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The bones of old Jules

@maillardreactor.bsky.social
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Crafty midwestern plant fiend.

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Proposing analog to,”racism can explain every weird thing in America” is, “women are busy working for money is the secret reason everything we miss about a society is now dying.”
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who are you going to believe, the preeminent expert on surveillance pricing or George W. Bush’s communications director during the Iraq War who now works for Walmart?
gizmodo.com
Walmart Denies Plans for Surveillance Pricing Despite Holding Patents for Surveillance Pricing
Who you gonna believe?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deeply American sentence (from Davy Crockett’s wikipedia page)
Despite Crockett’s opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you need me, feel free to don't
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FORBES: IS PEPSI OKAY?
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
IMDB credit page for a skeleton
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a skeleton farming a pumpkin patch at night
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
america’s first woman president ❤️
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not saying anything mean about Digger in case it becomes sentient
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust
videos suggested by weather app:
Your cozy breakfast is betraying you

Your city might be drinking the rain
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
is that a threat?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BLACK TSHRIT BY dashare.zone admin - "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" I AM AMERICAN , I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDING THAT USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magical creatures don’t exist, eh? Roughly 400 million years ago, before the birth of trees, there were giant mystery cones called “Prototaxites,” which grew nearly 30 feet tall. We literally have no idea what they were. Plant: no Mushroom: no Animal: no Tell me this isn’t a little bit magic
Sunset with giant mystery cones Prototaxites https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/prototaxites-fossil-explained-why-this-prehistoric-colossus-still-baffles-scientists-1773173
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
Snooby
@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read
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Negative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
damn Bela Lugosi okay
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He seems nice.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love truck
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 23/09/2026
Cripple
And if you are disabled, and even if you're not right now, there will come a time in your life where you become a Cripple. A being built of rage and bitterness and love and compassion. Vexed and spiteful, surging and furious, as an until now calm ocean amidst a fierce hurricane.
A life of languishing in the margins.
Gabapentin and Naltrexone and Baclofen and Ambien and Lamotrigine and Tramadol.
Barely scraping by on mutual aid, perpetually looking for a curb cut, forever unable to access the top floor of that one shop, because they only have stairs.The Cripple. The one whose joints creak like a door hinge in a shed that has stood for generations. The one they call wheelchair bound, ignoring the fact that you are not imprisoned, but rather freed. Those whose collection of canes with bespoke prints could feed the gaping maw of an art gallery for a month. You who are perpetually fatigued, and yet still find the energy to love beyond all reason.
A Cripple is furious, and of otherworldly beauty when measured by the soul. Their work ethic exceeds the rest of the world by orders of magnitude, and all that energy and tenacity is spent nearly exclusively on remaining alive.This will be you one day. Your body will ache, your joints and spine and brain will fuck themselves up horribly, and your medication list will rival a fantasy novel in length. And at that time, you will be happy that you fought for us.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your regular reminder that this is a public website and things that you say can and will be used against you.
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concerned parent of wolfman @newguy.vrunt.social · 21/09/2026
next full moon exact time urgent
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ABSTRACT/MYGRAVE.GIF
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this looks like something dennis reynolds would draw
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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
@amagire@mastodon.social

elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Lucy Prebble @lucyprebblish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can no longer fully take in Tom Cruise’s face. My eyes move around it, trying to gain purchase, but it’s like a child’s composite of past features. I back away. ‘That’s Tom Cruise’, I tell myself, uncertainly.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"i fantasize about beating other peoples children at the grocery store"
rear vehicle window sticker of calvin praying before the cross
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026
Today is the only day you can repost this..
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i've been going thru the four stages of grief with macklemore and i've reached the fourth, acceptance: the left finally has its kid rock.
the image is kid rock in a beige fur coatthe image is macklemore in a beige fur coat
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/09/2026
i still think mitch mcconnell died 4 months ago
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