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Melissa L. Shingles

@melissashingles.bsky.social
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Don't even get me started about my love of baseball...or my fear of mascots. Not your father's attorney. (No, really, I am most likely not your father's attorney.)

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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a dog raincoat, not a Happy Fun Ball. What could possibly happen after a few hours??😳
A fairly alarming caution Tage for a dog raincoat  :

CAUTION: This item is intended to be used for a short duration, under close supervision. Do not use for more than a few hours at a time. Sizing should allow room for two fingers to fit between the item and the pet. Do not use as a restraint.
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Pablo Picasso @pablopicasso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guitar, Glass and Bottle of Vieux Marc botfrens.com/collections/111/conten…
Guitar, Glass and Bottle of Vieux Marc
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sigh. What about, say, good baseball?
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Small Town Station - 1916 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
life is just one long series of figuring out which episode you fell asleep on
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
excuse me what
A white defensive back from Valparaiso University named Kaiser Wilhelm
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Gary Hershorn @garyhershorn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A 98 percent illuminated Sturgeon Moon, one night before a lunar eclipse, rises above the Statue of Liberty in New York City, Wednesday evening #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #moon #SturgeonMoon
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026
PS: Today is a very fine day to donate to the Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#Dolly
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Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton · Chet Atkins - The Master And His Music · Song · 2001
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Tate Collection @tate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson, Making the Engine, 1917 botfrens.com/collections/14375/cont…
Presented by the Ministry of Information 1918
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The Twilight Zone @thenightgallery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
John Brahm (pictured here on set with Burgess Meredith) directed more Twilight Zone episodes (12) than any other director. The first: "Time Enough at Last." The last: "Queen of the Nile." #S1E8
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You are more than your mistakes. You are also several troubling habits.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gemini: If at first you don’t succeed, try giving up and going back to bed.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Phils fan says, “hahahahahah”
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
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Toulouse-Lautrec @toulouselautrec.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Double harness
Olivia Shaler Swan Memorial Collection
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*looking in mirror* IS THIS AI?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is there even any creativity left to have differences over when you’re on the seventh installment of a movie franchise?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who measures dog toys in liters? HOW IS THIS HELPFUL TO ME???
Amazon over here showing me a 30 liter dog toy bin like I know how many stuffies make up 30 liters of stuffies
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everything I know about this fragment of an opening sentence I owe to late night Bluesky
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ll be sinking into the ground now, thank you very much.
An image from American Airlines thanking me for…being old or something.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you're in line to vote in Michigan, you're too early. It's tomorrow. Go home
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#BaseballandtheLaw⚾️🏛️ @baseballandlaw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Jury Frees Baseball Men" "Wild Scenes in the Court" "Jury Acquits @WhiteSox After 2 Hours; Lifts Them on Shoulders" 8/2/21, the #Blacksox accused of throwing the 1919 #WorldSeries were acquitted. below - chicago tribune; ny times ⬇️⬇️ #BaseballandtheLaw p 98-107
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Buddy if I could read I wouldn’t be on this site
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We live in Arizona, so I feel like this is redundant?
Snake hazard alert from the Citizen app
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Rolf Oldejans @rolfoldejans.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A fun day out for all the family
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Number of sides on a box: 6 Number of sides on a box with a frozen entree inside when you're looking for the microwave directions: 842
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Untitled (joke) by Richard Prince, 1986 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Purchased with funds contributed by Dennis and Debra Scholl, in honor of Barbara Gladstone, 2006

© Richard Prince
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well there’s a lesson for you
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not now, leprosy
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Would very much appreciate an oral history of this place. And its entrance.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There is absolutely no WCW satire post that I will not repost
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reposting without context
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 27/07/2026
boardwalk overall, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
boardwalk overall, atlantic city, new jersey, 1985
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Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I know why the caged bird sings and it’s because of DEALS
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Experiencing my own personal version of Twilight Zone’s “Time Enough At Last,” except it’s a lazy Sunday and not a nuclear war, and the problem is that I can’t find my remote control.
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Twilight Zone: That's Not Fair
Alt: Henry Bemis in the best episode of television ever, Twilight Zone’s “Time Enough At Last,” exclaiming, “That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all.”
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Dr Anna Clark @drannaclark.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
When two artists paint the same view: Rue de la Chausée à Argenteuil, painted on the same day in 1872 by Claude Monet & Alfred Sisley, friends and founding figures of French Impressionism, who set up their easels side by side en plein air. Private Collection | Musée d’Orsay
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wellfleet Road - 1931 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
that game had everything but it especially had the muppets
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I found it! The Jimothy of hair dryers! #jimothy
A phot of what Jimothy would like like if he was a hairdryer.[ No, *you’re* too terminally online]
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony
Alt: Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Architecture (Eccentric Construction) by László Moholy-Nagy, 1916 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York
Gift, Andrew Powie Fuller and Geraldine Spreckels Fuller Collection, 1999

© 2016 Hattula Moholy-Nagy / VG Bild-Kunst, Bonn / Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York
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Guggenheim Collection @guggenheim.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sea = Dancer by Gino Severini, 1914 botfrens.com/collections/212/conten…
The Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation
Peggy Guggenheim Collection, Venice, 1976

© 2016 Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York/ADAGP, Paris
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