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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash

@momspotstash.bsky.social
888 followers 625 following 253 posts

I used to be funny on the other app. Creative Profesh. Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes. She/Her My stash: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonboh…

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
using one of these instead of a bidet
A can of duster electronics cleaner
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 23/09/2025
not my first rodeo, not my second rodeo. but a secret third rodeo
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Rapture deez nuts
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
if anybody needs me, don’t
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
are these hotdogs boneless
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
How am I supposed to be productive when things are either happening, or could happen, or did happen?
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Your outie posts banger skeets
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
this is what Posting feels like
Tim Heidecker with a case of the morbs
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
pronouncing shoegaze like foie gras
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I am merely 7 labubus in a trench coat
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
When you think about it, air fryers are just easy bake ovens for adults
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
me: do you take walk-ins? employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i respect the grind but i also deeply respect the recline
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
it's nice that the 12 foot skeletons will return from migration soon
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'm noticing a pattern here. It's houndstooth
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me, trying to figure out how I can cyberbully six members of SCOTUS discretely
The mom from Unknown Number
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Ninjas wear shhneakers
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
She's a 10 but her outgoing voicemail message is about walking into spiderwebs
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
why havent we ever tried corncats
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
[conservative on deathbed] "Did companies... make enough profits..."
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Keep your friends close and your enemas much, much closer
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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I noticed you didn’t RSVP to my goldfish’s celebration of life.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
new couch, same potato
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Radicalizing the youth by telling them about chillaxing
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
A Curious Case of The Meeps
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If I get to 1000 followers I will give my dog extra smooches
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The enemy of my enemy is an even bigger little bitch
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This feels like Alien vs Sexual Predator
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
No way. The "grab 'em by the pussy" guy?
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 05/06/2025
it’s a Pride Month miracle
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Forget OceanGate, this is the implosion of the decade
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
this is the ass of a killer, Bella.
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Mazzy @msnis.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
when they go low we get high
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Annie are you Oakley? Are you Oakley? Is your last name Oakley, Annie?
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Kill Cheeseburgers Marry Cake
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Taking off my troublemaker heels and slipping into some rascal flats
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
A "now that's what I call music graphic" edited to read "now that's what I call the songs of angry men"
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Fool Michael Jackson once Shamone you
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
chat, if bath salts why not bath peppers?
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
If the wine is under 13% I don’t want it
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Kat | Mom’s Pot Stash @momspotstash.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Happy Eurovision day to all who celebrate!!!!
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 16/05/2025
having a hard time finding cilantro baby formula
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