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phantasmAgaric 🍄

@lalonde.bsky.social
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native tocharian b speaker. mycorrhizal mech pilot prodigy. the earth sphere's foremost eunuch rights activist

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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 37m
recently started sleeping enough to have dreams again and they're ALL about aviation accidents. where's the fucking incentive structure in that
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
at the sex-positive christian anarchist protest with my 'ONE GOD SOME MASTERS' sign
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
cute third date idea: let's go back to yours and wipe down the surfaces together
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
'defund the police' guy who wants to replace them with a gendarmerie
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
guys i'm getting kind of scared. can we stop reifying everything
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
showing my flatmates pictures of our newly-pristine bath and toilet like a cat proudly bringing home a slaughtered vole
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1h
christ suffered and died on the cross so that righteously-indignamt-if-a-touch-melodramatic women could compare themselves to christ suffering and dying on the cross
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i also want to say that the idea we need to justify opposition to pandemic sexual abuse by describing it as 'life-ruining' and 'worse than murder' does a huge disservice to survivors. in a society where sexual violence is the destruction of a life, its survivors have no choice but to be dead
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i also want to say that the idea we need to justify opposition to pandemic sexual abuse by describing it as 'life-ruining' and 'worse than murder' does a huge disservice to survivors. in a society where sexual violence is the destruction of a life, its survivors have no choice but to be dead
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
apropos of nothing in particular: i hope the guy who sexually assaulted me at university has made something decent of himself
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
cognitive restructuring to replace my unhelpful and distorted thinking patterns that the current prime minister of the united kingdom is not bo burnham
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heartwarming: male coworker who also calls me mate just called another female coworker mate
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please don't kill me i made chilli
chilli in a bowl with a big dollop of sour cream
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the worst part about work is definitely how you can't just go to your room for a little bit
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
few realised it at the time, but american hegemony fell when the switched to giving beanie babies those huge terrifying sparkly eyes
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JUSTICE
premier league statement: manchester city fc

an insistent commission has found manchester city fc guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the premier league's financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to cooperate with the league's investigation
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on the one hand i absolutely nuked my sleep cycle ahead of a busy work week. on the other hand i DID get validation for being a special special word girl
i got 105/108 questions correct. then it says some really embarrassing stuff about iq and compares me to americans
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys i don't want to intimidate you but i'm doing online vocabulary quizzes at 3am on a work night
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can switzerland drop the 'four co-official languages' gimmick already? there's literally a ready-made language called 'cantonese'
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曾義翔 @wingsyo345.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TQM-260927-1 Turn Gelgoog
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gravely concerned with the epidemic of otherwise sprightly twenty-somethings going back to bed in the middle of the day. we need to raise the age of consent for napping to 45
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting bureaucratically imprisoned in terminal 1 of charles de gaulle airport for 18 years as a sex thing
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ran my dna on 23andme and they sent me this wikipedia page
Bwe people

Literacy rate: below 1%
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when was somebody going to tell me about the time when the kuomintang conquered eastern myanmar and set up a opium narcostate dictatorship that wasn't fully eliminated until the 1960s
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
getting made stateless but as a sex thing
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
damn these autistic transsexuals really playing with they hair
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
personally I think making your side of any dispute think worse for the tasty mcvibes of putting down an out group is rarely a good trade off, unless you have extremely powerful propaganda tech at your disposal or don't need your side's brains for anything later
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
genuinely feeling pretty interpersonally hurt in a way i haven't been for quite a while
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hey if you could maybe avoid interpellating me i'd really appreciate it
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i knew pakistan had some big cities but this is ridiculous
the si prefix quetta (Q), added in 2022, which represents 10^30
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
scotland DOES vote less for reform and the tories, but their labour party is significantly right of the national party (yes, it's possible) and the snp is broad-tent enough to mop up anti-system and nationalist voters. by raw views scots are, if anything, more conservative than england
a graph of popular opinion on a basket of left-right economic issues. scotland has been consistently less left-wing than england since 2008a similar graph but for libertarian/authoritarian social values, including support for 'traditional values' and the death penalty. england and scotland track identically
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
european regionalist nationalism is so funny. solidarity with the free peoples of flanders and wallonia against their hated oppressors in wallonia and flanders!!
a graphic showing western european regions with independence/autonomy movements surrounding the word 'INDEPENDÈNCIA'. from the top clockwise: scotland, corsica, the isle of man, a united ireland, cornwall, sardinia, britanny, wallonia, the basque countries, flanders, asturias, catalonia, galicia, wales, and savoy
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look. do i need a promotion or new job? yes. do i have the skills and experience to get one? yes. do i want to have a series of conversations where i actively have to advocate for myself? well. that's where it gets complicated,
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
look. is baudrillard a good philosopher? i still genuinely have no idea. he is, however, a very talented prose stylist
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i have this really persistent sense of having the latter half of flowers for algernon happen to me
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
blugh time!!
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one hundred billion emails for everyone. forever
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this halloween i'll be scaring myself by imagining how 'we should teach kids real world skills instead of algebra' people evaluate literally any claims about economics, resource allocation, or demographic trends
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
okay can someone reassure me that i'm not giving myself irreversible neurotoxic damage here i'm getting a little anxious
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm going to come off as such a spoilsport here but discussing/adopting pet 'conspiracy theories' as light entertainment is one of the least endearing traits a person can have. building an accurate worldview shouldn't be something to be cavalier about!!
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
taking the kind of vyvanse that makes me feel like i've been clubbed over the head with a cricket bat
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i'm going to be brutally honest, everyone. 'vorpommern' should have stayed part of sweden
map of swedish pomerania. now mecklenburg can meckle in peace
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the germans, in all their industrial and innovative might, have somehow managed to engineer a keir starmer more keir starmer than keir starmer
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
find it hard to wrap my head around the fact that i have not been misgendered once in the last decade despite looking significantly more masculine than a lot of women who have!!
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that said i would really like to visit the reality where linguists(?!?!!!!??!?!) are millionaires
guy seething over having to see text in halkomelem

guy paternalistically insinuating writing indigenous languages is a waste of time

absolute king: 'i bet these language dudes pull in millions'
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i think 'gleefully makes fun of the spelling or pronunciation of indigenous and minority languages' is perhaps the single most reliable readily-shared indicator of somebody having absolutely nothing to contribute morally or intellectually
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
say what you will about halimede but i don't think there's a single time in the past half a decade where i've called it 'magic: the gathering'
penny: halimede no one should chase this hard

halimede: are you saying theres a limit to how far one should go for trans? to what trans deserves?

well there is. I'm not learning to play magical gathering. but anything else is fair game.
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
anyway i'm just mad because i was forced to make a severely neutered xinjiang cumin lamb stir fry yesterday
lamb on rice with onions, sesame seeds, and coriander
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i'm a non-western food trend accelerationist. kombucha, kimchi, and lao gan ma have been great. matcha is nice to have in the rotation. i'm sure sriracha makes some people happy. but when the fuck are we getting supermarket sichuan peppercorns
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
enduring the mortifying ordeal of eating meals so that i may receive the rewards of being fed
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