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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂

@fuliginflipflops.bsky.social
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wilting, accursed forest creature. transparent. transplant. fiction enjoyer. call me Jackie if you’re cool. she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ 40, Minneapolis pfp by Talwyn Grimoir: sleepygrim.artstation.com

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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 1h
“go where Jackie?” to the discount clue emporium so you can fucking get one!!
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 1h
someone mistook me for my young cis woman neighbor let’s fucking go
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 2h
The Taste of Ink is a t4t anthem, no i will not be taking any questions
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 6h
can someone please invent something as calming as smoking a cigarette & drinking a high life on the roof of a 20-story apartment building? please i’ve been on edge for 7 years
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 7h
my bad sorry
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 8h
hey can we help Moose get a tank of gas so she can start her new job?
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IBS Vortex @stevemyrkul.bsky.social · 7h
Steven Seagal playing a Frank Castle that is seated for the entire film
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do these five strangers only tied together by death respect my womanhood or nah
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 12h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 12h
might start spelling it “lantyrn” from now on as a bit
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
everything is so fucking stupid now when is this dam gonna break
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 01/10/2026
Being a rape survivor sucks, man.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s too late, i’ve already depicted you as the nesco snackmaster jr dehydrator and myself as the excalibur 10-tray performance digital dehydrator pro
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aunt Beru is the type to have stories about buying acid from the Hutts and hitch hiking with a speeder bike gang to catch a Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes show back when they were playing their real psychedelic shit
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if i had a bunch of online gays calling me mother i would spray them with raid
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
pedro the lion - control, in my top 5 albums of all time. the magnum opus of one of the best lyricists ever to do it. it gets heavy musically, even heavier lyrically. still the only band to use “cum” in the lyrics and still be sold in christian bookstores. doesn’t get better than this one
pedro the lion - control
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about my one true love Aunt Beru again
screenshot of a post with 2 images of the character Aunt Beru from Star Wars captioned:

I love that every character in Star Wars is dressed in robes and tunics except for aunt beru who is dressed like she is force sensitive to newport
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
chastity cage was invented when a really big hermit crab tried to squeeze into a too small shell dick first
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 01/10/2026
Starting a trans journalism syndicate but we just report on new evidence for the existence of dragons.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Antoinette and Gabriel from Our Flag Means Death with a speech bubble as if they were saying the quoted skeet
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🦇(grovetender)🦇 @orenshedherskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nah dude like fr she moves with the grace of flowing water on god my guy
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike and the bots dressed up as bread delivery drivers and showcasing various “specialty breads” from the MST3K episode High School Big Shot
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you mean to tell me that showcasing the smoking hot internet personality who’s incredibly well-practiced at conveying the failures of capitalism in easily digestible talking points for a wide audience has backfired somehow? no way
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the entire US media ecosystem fucking DESPISES women. “she’s seeking justice? nah bruh, she’s just an hysterical angry bitch” FUCK. OFF.
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
absolutely pathetic. humiliating. this is “32 year old man with no kids who still goes to his high school’s homecoming” level washed
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah bro she’s like, highkey ethereal. they say you can hear her laughter on the wind bro, deadass
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Gabri @someburgerfan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Disappearing in a misty forest is the best thing you can do this month
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who up burying they nut
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hayao Miyazaki: (wearily smoking cigarette) Nobody noticed all the clues I hid in my cartoons. Nobody deciphered the secret map to Miyazaki’s Gold
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah this Cornell thing is like a mass disabling event for survivors. I am fine, I *was* fine. But now it's in the zeitgeist again so I get to be reminded of my own college experience, something I hadn't thought about in decades, on a daily basis.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing thehardtimes.net/culture/mode...
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Modern Day Country Singer Visits Folsom Prison to Advocate for Harsher Sentencing
FOLSOM, Calif. — Country singer Carlson Swagger brought his cowboy bootlickin’ brand of lawful country music to Folsom Prison today where he... Continue this tale
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tfw ur britches ain’t got no. weiner hole 😔
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
meme of bugs bunny in a tuxedo with the text:

i wish all leaf blowers
a very explode
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rape culture will persist as long as capitalism does. domination of marginalized bodies is kind of its whole deal
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rape culture will persist as long as capitalism does. domination of marginalized bodies is kind of its whole deal
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 29/09/2026
guys let’s all be incredible today
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao holy shit
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
children you must resist the urge to take sides when two loud annoying assholes are duking it out
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if ur against peeing in the shower im sorry but youre a christian nationalist to me
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i need to get spookier
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i would like to go one week without someone being weird at me is that too much to ask
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i honestly think we could shake decades of copaganda out of the average american by forcing them to spend an evening in a cop bar sitting & listening to what their boys in blue like to talk about when they think no one outside the force will hear them
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i honestly think we could shake decades of copaganda out of the average american by forcing them to spend an evening in a cop bar sitting & listening to what their boys in blue like to talk about when they think no one outside the force will hear them
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now, me? i’ve *never* been caught flipping a grunt, but i’m built different 💅
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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The Vampire Stacy 🫦 @stacy.is.relentlessly.online · 26/09/2026
🎶🤎 like chocolate 🤎🎶
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
biggest laugh ive had in a minute
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
women kissing
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 26/09/2026
i think that anyone who [spins wheel] DRINKS ICED COFEEE at a [spins wheel] JOB INTERVIEW is [spins wheel] A GROOMER. shit, wait, let's do that again, im sorry, i'm trying to re-do it
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