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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
celebrities, i dont know how to tell you this but i think your teeth are actually too white
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
George Saunders on using AI: "Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that?"
Have you spent time trying to write or revise with AI? Is there an experiment that would be interesting enough to try?

I have not. Not for a second. To me, this whole idea of using AI to write is . . . anathema. A thing to be most radically avoided.

Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that? Not even in an email and certainly not in a short story or novel.Who are we ceding our authority to, exactly, when we let AI write for us? And why? Why surrender our agency (that amazing ability we have to reach across time and space, with our strange, idiosyncratic phenomenon, and land within the sensibility of another human being) to something that, by its very design, pushes the individual sensibility aside? And in the name of . . . what, exactly? Ease, I guess? Efficiency? The person who chooses to write with AI has also sacrificed, from the start, the opportunity of experiencing difficulty, of struggling to say what he wants to say, of making himself evident in his prose, of trying to find out what he believes. By this, he sacrifices a chance to know himself and his mind better. To me, that’s a shame. And it’s dangerous, because, as we are now finding out, it affects the brain and lessens our capabilities. Thanks, but no thanks, get thee behind me, etc.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Cosmic Mote @cosmicmote.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
mr smith we have text message evidence you were the halftime performer at last years super bowl
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re all thinking about what happened at Cornell. But I also can’t stop thinking about Emma Sulkowicz and all the other young women forced to carry that weight. Read my column at the newsletter 💜
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hey kids, if any of you have a reverse uno card that you could play for humanity that’d be great
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Leslie @leslieperry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’ve been claiming everyone they’ve arrested is a criminal so I don’t see how this announcement will change anything.
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 26/09/2026
Class solidarity.
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The Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)
YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing "political" content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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maurastories @maurastories.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is by far the funniest thing I've seen in a while
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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barley672.bsky.social @barley672.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Bro you’re enemy’s such a massive dumbass don’t even bother” -Sun Tzu
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 22/09/2026
Just in: Trump reported making another 1,158 stock trades in July 2026. It appears he violated the Stock Act, again, by failing to report all of his trades within 45 days. extapps2.oge.gov/201/Presiden...
Screenshot of the front page of his OGE 278
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
US Democrats, you need to make signing the Rome Statutes the top priority in your legislation. Surrender your war criminals to the ICC.
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry I haven’t been reskeeting as much lately I have recently learned how to read
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Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: Americans discover Donald Trump press conferences without sound exactly how press should have been covering him all along.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 15/09/2026
The Flytrap will match someone with the ability to pay for our 2-for-1 subscription offer with someone who can't afford a sub! Ding-dang I'm proud to be part of this bunch
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me: Oh please tell me, will I ever find true love? Fortune teller: uh... my crystal ball is only showing pictures of burritos
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lxigh @dotorion.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
99% of ruminators quit right before they would have had a life-changing epiphany
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D.H. Mitchell 🇺🇸🇵🇦🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @dhmitchell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Would love for a reporter to yell out, "Mr. President! Why the long face???"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We all like to have fun on here, but please don’t forget that your 🫵 posts will decide the outcome of the 2026 US midterm elections
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
✨ Congratulations! You have been selected to log off for three days to go sharpen a knife with a whetstone and slice some tomatoes
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The internet is the only place I reject cookies.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I give you : the Potoo
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/09/2026
mfw nobody wants to bung a bob for a Big Ben bong for Brexit
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Jo 🦇🕸🕷 @notquiteadelight.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If nothing else, lets remove the shame women feel about postpartum depression. That's all I'll say about that.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all I’m concerned the quiet posters are plotting
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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lol to all ''party size'' snacks
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Farted On Trail Ghost Bear Heard It 👻🐻 @abunchofcats.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the only thing that stops a bad poster with a bad take is a good poster with a bad take
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FLORIDA: “Mike Caruso, Palm Beach County clerk + staunch ally of Gov. DeSantis, arrested on child sex abuse charges for allegedly molesting his grandson… could potentially face death penalty under a law he championed as a Republican state legislator…” www.rawstory.com/mike-caruso-...
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the clitoris is the most sensitive organ in the human body, yet even the majestic clit is nowhere near as sensitive as defenders of billionaires who feel unsafe.
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 14/08/2026
The Onion's Infowars is destroying what's left of Alex Jones' reputation and getting Sandy Hook families paid aftermath.site/aftermath-hour...
tim heidecker (impersonating alex jones) sitting at a news desk, covered in blood, drinking a bottle of jack daniels
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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My brain shuts down after 2 pm on Fridays. After that, you're talking to a screensaver
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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 15/08/2026
WHY DO YOU NEED TO MAKE CHAT GPT MORE LIKE REAL PEOPLE WHEN YOU COULD JUST TALK TO REAL PEOPLE YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "Once a government agency like ICE is told it has impunity to do the worst things and violate the highest law of the land, which is the Constitution itself, I don't think you can reform or retrain. I think we need to start from scratch ... I think we need to abolish it."
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!!
A kid says his favorite band in public enemy and draws a picture of them
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