Reposted by MiloPointꜱ ᴛ ᴀ ʀ ʙ ʟ ᴏ ᴏ ᴅ @yurei.bsky.social · 2hIt's flu season so come and get your seasonal flu seasoning* *while supplies last 1121
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 5hTake heart, artists… at least you are now being replaced by "super art." 0207
Reposted by MiloPointCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 8hI’d rather set myself on fire than add the people I may know. 713955
Reposted by MiloPointSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11hPerfect day to go to the bogs and enjoy the sublime colors of the cranberry harvest. Wave if you see me. I’ll be there sunning my perineum. 2116650
Reposted by MiloPointViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10hMy lawyer dropped his briefcase and a Tamagotchi fell out 711716
Reposted by MiloPointIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 10hFear, examined closely, was a cobweb. Cobweb, once examined, was a bygone. 02013
Reposted by MiloPointꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ (🜅) @violentfemme.bsky.social · 21hMy heart is a grave of things I was forced to bury alive. 0226
Reposted by MiloPointMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18hMy favourite Jonas brother is definitely Harpo. 87730
Reposted by MiloPointJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 16hThis day in history. 1916. Canadian Pte. James Richardson earned a Victoria Cross for parading in front of the enemy playing the bagpipes inspiring his comrades to capture a German entrenchment. He was shot dead of course, you can't expect men raised on Brahms to tolerate the old dudelsack for long. 24723
Reposted by MiloPointMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15hTired of struggling, our protagonist leans all the way into his mental illnesses. 27939
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 23hBurned my pictures of you, Yet still can see your face. Vainglorious resolve Against a doubtful heart. 094
Reposted by MiloPointRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hobbies include driving down this one dark road with my highbeams on as watch the shadows slither back into the woods as I approach them. 05019
Reposted by MiloPointbryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare... 100139934628
Reposted by MiloPointSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cash’s Hurt queued up before I could hit skip and well, that’s a day right there 1514643
Reposted by MiloPointDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026SING it ladies. Solar plexus, instep, nose, groin 46113
Reposted by MiloPointDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had a dream about you last night. I drowned you 54611
Reposted by MiloPointgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026pinball machine flippers as hip tattoos 2023382
Reposted by MiloPointjustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s all made up, might as well make up something different. 12311
Reposted by MiloPointMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A high speed chase, but I’m on my Big Wheel. 612969
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Thanks for your bong-breath philosophy, I believe I will, "hang in there." 0148
Reposted by MiloPointViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive 426255
Reposted by MiloPointchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I fell asleep at the wake so they went ahead and cremated me too. 711445
Reposted by MiloPointJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watch your step, I lost my marbles. 314279
Reposted by MiloPointIndu Pillai @indupillai01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Respect the wound as if it were a monk waiting for alms. Match humility for humility in the face of imbalance. 0135
Reposted by MiloPointAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i keep my eyes closed when people look at me so the despair doesn’t spaghettify them like a black hole 37927
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I still have so many unplayed tokens 071
Reposted by MiloPointTickled Catastrophe @tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social · 11/02/2025When we said to become ungovernable we should have been a lot more specific. 219354
Reposted by MiloPoint𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/10/2026I don't tell Communist jokes on social media because MAGA may not understand them, and Communist jokes are only funny when everyone gets them. 7085494
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Full disclosure: I've been working on this quite a bit and I'm DOING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW OW FUCK 071
Reposted by MiloPointash @ashhull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hold on, let me dumb it down a bit for you. 68743
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm not leaving until that lady who only likes finally reposts just so I can block her and claim eternal victory. 082
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026YOU PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE WORD PUNS ARE THE BRAUNSCHWEIGER OF HUMOR ARE JUST THE WURST. 0125
Reposted by MiloPointjustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sometimes I wish you were still alive so I could call you, but we both know I probably wouldn’t. 021
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Missed Connection: my toaster cannot reach the outlet from the bathtub. 04417
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026First date idea: we sit facing in lotus position, and race to see who can spontaneously combust first. 0149
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If we go on lockdown for pneumonic plague, I am gonna learn to melt thing with my brain. 091
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When coworkers ask me to play WORDLE, it only leads to tears. Mostly mine in sympathy for their parents. 081
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Let me get this straight… Ulver is a Norwegian band renowned for dramatic genre transformation? From black metal to experimental electronic, dark ambient, synth-pop, and art rock?! THANK YOU, Anya Taylor-Hellancholy, for this rabbit hole… 070
Reposted by MiloPointDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every day I cheer myself up with the thought of him dying 78812
Reposted by MiloPointDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Have you tried putting your penis in rice? 17518
MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026LOTTO vending machines now take debit cards, for those of you scoring the Fall of Rome game at home. 051
Reposted by MiloPointJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I'm late, I was assimilated by an extraterrestrial parasite at a remote Antarctic research station. 21251104
Reposted by MiloPointViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026She's a 10 but she lures sailors to their death with her enchanted song 17508111