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Miles

@milestoowild.bsky.social
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift doing the Taylor Swift Surprised Face at the VMAs upon finding out she’s the inaugural winner of the Taylor Swift Award
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the medical profession could discover entire new ligaments by putting me at corner for a series in an nfl game. line me up to guard jaylen waddle and i'd shred a forbidden ligament that connects your knee to one of your teeth
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They call my management style Officially Questionable
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone knows the best way to get hired is to throw a full cup of iced coffee at the interviewer immediately before you even shake hands. The element of surprise. It's in the Art of War probably, I don't know I haven't read it
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 02/06/2025
orcboxer
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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob.
Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
A tweet from @hagfail

It was removed from Tubu. Heebee sold the IP. Poodee won't play it in your region. It's not on Dippy. You can't find it on Weeno. Gumpy lost the rights to Pheebo. Poob was removed from the app store. The FBI have issued a warning to Poob. 3 Poob executives were arrested today.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Drungo Hazewood
Drungo Hazewood
Positions: Rightfielder and Pinch Runner
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-3, 210lb (190cm, 95kg)
Born: September 2, 1959 in Mobile, A
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info y
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
20% of all mammals are bats and I don't see anyone posting them. Give bats proper representation!
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Airport security detected an ancient curse on my best talisman and the only Shaman available doesnt speak Pict. Unbelievable.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026
NEW: These local jails in Florida were supposed to detain immigrants for only up to 72 hours, per DHS. One woman was rebooked 10 times, spending a cumulative 26 days in jail.
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These Local Jails Were Supposed to Detain Immigrants for Only 72 Hours. One Woman Was Held for a Total of 26 Days.
Rebookings of immigrants into local jails are an effort to circumvent federal rules and regulations, legal experts say. Our nationwide analysis shows that in the past year, two Florida jails had unusu...
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Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The future of the WNBA is here, and she wears goggles
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly’s final gift. At a time of extreme ugliness and hate, she has inspired an outpouring of love. It’s still out there, folks. Nowadays, that can be easy to forget.
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Governor Maura Healey @massgovernor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We will always love you, Dolly 💕 The Longfellow, Burns, Fore River, Braga, and Zakim bridges are lit up pink tonight in honor of the Queen of Country.
Bridge lit up pink. Bridge lit up pink. Bridge lit up pink. Bridge lit up pink.
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CNN @cnn.com · 25/08/2026
The father of a US Navy sailor who has been deployed in the Middle East for a record-breaking nine months was released from immigration detention, according to his family. cnn.it/4gQOVih
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Byronic Commando @wench.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
moby dick is so funny
footnote at the bottom of a page: I am aware that down to the present time, the fish styled Lamantins and Dugongs (Pig-fish and Sow-fish of the Coffins of Nantucket) are included by many naturalists among the whales. But as these pig-fish are a nosy, contemptible set, mostly lurking in the mouths of rivers, and feeding on wet hay, and especially as they do not spout, I deny their credentials as whales; and have presented them with their passports to quit the Kingdom of Cetology.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fun fact: he has neither the right nor the ability to do what Mr. Root says.
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K @appiah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Woke is an adjective derived from African-American English used since the 1930s or earlier to refer to awareness of racial prejudice and discrimination, often in the construction ‘stay woke’, recorded since at least 1924.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woke
en.wikipedia.org
Woke - Wikipedia
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m not a “bring back the past” kind of girl, but if I was, I probably would have started with “50 cent hamburgers” and not “overcrowded 18th century orphanage diseases”
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
CURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!
Curiosity Mars rover selfie
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Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Reminds me of Seranthony Dominguez getting traded from the Orioles to the Blue Jays in between games in a double-header between them. youtube.com/shorts/4m_hS...
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Seranthony Domínguez was traded between games of the Blue Jays-Orioles doubleheader! 👀
YouTube video by MLB
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Carl Garcia @carlinspace.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love you too, Robocop.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 02/08/2026
New: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
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She left her ex. He secretly tracked her through a network of policing cameras.
Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They should make sunglasses that don’t disappear after two weeks
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Texas Tribune @texastribune.org · 21/07/2026
A federal judge has ordered the U.S. Department of Homeland Security to not deport a witness in the fatal shooting of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo by a federal immigration agent earlier this month in Houston. bit.ly/4weFC0S
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Houston ICE shooting witness can't be deported, judge says
The order applies to one of the three passengers in the van Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was driving when he was fatally shot by ICE. Lawyers are seeking the men’s release from detention.
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Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you're not prepared for people to respond, don't post.
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Greek soldiers rampage out of large walled horse WHY IT MATTERS: the towers of Ilium have been toppled ZOOM IN: this is great news for MENELAUS, bad news for PRIAM SPLIT SCREEN: Cassandra vindicated but it’s Odysseus who gets the win
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Jared Wade @jaredwade.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup
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aaangieful.bsky.social @aaangieful.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
felt compelled to make an account *just* for this
screenshot from citation needed 7x02: gary brannan says "they lost 2-1!"
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/hedl...
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StopSkeletonsFromFighting @stopskeletons.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
CUT MY LIFE INTO PEICES THIS IS
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A great cat thing is them being extremely annoying trying to get attention and then when you pet them they get pissed off
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal Patrick Kidd in The Times
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/07/2026
historically accurate dudes rock
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
UPDATE: CNBC responds, says it only includes the disclosure of their financial relationship with Kalshi when it is "directly relevant to the story" These are examples of stories where CNBC determined it wasn't "relevant" to disclose that the company invests in Kalshi and gets paid for new customers
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Kind of funny to argue that “it wasn’t even an infraction” and also say he didn’t know what a red card was
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/07/2026
Mexico, trying the exact same thing, again, and it not working
A collection of “you missed” lines from fallout one
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Things your unhoused neighbors can use this summer, aside from the obvious: - candy (I get asks for this more than almost anything) - sunscreen (high SPF pls!) - lip balm (bonus for SPF) - electrolyte packets for water - cash - gift cards for fast food and/or accessible grocery stores 1/
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
So ICE waited more than a week to disclose a 85-year-old German man died in ICE custody.
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Miles @milestoowild.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Once again, my MLB All-Star ballot. Feel free to make fun of whatever I got wrong.
MLB All-Star ballot:

