iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jim is a regular sized man @jimmello.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Weirdest, most beautiful thing happened the other day

need journalists to not call gambling markets "prediction markets". you'd never call a sports app a prediction market and this is the same exact thing. you're doing their PR for them every time you call them "prediction markets". @apnews.com I hope there have been style discussions about this.

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 22m

oh yeah I gotta check on these dudes tomorrow

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23m

I used BIG RATCHET today. BIG RATCHET made bad oil filter spin. Good job BIG RATCHET.

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 8h

“Socket to breast cancer” campaign and they don’t even have any sockets!!!

A snapon ad full of pink-handled tools with the label “socket to breast cancer”

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EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @elbarto.bsky.social · 8h

The beauty of being alive in a world with other people is that we largely have no idea what we can do to satisfy the desires that drive us and we only get a taste of that satisfaction through chance encounters. Expressing desires semiotically to a machine will never result in what we *really wanted*

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 8h

Today so far: rotation, throttle body clean, filter swaps, brake flush, coolant flush, oil change

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23h

One of my favorite things online, Juni’s plane posts

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Things I did, or assisted with, at my full-time job I started today: Rotated tires Changed oil Changed brakes Flushed brakes Fixed oil pan gasket Things I did not do for work: Check social media Check email Do any sort of logging on outside of for training or clocking in/out

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

saw a massive, lifted pickup parked diagonally across two handicap spaces today. had a free palestine sticker on the back. gonna be puzzling this out for the rest of my life.

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whelp. After 15 years of me saying “every shark swimming through a flooded city street after a storm photo on social media is fake,” we may finally have a real one. I’m awaiting confirmation from folks with better eyes than mine. abcnews.com/video/136803...

abcnews.com

Shark spotted in New Jersey floodwaters during nor'easter

A dogfish shark was spotted swimming through floodwaters in Surf City, New Jersey, heading up a resident's driveway and then toward Barnegat Bay on Saturday.

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i fool everyone by posting like tidus. you can't hear it but every post is pure whine.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Threads check

An AI picture of a woman in pajamas. Her ass is… not in the right place.
Caption: I'm not perfect, but at least I'm real!

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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

COLLINP1.BMF

A color portrait of drummer, singer, Genesis frontman, and Top 40 solo artist Phil Collins, circa 1990. Special Operative Yìchén sees the image and can’t help himself. He’s suddenly air drumming the 10-note tom-tom fill from “In the Air Tonight.” His director at the Eleventh Bureau shoots Yìchén a stern look from beyond the cubicle.

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Slowly driving my dad insane by doing precisely zero lawn maintenance but if I did I wouldn’t get cool surprises like this! Apparently a ground cherry and it’s edible once the papery dangly leaves turn brown.

Three green kinda lantern looking orbs dangle from a branch

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

installed a new vanity and sink in the bathroom today, looks great

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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 27/09/2026

by the way, this freak's rep who dropped him in April is back handling PR around the rape accusation. The rep is Mitchell Jackson—fka Mitchell Sunderland—who got fired by Vice for siccing Milo Yiannopoulos on his women coworkers at Broadly

people.com

Clavicular's Rep Drops Him Days After Suspected Overdose, Says Influencer 'Will Not Take His Health Seriously' (Exclusive Source)

Mitchell Jackson, a publicist for Clavicular, has stopped working with the controversial influencer over his drug use, PEOPLE can confirm.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Explaincars Drama: before judging the dog too harshly, note that our diligent record keeping shows humans have out excreted dogs in the galley (aft and forward), by a ratio of around 5:1 over the past two and a bit years.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Heyyyy now that’s the good stuff, thank you UK finance laws because we never get to see breakdowns like this

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

AI is not going rogue. It is doing what its told. It's hacking shit because the people who are supposed to make sure to lock the door suck at their job. They want you to think their product is just too amazing instead of that the company is run by Wiggums.

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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Are machines becoming just like humans?” keeps being a skill issue posing as an existential conundrum

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hm something went viral on the internet? sounds like someone else’s problem

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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jackson is wishing all of you a good night. And yes, he regularly sleeps like this.

Jackson, an extremely fluffy black cat lies belly-up in the middle of the floor like a dramatic overturned ottoman, half on a floral rug and half in the kitchen, with sandals nearby.

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cheekface is a punk band in exactly the same way atom and his package was a punk band (complimentary) (Pro tip always buy band shirts, aside from supporting them you will regret, 24 years later, not getting the atom “stick your foot up your fucking ass” metric shirt)

Me surrounded by cheekface. I am wearing my vintage Atom and His Package shirt.

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Art. Craft. I’m the guy with the eye of the beholder.

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 24/09/2026

They're taking everything we write, all our little thoughts, and using it to teach AI to act and write and live like us which is why i write so much about wanting to die. See you in hell stupid robot

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Going to be thinking about that graphic all day

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

rattling my fingertips on my desk, waiting for a background check to finish

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*smashing two raptors together* NOW KISSSS

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

cmon man what are we even doing here

An account posting a link to an AI regulation bill with the text “We need a pause but this bill sucks and should not be passed. We need Al welfare and dignity laws asap.”

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Buddy if furries were in charge of air traffic control it wouldn’t constantly be experiencing technical difficulties

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Nick Pinto @nickpinto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Am I ethically compromising my journalism by eating the Kings County Democratic County Committee’s pizza? You bet I am, these monsters are fixing to take 18 hours of my life that I will never get back.

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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 23/09/2026

Achoo

A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. Skull Panda starts to sneeze. The third panel, he sneezes so hard that it shoots him into the fourth panel, colliding with himself. As they are lying in a pile on the ground, the second skull Panda sneezes, launching them out of the bottom of the 6th panel

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love this ad for chatgpt that’s basically “watch it show you what it stole in real time”. Wanna take a guess how many Lego pieces are in the UCS Millennium Falcon?

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026

“the english are a mongrel people (laudatory)”

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

everyone talks about enshittification being the reason things suck but i think that's symptom of what the real problem is, which lori outlines below. i've been thinking of it as "the big squeeze"

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they've purchased a historic property for their campus

the san francisco armory. let's not talk about what was in there for a while.

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me

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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All apples taste the same don’t get fooled by Big Varietal

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