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Stuart Logan

@captainepix.bsky.social
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I did pro wrestling for awhile but now I'm me again. I do games and stuff. IDK. In hell there is relief in helplessness.

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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when your behst fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowowd
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phil @philjamesson.com · 13h
as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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Joe Skrebels @2plus2isjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every "9 Games That Shaped Me" list that doesn't look like this is being presented to you by a liar or a child
The 9 Games That Shaped me grid currently being widely shared, but the first 8 games are Dynasty Warriors 3 and the 9th is Dynasty Warriors 8: Xtreme Legends. Because that's the correct configuration.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Stuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AU where they decided to stylize it McRoss
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the job and the drudgery were the compromise position. we all got up and packed a lunch and got on the subway because that was how you put food on the table. this was the basic understanding. seems like a million years ago to me now. lmao, haha, lol. i owe my kids an apology
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Stuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And mecha.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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Weird Alger Hiss 🎉 𓅳 @itsjoelokay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh, let me be clear, *most unclear and wishy-washy drivel conceivable*
C-SPAN
@cspan

Former President Obama says Democrats made a mistake by making goals materialistic and instrumental: "What people are starved for at the moment is the ability to tell a moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment."
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 25/09/2026
poor fucker
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
meme showing robot from chrono trigger asking: "Why do some humans prioritize" with edited text added saying: "eating booty"
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
for years i wished to yell at computer and finally my day has come
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You will never take my joy from me
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Evan Maple VO @evanmaplevo.com · 22/09/2026
it’s been said a ton already but I really do appreciate mamdani so throughly dismantling the core democrat ideology of “we actually can’t ever do anything helpful or good because of. circumstances”
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bet there are at LEAST 400 people that have the experience to help with this project and have worked on a similar project in 2026
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man I got a lot going on lately meme
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Violent Usagi Tsukino can still happen if people want it bad enough
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The great communicator
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 20/09/2026
no game dev skill is more important than making up your fuckin mind
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
uhhh, this is going around like lol racist ai and sure yes but 1.8% is wayyyyyyy better than any test of human institutions right? human bias tests are like 50%
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hilarious to me when politicians are accused of pandering to the base. we’ve strayed so far from god’s light that it’s now a diss to point out that government officials are doing things that the people who elected them want them to do
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".
ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png
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My Friends Call Me Davey @daveyhames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me and the boys hooting n' hollering when Macklemore does the classic shonen bullshit of blocking the opponent's move with just one hand like it's nothing.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 17/09/2026
a lot of folks are asking how someone can do something so "stupid" as hard coding a secret token, and i'm telling you that you are holding software developers and companies on way too high a pedestal if you still think there's secure, quality code being sent out into the world
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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Stuart Logan @captainepix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She Komm on my süsser until I Tod
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Servan Castillo @servankenyu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Vic Viper and Leo Stenbuck rough animation. Call this one a small goal of mine to attempt to animate the Vic Viper for the first time. I animated this on my I-pad using the Rough Animator App. #vicviper #zoneoftheenders #zoneoftheendersthe2ndrunner #animation #sketch #servancastillo #servankenyu
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a quarter century overdue for the man so nice they named him twice
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Whether through bad decisions or bad luck, my life will never be good. But there is no need for me to commit suicide. Man is a mortal animal. I just have to hold on a few more decades and then I'll die anyway.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Halimede. @halimede.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I could od it. if I walked the dark path. I could say oh,.. sweet trans.. you ahould come over we'll have a sleepover. and do our nails and gossip and watxh Aquamarine (2006) before Sayonara Lara ends. I coild do it, if I forsook my honor likw jon snow on the wall
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
seeing a vote scolder with 'pastafarian' in bio and closing my eyes as i mentally assemble an enormous amount of ripples on a pond, each ripple representing a point in history, each affecting each other, and how it all comes together to create the standard populace of this website
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Zeal map from Chrono Trigger and it's waterfalls going down onto the top of the Super Mario World world map

It lines up nice






I like Chrono Cross better than Trigger
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
have no idea what people mean when they talk about a “flow state.” closest thing i can imagine is that moment when you stop caring how much you’re charging to your credit card
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