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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
accidentally grabbed a can of regular coke instead of coke zero and made it like 3 sips before i had to throw it out. it felt like finding a new undiscovered color and through that color i could see tiny cracks into the eldritch horrors of realms beyond
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Trey @treybutevil.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The power of friendship
Dylan Harper on losing to the Knicks in the NBA finals
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fellas, how we cooking Biberty? I'm torn between sous vide and a 12-hour smoke. All I know is that he's probably tough as hell of you don't get it right
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mfw it's only up from here and I will never need to take some fuck ass bullshit job dropping $20 bills tied to fishing line and filming what happens for John Quiñones
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
55 super chousdeburgers; 55 ponrit coneys; 100 jo jacon bogas; and 155 breakfast murt & cheeses!!!
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 24/02/2026
in the movie Heat people want to project a homosexual relationship onto Neil McCauley and Lt. Vincent Hanna. they’re wrong. that’s because Neil McCauley is already in a homosexual relationship with Chris Shiherlis that has grown toxic over the years. Lt. Vincent Hanna is the home wrecker
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that was fantastic
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!!!!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
שנה טובה
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a perfect joke.
CLICKHOLE CELEB QUOTE
“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my hands look like this so his hands can look like this
dramatic black and white photo of a physical laborer's rough, cracked hands with dirt under uneven, chipped fingernailstwo hands holding two honey mustard and several kechup packets from mcdonalds
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Iska ⭔ @iskamag.com · 10/09/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/09/2026
I don’t really know what you can glean from this situation
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026
"One plus twelve" is an anagram of "two plus eleven"
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how is this real
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh boy
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's Hideo Kojima's name for an NPC who works with horses in a desert country
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Mitchell Hansen @hansen13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Minnesota Lynx forward Dorka Juhász had a monster game for Hungary this morning in the FIBA World Cup, leading her squad to a 71-67 win over Nigeria. Juhász posted a team-high 19 points (9-15 FG, 1-4 3PT), 16 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 assist in 33 minutes.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026
odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaooo
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is the most elite accountability we’ve seen in decades
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wachtell got THE GOODS, good lord
From the Wachtell report on Kawhi/circumvention:

"In December 2021, Mr. Sanberg discussed with senior Aspiration executives his
desire for the company to enter into an endorsement agreement with Mr. Leonard on the
terms described above. Mr. Sanberg did not have the authority to sign such an agreement
on Aspiration’s behalf and, according to internal Aspiration emails, the reaction among
its C-suite executives who did have this signing authority was swift and uniformly
negative: “I have no idea why we’d do this,” wrote one senior executive; “this is not a
good investment of our capital [. . . .] It’s $48M over 4 years for Kawhi, who is not a big
name [. . . .] Not sure why we would make such a commitment considering we are
already paying a huge sponsorship fee to Clippers,” wrote another.
When these concerns were conveyed to Mr. Sanberg, he told the Aspiration
executives that “the Clippers are asking us to do this with Kawhi Leonard” and that the
team would provide additional business back to Aspiration to help offset the financial
impact on Aspiration. In an email exchange among Aspiration’s CEO, CFO, and general
counsel, one wrote, “[Mr. Sanberg said] that the Clippers are promising to increase the
amount they pay us per quarter in line with what we pay this guy [i.e., Mr. Leonard].”
Another responded: “Thanks for verifying. . . . We should be fine if it’s cashflow
neutral.”"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/09/2026
“Stars” - they’re just like us (insane from computer)
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bro i am dyyyyying
guy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: we named our dog mumfordguy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: and then both of our girls guy named will in a pink cardigan over a blue button up on wheel of fortune: are named after lyrics from mumford & sons songsryan seacrest: but you have no son
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some people believe in a clockmaker god. I believe in a haberdasher god. I think the universe is a well made hat
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Benny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Some people are worried about 3D printed weapons. I've been printing out little Redwall swords and giving them to mice before I put them in my ball python's tank. I promise you 3D printed weapons are harmless
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Bring ya ass @gluegirlgonewild.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Matthew Vinge @mvinge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My 2026 Minnesota State Fair sunset pictures are early this year. It was the fine arts exhibition preview night tonight but I spent most of my time running around grabbing pics of this wicked sky.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Squinting woman
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
OK this is obvious cope but I would rather not go into a potential playoff match up with the Valkyries having never lost to them. Seems like a lot of unnecessary pressure
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jaylen 💀
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@Agos226 • 1y ago (edited)
My dad walked in on me playing kingdom hearts as a kid and I told him I was killing a boss and he said "I wish I could kill my boss" and left
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It'll always be Dare to be Stupid
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"The WNBA playoff race is heating up." - Jon Bois
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Adam J. @adamj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Klay set to join Heat? Buddy, that's how bricks are made.
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Olivia Miles appears determined to beat Washington herself, what a sequence
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Missed this whip pass from Olivia to Dorka earlier 🫡
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The agentic vizier software I bought to automate my whispers to the sultan has developed its own agenda and long story short I'm getting beheaded at dawn
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