iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 8h

I’d love to know the total amount of time at least one capital has been in the crease this game

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And now I'm mad about the Terps not hiring Mike Leach all over again...

000

Reposted by Bobby

PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Um, we already HAVE a Mr. and Mrs. ACC!

543068

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There are too many Mike McSomethings in the NFL. We need to consolidate them into some sort of Cerberus

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Drove all the way to the rink for a 10:20 beer league game. Blew a tire pulling into the parking lot. God simply didn’t want me to get to suck at hockey tonight.

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My wife, a Brown alum, spent the better part of our first date telling me about her college experience (we were 22, it’s fine). I then had to ask where Brown was. I wish I could bottle her expression that night.

010

Reposted by Bobby

InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take up smoking like a real man.

A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.

321264162

Reposted by Bobby

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

finally somewhere to put the Clemson-South Carolina game this year

1553656

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OUR PET’S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That arm ain’t healthy, I can tell you that much

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Two types of Sports Watchers: Those who know Joe Beninati Those who better learn about Joe Beninati

100

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'd be shocked if Blue Sky was any less than 100% liberal arts lefty

020

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Every Mario needs a Wario

010

Reposted by Bobby

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

singing along to Linkin Park while you wait for your mom to get done in the store

Still from the television show Breaking Bad showing Walter White yelling in the back of an suv

121070180

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Duke Tango Voice: MY GODSON

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Are they doing something to the balls in NFL games or are punters just allowed to juice now?

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sure do wish we had someone like Trent Williams in Washington right now!

000

Reposted by Bobby

ben @vtben.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The duality of the USA

Wake Up Barstool • 9/11 America Remembers

061

Reposted by Bobby

Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW

474793954

Reposted by Bobby

JM 📎🟦🪬🥯🥡🥠🦀 @jmdc88.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

⚠️ If you have any info on the whereabouts of 53-year old public affairs expert Antoinette Forbes, last seen on the 3200 block of Nebraska Ave. in DC on Friday, September 4th, please call: Youth & Family Engagement Division - (202) 576-6768 or Real Time Crime Center - (202) 727-9099. 1/3

Missing person alert from Metropolitan Police Department for Antoinette Forbes, age 53. She was last seen on Friday, September 4, 2026, in the 3200 block of Nebraska Avenue N.W. She is described as an Asian female, 5'2" tall, 115 pounds, with black hair and brown eyes. The clothing description is unknown.

46152

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ultimate Warrior Ass Promo

000

Reposted by Bobby

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Catching up on the big tech news:

What advantages does this $3,000’foldable iPhone have over say, a piece of paper? Which I could also fold in half.

31261134

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There’s a great “remember some nu metal bands” segment that tickled me in ways that words do not adequately describe.

100

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He’s taking on Kimmel in an Andy Milanokis On A Pole match

000

Reposted by Bobby

Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

men don't get together and rob the bellagio anymore and that's a problem

1918336

Reposted by Bobby

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Incredible sentence.

Indeed, while Jordan became a reclusive prisoner to his iconic status, Barkley lived to be out among the masses, and his nightclub hopping led to more than one mano a mano face-off with loudmouth fans. “Let there be no conflict in America,” Barkley said in 1997, after he tossed an obnoxious heckler through a plate-glass window in an Orlando, Fla., bar.

1104716560

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

“Can aliens consent to sex?” Is definitely a new one atop the list of questions I ask to break uncomfortable silence

031

Reposted by Bobby

Will Warren @statsbywill.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Kills me that Raj isn’t over here, this is an instant classic, hung in the rafters.

326243

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Enough people have been killed while singing Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” at karaoke that The My Way Murders have their own Wikipedia page

2364

Reposted by Bobby

Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.

713007834

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thank you, Bluesky, the official app of sports, for getting me through these week 1 games. Sincerely, A guy whose wife’s birthday is today

000

Reposted by Bobby

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.

8983862025

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This pops in my head maybe once a week

021

Reposted by Bobby

treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Friday of a holiday weekend means all Business Rules are officially suspended. Someone asks for a PDF? They're getting an Excel. Need this in Word? Guess what, Austin, it's coming over as a PPT doc with a blank page at the end of it.

3013627

Reposted by Bobby

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/09/2026

Rutgers pulled their starting quarterback and are making him do burpees on the sidelines while the game is still going on if you're wondering how things went there.

1766944

Reposted by Bobby

By the Belt: A MAC Sports Blog @bythebelt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"A decade of despair, gone, in a single evening." -- Jay Burnham, calling the final seconds of the UMass/Rutgers game on WHMP 101.5.

26912

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

But we can in September!

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There are two LA NBA teams and somehow the one owned by a fucking Kushner is the less corrupt of the two?

000

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Joe B and Locker making it to 30 years calling the Caps is maybe the only good labor news I've heard since 2024

010

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dear Maryland Athletics: Please do this but with crab dip

000

Reposted by Bobby

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

good morning mr president, we have that video of you as a muscle man who can fly and carries cartoon style nuclear bombs all queued up like you requested but we really need to reiterate once again that we will be out of oil in 14 hours

7805102

Bobby @bobbyiam.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I saw a post on IG about Amos getting an English Bulldog puppy, so you can’t convince me this isn’t him going on Pawternity leave

000

Reposted by Bobby

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 30/08/2026

What a hit, good god.

26110

Reposted by Bobby

Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pouring one out for the ending of the Pro Bowl and posting my one favorite memory: The 2006 Pro Bowl when Sean Taylor briefly killed Brian Moorman on a fake punt play

822145