SEARING INSIGHT AND YOU LOT JUST KEEP SAYING MEAN STUFF IN MY QUOTES AND REPLIES ABOUT HIM BEING DOG BRAINED AND HAVING THE MIND OF A BRICK AND POSSESSING A RUSTY BROKEN FUNGAL INTERIORITY AND SUCH LIKE

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m only playing Catholic video games from now on: Blasphemous, Pentiment, Silksong, Leisure Suit Larry, Incense Wafter, Confession Master, Conclave Simulator 2024, Guilty Gear and the like

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Everytime Ian Dunt hears a Labour leader say words into a microphone

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Did anyone else get this email? Why am I still on Labour’s email list?!

Labour
A MESSAGE FROM
ANDY BURNHAM
Join Labour
Il am from Yorkshire
Andy Burnham
Prime Minister and Leader of the Labour Party

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fucker can cry all he likes about his Dad, but the fact is he’s been central to the Blairite project of cutting back public services for decades now… The same project that meant my own father died in a bed too small for him with no one there but us to feed him inedible food from a private company

Andy Burnham
• This article is more than 11 years old
Andy Burnham will not vote against 'unsupportable' welfare bill
Labour leadership candidate says he will abstain in Monday's vote despite previously arguing party should vote against bill

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toynbee is in the Pimlico Slug and Lettuce on her 12th white wine spritzer right now yelling ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ directly into the face of her old drinking buddy, Geoff Hoon

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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Checking in with the sensibles regarding the speech and it's going down a storm

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Burnham currently playing 20 minute Alto Sax solo in honour of his hero Bill Clinton who died in the early hours this morning (RIP)

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Burnham to offer ‘Great British Goon Pass’ that offers UK citizens complete access to all pornography streaming services in exchange for state pension, which he will reinvest in the military 🙏 ♥️

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not watching Andy Burnham talk shite in his pretend Lancashire accent, has he admitted to being a secret Yorkshireman yet?

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

FALC is basically my bible and I’m just really confused as to why Burnham hasn’t just uploaded the triple-lock onto the blockchain

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Journalist: What did you do when the police tried to apprehend you? Topless lad: I ran Journalist: Iran eh?! I knew those pesky Iranians were behind this!

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Portes in a darkened room hunched over his latest graph, a simple positive correlation. X-axis ‘time spent topless in field with other lads’ (minutes) Y-axis ‘Jizz’ (ml) He punches the wall, his glass of sherry falls and shatters. ‘WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?’

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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The entire course of English history in particular is the wealthy fucks hoovering up everything for themselves and murdering anyone who stopped them and it's literally never changed, the methods have just improved

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can’t believe Kevin Gallant, singer of the Canadian rock band ‘Violent Outburst’, has followed and then unfollowed me again 😢

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The trade union movement never transformed the Labour Party. The Labour Party transformed the trade union movement. And the sooner workers realise this the better.

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why would he do this trade union leaders? It’s almost as if the logics of global capitalism are what guides his decision making, not a well organised working class. How could this happen?! Surely someone has written on this? Surely there’s guidance you could look to?!

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As a psychologist, the fascinating thing for me is how this is not just common-sense by now. It suggests a deep rooted melancholia producing strong symptoms of disavowal, and really makes the case for a concerted consciousness raising project from the Marxist left imho

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Dracula is a Secret Yorkshireman (also Dog) @bignewgraphz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There has never been an instance whereby the capitalist class have taken something away in the pretence of a zero-sum game, and then done something socially useful with the savings created - it’s always just lined their pockets. Everyone should know this by now.

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