Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a dog raincoat, not a Happy Fun Ball. What could possibly happen after a few hours??😳 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026😂. That mural fits right in. I’ve never loved an airport store purchase as much as I love this one: 1141
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Are they not conjugating verbs post-cellphone? 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Peep the guy riding a…Doom Buggy from the Haunted Mansion? 0211
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Is there even any creativity left to have differences over when you’re on the seventh installment of a movie franchise? 100
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Who measures dog toys in liters? HOW IS THIS HELPFUL TO ME??? 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Everything I know about this fragment of an opening sentence I owe to late night Bluesky 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’ll be sinking into the ground now, thank you very much. 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026We live in Arizona, so I feel like this is redundant? 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This sent me down a Wikihole about Newmark & Lewis and its competitors, and I can’t believe why the Kansas City soccer team had to change its name: 040
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I found it! The Jimothy of hair dryers! #jimothy 020
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I swear by this seasoning on my salmon now: 020
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026How is this not an excerpt from a screenplay for a horror movie? 110
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Fairly dying over this ad placement in the NYT 010
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I was looking at this story on IG when o got a Reddit notification. Chef’s kiss 😘 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026About the built environment, generally: The Timeless Way of Building 020
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026You sure about this? We bludgeoned a robot 040
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Maybe certain non-news push notifications don’t need an emoji on this particular day 020
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I went to Ottawa with few expectations, and it was fantastic. 030
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I woke Andy from his all-day nap with my flu cough 1190
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Andy is still sleeping off NYE, but he would like to be met by many people in 2026. 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026He’s in jail at the moment, so should be easy. 000
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025My personal favorite Leifer photo is of Koufax on the mound at Dodger Stadium. 3275
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Representative Anderson (R-Willow City) would like a word with you. 120
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/11/2025The rest of the paragraph and the whole piece—just beautiful. 120
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/11/2025May my Phillies never play in a World Series like this one 010
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025For sure not opening the door for her 011
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Reminds me of my all time favorite tweet 151
Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Them: Why are you so terrified of mascots, Melissa? Me: 010