AL:
C: Dillon Dingler, Detroit Tigers
1B: Nick Kurtz, Athletics
2B: Ernie Clement, Toronto Blue Jays
3B: Junior Caminero, Tampa Bay Rays
SS: Bobby Witt Jr., Kansas City Royals 
DH: Yordan Álvarez, Houston Astros 
OF: Byron Buxton, Minnesota Twins
OF: Aaron Judge, New York Yankees 
OF: Mike Trout, Los Angeles Angels

NL:
C: Drake Baldwin, Atlanta Braves 
1B: Bryce Harper, Philadelphia Phillies 
2B: Brandon Lowe, Pittsburgh Pirates 
3B: Max Muncy, Los Angeles Dodgers 
SS: CJ Abrams, Washington Nationals 
OF: Juan Soto, New York Mets
OF: James Wood, Washington Nationals 
OF: Corbin Carroll, Arizona Diamondbacks
DH: Shohei Ohtani, Los Angeles Dodgers
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Streamboat Willie @pubtoons.com · 23/06/2026
Hey guys check this out
A screenshot from 1933's "Grandfather's Clock," showing an anthropomorphized grandfather clock using a pointer to gesture at a clock face drawn on a blackboard.
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 18/06/2026
It’s the last place a new poster can ply their trade and BECOME somebody through sheer force of poasting bsky.app/profile/dmnd...
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Okay I get it, Lionel Messi is a good player.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 14/06/2026
when the knicks won everyone yelled and my cat threw up
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
ken burns:
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 11/06/2026
Congratulations to the New York Chicks
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Brendan Gutenschwager @bgonthescene.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Federal agents use batons and pepper spray against anti-ICE protesters tonight in Newark, New Jersey
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve heard that Star Wars movie is a hit, that it bombed, then that it was a hit, and now that it’s disappointing and at this point the answers are going to lay inside Grogu, we must feast upon the goo of the green one
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