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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Alien: Earth is really good. Unfortunately no Sci-Fi show can maintain quality (especially in the streaming era) because I really want the hybrids to go on this arc

Tumblr post by cryptoatheism that reads:
"Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine."
"Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine."
"Bad news about the divine"

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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/05/2025

Says here an online service I have used is updating their privacy terms. No doubt to better protect me, the user

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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/03/2025

new sickos just dropped

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/03/2025

Pile Of Dirty Clothes On Bedroom Floor Starting To Mix With Pile Of Clean Clothes On Bedroom Floor

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The Littlest Death 🔪🐇🩸 @mswisp.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

The Democratic Party exists to take credit for your work and surrender on your behalf

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Found Kieran Culkin's acceptance speech kinda gross personally

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

How's he no looking like an armadillo?

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Boyfriend's having their Christmas social tonight

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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

A lot can be said in how the Catholic church oversaw the worst endemics in Europe, and their repression of other ideas can be seen as them battling "a social sickness" alongside the physical sickness, at least in their heads. Combine this with Vampirism being a plague...

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Guofu 류강 대™🪨 @karnesmellagio.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Yeah okay nerd but have you considered this:

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

70% is an insane number, fucking hell

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Both seasons of Castlevania: Nocturne feel like the last season of Castlevania which is not good

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Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

The recognition of "our system allows this to happen" and then failing to take the half step after that to realize "this means the system has always been susceptible to fascism, if not primed for it" is just... so infuriating. He's still operating on the assumption the system is fundamentally good.

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Very anxious about this ceasefire deal. Everyone’s acting like it’s a done deal but it doesn’t seem to have been pushed through yet and I dont trust anything at this point. Very much hoping

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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Susan Faludi talks about this in "Backlash" too: In the '80s tons of men were told 'we can't hire you because we have to hire a woman' even though companies weren't hiring very many women. Managers were just too chickenshit to tell men they weren't qualified.

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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

The Shepherd’s warning.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

i might be alone here, but i’ve actually really enjoyed this trend. it transformed stores into free museums you could take your kids to and we need more those in today’s society

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MarcoMaps Bernardini @marcomaps.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

I finally decided to start cultivating more and more this platform since Twitter has become a major contributor to the worsening of my mental health sooo... can I ask you to help me building back here some visibility? I make colorful maps with lots of detail, thanks if you want to share them! 🙏

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

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Gavin Young @gavinyoung.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I'm really uncomfortable with people saying this about their step-ladder

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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/01/2025

we have our answer to “will climate disasters cause the public to wake up and demand action” and the answer is lol, lmao

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drew @dogballs.info · 09/01/2025

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

nobody ever complains about leaving a baby in a cold car because babies are immune to blizzards

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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!

Box wine cut open to reveal a bag of wine inside.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/01/2025

had to exorcise this from my brain

bimbo and debimbofied girl fist bumping captioned the only thing the establishment truly fears, i got your back brother

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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

American wrestlers in the 80s:

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Welcome to the new year, woke up on my first day of work to my cat throwing up

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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

stalin was honestly so real for this i have to keep it 100

A screencap of a sentence from... well honestly i have no idea where it's from lol I just had the screencap saved. Oops! But the sentence says "Khrushchev recalled how Stalin would ideologically criticize cowboy movies-- and then order more."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Was reading One Piece this week. Had to catch up for the last 4 weeks I had missed. Wow I'm growing out of the series.

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Two favourite films I saw this year were Trap and 28 Days Later (yes only saw it for the first time recently.) At each turn I was going "no don't do that, that's stupid" and "Ok but it's going to be cool."

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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 19/12/2024

you can find Ian McKellen in pride and protest photos dating back to the 80s. and Fry? well, the only photos you can find are in colour...

a black and white photo of a young Ian McKellen at a protest in London, from the 1980s

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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Whoever came up with the idea of my bank doing a Spotify-style end of year summary needs a good long think about whether it was a good idea or not. Oh my biggest spending category was the cost of living? THANKS I HAD NO IDEA

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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 19/12/2024

I had a decade+ long career with a history of being a go-getter and problem solver employee. I was one of the best fiber engineers in my region and had rebuilt much of a network that had languished for years without documentation. I came out and within a year, it was all gone and I was disabled

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Ben Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],

Add for some kind of grain app on twitter with the testimonial “it’s actually enjoyable to sell my grain”

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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The ancient Romans considered having a large follower count to be brutish and uncouth, compared to the scholarly and streamlined lowbies

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Kieran @minutelyhipster.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Just spoke to everyone who I thought would be on a trip to Mad At Me island and turns out it's only me who's there imagining other guests so I feel less lonely

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