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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just about to go 17th Base with the Fiancée, making them Kebap

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Guy at work has three white monsters a day. His bpm is 72.

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm kinda only just realising that there's a large part of the UK population that thinks the 70s were uniquely economically bad in the UK, and the rest of the world was flourishing. They also believe the reason the UK was suffering was there was too much trade unionism, and only that.

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Capers really have the ability to ruin any food

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You have the opinions of the brain dead

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can't believe every train I have ever been on is a vaping train, but that's just the life of a white muslim

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when Brexit was kicking off an a Tory MP's suggestion on how the Good Friday Agreement could be preserved was to invite the ROI to rejoin the UK?

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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned this today

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Partner is working night shift this weekend so gonna give the cats lots of treats so they love me more

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I will always have a soft spot for the original films, which while terrible, did stand as a testament to a value I hold dear, a fella saying "Look how cool my wife is"

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Congratulations Mr Fontane, you're facing twenty to life for Barbicide

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

English Lefties dusting off their person copy of a BNP manifesto anytime the Celts get a bit upity

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Cromwell defenders are active on twitter again

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bluesky is nicer than twitter but does have its own problems cause there's a suprising amount of people on here I can only describe as Liberal Hitler. Voted for Kamala, but dreams of blowing up the three gorges dam with a B52, hates Elon but would never extend human rights to Palestinians etc.

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Cathode Ray Blanchard @shivs.kindgirls.online · 24/08/2026

I see yir da got evicted

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Mind when a bunch of anti vax people in America were pretending they got the jitters fae the jab? Whatever happened to them?

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Martin B @martinb8.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Science fiction where everyone wakes up this morning, blind. Except for people in Glasgow…

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💚 D' ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @cheesyliving.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Ever since I saw Snorlax as a kid I knew I wanted to be an obstacle

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

98% of accounts that have (parody) in their name on Twitter have their own understanding of the word parody that's completely different than the way anyone else uses it, for some reason they think it means "I am pretending to be someone cause I want to suck their cock so hard that I'll need braces"

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Dunno what's going on with twitter but the for you feed is just a bunch of guys fae India saying they don't find Zendaya attractive

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

It's jarring for some to see figures like John Cleese lurch to the right, because you found him funny at one point and he was a comedy icon, but it's worth remembering he was only an Icon at a time when 5 people were allowed to do comedy across the country, and they all had to have went to Eton

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Telling the greek lady at work that they are adding Albanians as a faction to age of mythology and she gets so mad that she momentarily forgets I had done this bit to her a few months ago

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Never heard an American go "I'm English"

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I think enough time has passed now that we can finally admit Grimes was always annoying and her music was okay, at best. If you thought she was a musical genius you always came across as weird and off-putting.

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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

blair’s government was absurdly racist, anti-lgbt+, and spent years harassing disabled welfare recipients. why are you folks rewriting history?

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I can't believe those Russians (Foreign, sneaky, evil) invented British Xenophobia

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

One thing I like about House of Leaves is that I get a radically different understanding of the book everytime I finish a read, last time I ended up thinking the entire book was a lie told by one of the characters and now am sure the book itself is meant as a physical manifestation of the house

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I do think a lot of British culture's decline has got to do with the amount of people brought on to shows like HIGNFY to look silly, do a rye smile when they get called out and then get to go onto the peaks of politcal power.

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Don't worry, the rightist politician that wanted to erase LGBTQ people from public life, and actively campaigned for such with the political power they had appeared on a few TV shows to look silly and, in private, knew plenty of gay people. It's weird that you feel anything other than sadness rn.

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 is always an interesting combo in someones bio

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Now that it's over can I ask why the mercenary with a nazi tattoo was a progressive darling ?

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Farage is going to win the election with an even bigger share of the vote than he had last time, because all those vox populi people that actually found out about Reform policies and were shocked on camera have been injected with enough sun articles and facebook shares to get re-radicalised

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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

BREAKING: The SNP are set to back calls for a temporary ban on AI data centre developments, The National can reveal Read more: www.thenational.scot/news/2...

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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Americans excusing Balogun-gate on the basis the on-field call was wrong, rather than missing the point, are merely enacting a deep cultural conviction that ends always justify means when serving their interests, brought on by sustained propaganda in support of imperial foreign policy. In this essay

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Working on a new character called the Theresa May Extremist

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Kieran Hurley @kieranhurley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I appreciate Scottish football fans during a World Cup can lecture nobody on their unbecoming need to be liked and approved of by others, but at least we pursue our goals through the proven strategy of having a big fun party, rather than the more maverick method of needy exceptionalist whining

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Listen, I hate America as much as anyone but even I'm shocked at how much they have shit the bed with the World Cup

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

In the depth of wikipedia, there are people fighting a desperate defence right now in the trenches of the Iran War (2026) page against wave after wave of yanks who insist that the winner of a war should be decided solely by which side killed more school children

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Outloud saying that Dyson hoovers are underrated and Miele vacuums are for casuals whenever I'm in public, so I can judge the reactions of those around me in hopes of flushing out a r/VacuumCleaner superuser. Has yet to yield any results and has left me socially isolated.

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Ordained Sun Priestess @genderthief.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

that whole "it's patriotism, not nationalism. it's different" thing american libs try to pull is so funny. no no, you don't understand. im not a pile of shit, im a load of crap. it's not the same

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Conducting Taqiyyah (tax fraud) via Kitmān (hiding my money in various caves) so that I can better commit myself to the greater Jihad (hustling, grinding etc.)

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/06/2026

Ned Flanders when Ned Wallonia enters the room

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

People are calling Kılıçdaroğlu controlled opposition, but there's a genuine chance he is just addicted to being second place, 77 years old and the idea of someone losing to Erdoğan that's not him would be heart his wee breaking, worse still if they'd actually win.

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Okay, I'll bite, who is Charlie Kirk?

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Scottish football turning away from being interesting at the last second, what a tease

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Ca$h Money Messiah @jyhadscientist.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Showing my kitten videos of lion cubs trying to roar and going "this you?"

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