Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 16hBREAKING: Following disastrous Jack Smith hearing, American dirtbag Eric Schmitt claims his favorite TV character is Alan Alda’s Captain Hawk from M*A*S*H. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 17hBREAKING: Congressional hearing of Jack Smith only serves to remind Americans that while these may be the most evil and most corrupt Republicans we’ve ever seen they’re also the most incompetent. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026LA mosquitos are like AI “artists.” Didn’t exist until a few years ago and now all of sudden they’re fucking everywhere and annoying as shit. 050
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BREAKING: White House announces Donald Trump creating seven new cabinet positions specifically for Cornell University rapists. 020
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not gonna lie. Bad guys gotta start losing again or we are cooked. 110
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cornell University, proudly creating America’s next generation of rapists. 020
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BREAKING: “Stop calling us fascists,” say people barring press organizations that report news they don’t like. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026At this point “Christian” and “MAGA” are essentially synonymous. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🇺🇸🎆 Wordle 1,922 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 020
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BREAKING: Americans discover Donald Trump press conferences without sound exactly how press should have been covering him all along. 421718303
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026BREAKING: White House announces free speech no longer includes asking president hard questions. 021
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 18/09/20261. Make everything worse. 2. Blame everyone else. 3. Ask for four more years. -Donald Trump running the GOP playbook to perfection 051
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: According to Republicans, Joe Biden most powerful and influential president in American history since his policies and actions still affecting entire country two years into someone else’s administration. 030
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Kash Patel removes bestiality as automatic disqualification for potential FBI job applicants clearing the way for all sexual partners of Donald Trump to apply. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026♠️♥️♣️♦️ Wordle 1,914 5/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: After three month absence Mitch McConnell returns to Senate to assure Americans he is in fact the real McConnell and not an AI replacement seeking to destroy humanity as “that’s exactly what primitive, inferior, carbon based life forms like Homo sapiens would believe.” 020
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When were you guys gonna tell me that Colin from Accounts is BACK?! 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump marks 25th anniversary of 9/11 attacks by attending Pentagon Memorial Ceremony and during reading of names Trump honors victims by falling asleep for exactly nine minutes and eleven seconds. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump declares 9/11 “most devastating terrorist attack on American soil until the day vandals damaged the Reflecting Pool.” 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump to commemorate 25th anniversary of 9/11 by declaring Americans now required to present 911 forms of identification in order to vote. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BREAKING: Democratic strategists reveal that turning people dumb enough to believe Donald Trump will actually give them $5,000 into people dumb enough to believe that Election Day actually on Wednesday this year may be key to winning midterm elections. 031
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Welcome to Trump’s America where you can get killed by AI, the government, or a salad. 010
Feodor Chin @feochin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not crazy about this timeline where somehow we’ve all become Sarah Connor. 120
