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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
accidentally grabbed a can of regular coke instead of coke zero and made it like 3 sips before i had to throw it out. it felt like finding a new undiscovered color and through that color i could see tiny cracks into the eldritch horrors of realms beyond
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Trey @treybutevil.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
The power of friendship
Dylan Harper on losing to the Knicks in the NBA finals
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He also opened his rant by calling Sirianni "cute"! Just an incredible new type of guy
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Bitchy Philadelphia football gay" is a truly incredible new type of guy
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fellas, how we cooking Biberty? I'm torn between sous vide and a 12-hour smoke. All I know is that he's probably tough as hell of you don't get it right
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mfw it's only up from here and I will never need to take some fuck ass bullshit job dropping $20 bills tied to fishing line and filming what happens for John Quiñones
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You should be able to count the things your sports team is named after
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You wouldn’t believe how many songs I can never have heard. Millions. Billions maybe even
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
55 super chousdeburgers; 55 ponrit coneys; 100 jo jacon bogas; and 155 breakfast murt & cheeses!!!
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 24/02/2026
in the movie Heat people want to project a homosexual relationship onto Neil McCauley and Lt. Vincent Hanna. they’re wrong. that’s because Neil McCauley is already in a homosexual relationship with Chris Shiherlis that has grown toxic over the years. Lt. Vincent Hanna is the home wrecker
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Friggin' Wemby. Hate that guy
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
that was fantastic
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
YES! HA! HA! HA! YES!!!!
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best summers in the country but you'd better be OK with dark cold gray and drizzling from October 1 to Memorial Day
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One can certainly hope
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
שנה טובה
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a perfect joke.
CLICKHOLE CELEB QUOTE
“Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my hands look like this so his hands can look like this
dramatic black and white photo of a physical laborer's rough, cracked hands with dirt under uneven, chipped fingernailstwo hands holding two honey mustard and several kechup packets from mcdonalds
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Iska ⭔ @iskamag.com · 10/09/2026
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Money for Nothing!
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't do coke with Dan Bilzerian in Vegas or else a decade later you'll have to throw your greatest lifetime achievement in the woodchipper to come up with cash for legal fees
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/09/2026
I don’t really know what you can glean from this situation
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 08/09/2026
"One plus twelve" is an anagram of "two plus eleven"
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There isn't much to nitpick, obviously, but I don't like that our bench goes to FIBA and immediately starts scoring instead of acting like they'll get tased for even looking at the rim
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how is this real
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't wait to be more uncomfortable than I've been in my entire life. I'm watching this whole movie through my fingers like a Saw film
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh boy
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's Hideo Kojima's name for an NPC who works with horses in a desert country
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Mitchell Hansen @hansen13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Minnesota Lynx forward Dorka Juhász had a monster game for Hungary this morning in the FIBA World Cup, leading her squad to a 71-67 win over Nigeria. Juhász posted a team-high 19 points (9-15 FG, 1-4 3PT), 16 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 assist in 33 minutes.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026
odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lmaooo
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is the most elite accountability we’ve seen in decades
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wachtell got THE GOODS, good lord
From the Wachtell report on Kawhi/circumvention:

"In December 2021, Mr. Sanberg discussed with senior Aspiration executives his
desire for the company to enter into an endorsement agreement with Mr. Leonard on the
terms described above. Mr. Sanberg did not have the authority to sign such an agreement
on Aspiration’s behalf and, according to internal Aspiration emails, the reaction among
its C-suite executives who did have this signing authority was swift and uniformly
negative: “I have no idea why we’d do this,” wrote one senior executive; “this is not a
good investment of our capital [. . . .] It’s $48M over 4 years for Kawhi, who is not a big
name [. . . .] Not sure why we would make such a commitment considering we are
already paying a huge sponsorship fee to Clippers,” wrote another.
When these concerns were conveyed to Mr. Sanberg, he told the Aspiration
executives that “the Clippers are asking us to do this with Kawhi Leonard” and that the
team would provide additional business back to Aspiration to help offset the financial
impact on Aspiration. In an email exchange among Aspiration’s CEO, CFO, and general
counsel, one wrote, “[Mr. Sanberg said] that the Clippers are promising to increase the
amount they pay us per quarter in line with what we pay this guy [i.e., Mr. Leonard].”
Another responded: “Thanks for verifying. . . . We should be fine if it’s cashflow
neutral.”"
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Over a *decade* jeez
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yeah, I scooped this years ago by "having eyes" and "paying attention"
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well you didn't mess with Stern! The rest of the billionaires have had over a sense to get used to acting with impunity
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hoping DVN goes on Pablo's show to talk about it!
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Shocked that DVN and Baxter Holmes got taken. Shelburne clearly had sources inside the Clippers that she's willing to carry water for
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm really surprised that DVN would get hoodwinked like this, though. Basketball isn't his normal beat so I wouldn't think he'd carry water for Ramona's sources and he's like their best investigative reporter
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm SHOCKED
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e.g. Wolves Mode @maxschwartz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally his hologram can rest in peace
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