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Melissa L. Shingles

@melissashingles.bsky.social
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Don't even get me started about my love of baseball...or my fear of mascots. Not your father's attorney. (No, really, I am most likely not your father's attorney.)

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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a dog raincoat, not a Happy Fun Ball. What could possibly happen after a few hours??😳
A fairly alarming caution Tage for a dog raincoat  :

CAUTION: This item is intended to be used for a short duration, under close supervision. Do not use for more than a few hours at a time. Sizing should allow room for two fingers to fit between the item and the pet. Do not use as a restraint.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Andy
Andy, a red toy poodle who looks like a Muppet.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
😂. That mural fits right in. I’ve never loved an airport store purchase as much as I love this one:
The best money spent at an airport: A reusable tote featuring Blucifer and aliens amidst a graphic of Denver International that asks, “Is DEN keeping secrets?”
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Are they not conjugating verbs post-cellphone?
501 Spanish Verbs as a part of a Pre-cellphone exhibit.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Peep the guy riding a…Doom Buggy from the Haunted Mansion?
Guy riding some kitted out Doom Buggy from Disneyland.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Huh. As if on cue…
An ROUS (fine, a capybara) wanders into a Brazilian state legislature
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is there even any creativity left to have differences over when you’re on the seventh installment of a movie franchise?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Who measures dog toys in liters? HOW IS THIS HELPFUL TO ME???
Amazon over here showing me a 30 liter dog toy bin like I know how many stuffies make up 30 liters of stuffies
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Everything I know about this fragment of an opening sentence I owe to late night Bluesky
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ll be sinking into the ground now, thank you very much.
An image from American Airlines thanking me for…being old or something.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
We live in Arizona, so I feel like this is redundant?
Snake hazard alert from the Citizen app
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This sent me down a Wikihole about Newmark & Lewis and its competitors, and I can’t believe why the Kansas City soccer team had to change its name:
Excerpt of the Wikipedia page for Nobody Beats the Wiz explains that the store forced the Kansas City Wiz to change their name to the Wizards.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I found it! The Jimothy of hair dryers! #jimothy
A phot of what Jimothy would like like if he was a hairdryer.[ No, *you’re* too terminally online]
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Huh. Well how about that.
• Nicholville - A hamlet by the St. Regis River at the junction of NY-11B and County Road 55 in the southern part of the town so that a small part of the community is in the Town of Hopkinton. The settlement was originally called "Sodom."
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I swear by this seasoning on my salmon now:
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
How is this not an excerpt from a screenplay for a horror movie?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Fairly dying over this ad placement in the NYT
Ad stating “Bigger Payments Coming Soon” in the middle of a NYT article detailing US concessions made to Iran.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I was looking at this story on IG when o got a Reddit notification. Chef’s kiss 😘
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
About the built environment, generally: The Timeless Way of Building
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Works beautifully alongside this:
All is not well in waffleville
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Andy volunteers
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Twilight Zone- Time Enough at Last
Screenshot from the Twilight Zone episode “Time Enough at Last” showing Burgess Meredith among the ruins.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Here ya go:
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You sure about this? We bludgeoned a robot
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe certain non-news push notifications don’t need an emoji on this particular day
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I went to Ottawa with few expectations, and it was fantastic.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Another all-timer
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Forget about Edge, is that Non?
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I woke Andy from his all-day nap with my flu cough
Tiny red toy poodle Andy not thrilled to have been awakened from his all-day nap by my flu cough.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Andy is still sleeping off NYE, but he would like to be met by many people in 2026.
Red toy poodle, not spoiled at all, sleeping on his owner’s legs in a faux Burberry hoodie.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
He’s in jail at the moment, so should be easy.
Former MLB player Lenny Dykstra to face drug charges in Pike County
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Cloak and Dagger hand
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My personal favorite Leifer photo is of Koufax on the mound at Dodger Stadium.
Koufax on the mound at Dodger Stadium
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Representative Anderson (R-Willow City) would like a word with you.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The rest of the paragraph and the whole piece—just beautiful.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
May my Phillies never play in a World Series like this one
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
For sure not opening the door for her
The Washington Post:
Buried in France in 1840, a U.S. president's daughter comes back home
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Jurassic 5
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Reminds me of my all time favorite tweet
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Andy with his stuffy.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Them: Why are you so terrified of mascots, Melissa? Me:
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Apropos of…ALL THIS
Sign with English translation from Chinese reading, “DO NOT DUMB HERE. NOT DUMB AREA HERE.”
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Agree
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Melissa L. Shingles @melissashingles.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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