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Melissa L. Shingles

@melissashingles.bsky.social
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Don't even get me started about my love of baseball...or my fear of mascots. Not your father's attorney. (No, really, I am most likely not your father's attorney.)

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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a dog raincoat, not a Happy Fun Ball. What could possibly happen after a few hours??😳
A fairly alarming caution Tage for a dog raincoat  :

CAUTION: This item is intended to be used for a short duration, under close supervision. Do not use for more than a few hours at a time. Sizing should allow room for two fingers to fit between the item and the pet. Do not use as a restraint.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
¿En esta economia?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same. It’s perfect.
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Pablo Picasso @pablopicasso.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guitar, Glass and Bottle of Vieux Marc botfrens.com/collections/111/conten…
Guitar, Glass and Bottle of Vieux Marc
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pancakes; Divorce; Pancakes
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sigh. What about, say, good baseball?
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Small Town Station - 1916 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
life is just one long series of figuring out which episode you fell asleep on
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Absolute angels on earth
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
excuse me what
A white defensive back from Valparaiso University named Kaiser Wilhelm
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jonathan Silverman played the friend. The baseball player was played by Mark Harmon and William McNamara (as well as a third, much younger, actor).
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Gary Hershorn @garyhershorn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A 98 percent illuminated Sturgeon Moon, one night before a lunar eclipse, rises above the Statue of Liberty in New York City, Wednesday evening #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #moon #SturgeonMoon
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Omg. “Jammin on the One.” You just unlocked a childhood memory.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
youtu.be/xxZoNJjb0wg?... Super Size Me
youtu.be
McDonald's Super Size Me 1998
YouTube video by MrClassicAds1990s
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Andy
Andy, a red toy poodle who looks like a Muppet.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/08/2026
PS: Today is a very fine day to donate to the Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#Dolly
open.spotify.com
Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
Chet Atkins, Dolly Parton · Chet Atkins - The Master And His Music · Song · 2001
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is it sufficient if it says it’s “CSA-US/Canada certified?”
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Seconding this question
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Tate Collection @tate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson, Making the Engine, 1917 botfrens.com/collections/14375/cont…
Presented by the Ministry of Information 1918
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The Twilight Zone @thenightgallery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
John Brahm (pictured here on set with Burgess Meredith) directed more Twilight Zone episodes (12) than any other director. The first: "Time Enough at Last." The last: "Queen of the Nile." #S1E8
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I am here for the pedantry
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Moar fingers, please
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You are more than your mistakes. You are also several troubling habits.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Gemini: If at first you don’t succeed, try giving up and going back to bed.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sometimes Costco has them.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My speaker is off so I can’t hear, but I do hope he set this to Taco’s Puttin’ on the Ritz.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😂. That mural fits right in. I’ve never loved an airport store purchase as much as I love this one:
The best money spent at an airport: A reusable tote featuring Blucifer and aliens amidst a graphic of Denver International that asks, “Is DEN keeping secrets?”
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Phils fan says, “hahahahahah”
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Indeed. And I love the form factor. The could have gone all angles and straight lines, yet opted for a less severe design.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORE INTEL ON SPARKO
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Long first A.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
has Usher ever read The Fall of the House of Usher or do you think he is too scared
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Huh. So this is how I learn I’ve been mispronouncing “Avatar” all these years. Chilling.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Are they not conjugating verbs post-cellphone?
501 Spanish Verbs as a part of a Pre-cellphone exhibit.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Peep the guy riding a…Doom Buggy from the Haunted Mansion?
Guy riding some kitted out Doom Buggy from Disneyland.
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Toulouse-Lautrec @toulouselautrec.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Double harness
Olivia Shaler Swan Memorial Collection
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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*looking in mirror* IS THIS AI?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Huh. As if on cue…
An ROUS (fine, a capybara) wanders into a Brazilian state legislature
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh wait, eight.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is there even any creativity left to have differences over when you’re on the seventh installment of a movie franchise?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Said in the “Rodents of Unusual Size” voice
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Princess Bride Rodents Of Unusual Size
Alt: Princess Bride clip showing that Rodents Of Unusual Size do, in fact, exist.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A rubber band that, with one final stretch, will crumble into dust.
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