Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 1h“go where Jackie?” to the discount clue emporium so you can fucking get one!! 050
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 1hsomeone mistook me for my young cis woman neighbor let’s fucking go 050
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 2hThe Taste of Ink is a t4t anthem, no i will not be taking any questions 230
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 6hcan someone please invent something as calming as smoking a cigarette & drinking a high life on the roof of a 20-story apartment building? please i’ve been on edge for 7 years 170
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8hhey can we help Moose get a tank of gas so she can start her new job? 142
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 7hSteven Seagal playing a Frank Castle that is seated for the entire film 0322
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Do these five strangers only tied together by death respect my womanhood or nah 0181
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 12hThis is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 36105552725
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 12hmight start spelling it “lantyrn” from now on as a bit 130
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026everything is so fucking stupid now when is this dam gonna break 060
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 01/10/2026Being a rape survivor sucks, man. 51396
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s too late, i’ve already depicted you as the nesco snackmaster jr dehydrator and myself as the excalibur 10-tray performance digital dehydrator pro 0102
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aunt Beru is the type to have stories about buying acid from the Hutts and hitch hiking with a speeder bike gang to catch a Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes show back when they were playing their real psychedelic shit 0101
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if i had a bunch of online gays calling me mother i would spray them with raid 3381
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026pedro the lion - control, in my top 5 albums of all time. the magnum opus of one of the best lyricists ever to do it. it gets heavy musically, even heavier lyrically. still the only band to use “cum” in the lyrics and still be sold in christian bookstores. doesn’t get better than this one 1202
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about my one true love Aunt Beru again 1445
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 01/10/2026chastity cage was invented when a really big hermit crab tried to squeeze into a too small shell dick first 0484
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 01/10/2026Starting a trans journalism syndicate but we just report on new evidence for the existence of dragons. 45711
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nah dude like fr she moves with the grace of flowing water on god my guy 011
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you mean to tell me that showcasing the smoking hot internet personality who’s incredibly well-practiced at conveying the failures of capitalism in easily digestible talking points for a wide audience has backfired somehow? no way 080
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the entire US media ecosystem fucking DESPISES women. “she’s seeking justice? nah bruh, she’s just an hysterical angry bitch” FUCK. OFF. 060
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026absolutely pathetic. humiliating. this is “32 year old man with no kids who still goes to his high school’s homecoming” level washed 060
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yeah bro she’s like, highkey ethereal. they say you can hear her laughter on the wind bro, deadass 271
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month 0267
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold 315425
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah this Cornell thing is like a mass disabling event for survivors. I am fine, I *was* fine. But now it's in the zeitgeist again so I get to be reminded of my own college experience, something I hadn't thought about in decades, on a daily basis. 10905119
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...thehardtimes.netModern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher SentencingFOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale 543199
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026tfw ur britches ain’t got no. weiner hole 😔 080
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rape culture will persist as long as capitalism does. domination of marginalized bodies is kind of its whole deal 0122
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026rape culture will persist as long as capitalism does. domination of marginalized bodies is kind of its whole deal 0122
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/09/2026guys let’s all be incredible today 4567
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026children you must resist the urge to take sides when two loud annoying assholes are duking it out 160
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026if ur against peeing in the shower im sorry but youre a christian nationalist to me 1417325
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i would like to go one week without someone being weird at me is that too much to ask 040
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i honestly think we could shake decades of copaganda out of the average american by forcing them to spend an evening in a cop bar sitting & listening to what their boys in blue like to talk about when they think no one outside the force will hear them 2163
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i honestly think we could shake decades of copaganda out of the average american by forcing them to spend an evening in a cop bar sitting & listening to what their boys in blue like to talk about when they think no one outside the force will hear them 2163
Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026now, me? i’ve *never* been caught flipping a grunt, but i’m built different 💅 020
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 130105402100
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121652032
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂The Vampire Stacy 🫦 @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 26/09/2026🎶🤎 like chocolate 🤎🎶 10304
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026biggest laugh ive had in a minute 421852366
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026women kissing 691611273
Reposted by Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 26/09/2026i think that anyone who [spins wheel] DRINKS ICED COFEEE at a [spins wheel] JOB INTERVIEW is [spins wheel] A GROOMER. shit, wait, let's do that again, im sorry, i'm trying to re-do it 18611