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The bones of old Jules

@maillardreactor.bsky.social
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Crafty midwestern plant fiend.

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Beautiful 💕
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Proposing analog to,”racism can explain every weird thing in America” is, “women are busy working for money is the secret reason everything we miss about a society is now dying.”
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I put on my compression socks inside out and my feet exploded 😔
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
a flash mob where we all start crying at the same time
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who are you going to believe, the preeminent expert on surveillance pricing or George W. Bush’s communications director during the Iraq War who now works for Walmart?
gizmodo.com
Walmart Denies Plans for Surveillance Pricing Despite Holding Patents for Surveillance Pricing
Who you gonna believe?
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deeply American sentence (from Davy Crockett’s wikipedia page)
Despite Crockett’s opposition to the institution of slavery in the United States, he did enslave people.
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you need me, feel free to don't
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was making a “theyre lesbians” joke. Probably didn’t hit cuz I’m only bi
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FORBES: IS PEPSI OKAY?
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
[whispers] theyre international
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry to helpful-post but I have been relying on Photopea, a free Photoshop dupe that runs in-browser.
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/06/2026
osrs meme “she ghostin you but she goblin me” a runescape ghost and a goblin with a party hat and glasses on, and a bottle of rum
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WAIT WHAT
IMDB credit page for a skeleton
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Evil Bob Marley: Woman, cry
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a skeleton farming a pumpkin patch at night
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
america’s first woman president ❤️
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The hype is real. I haven’t even tried them because I’m so afraid I’ll love them.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not saying anything mean about Digger in case it becomes sentient
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thank you, weather app.. you're the only one i can trust
videos suggested by weather app:
Your cozy breakfast is betraying you

Your city might be drinking the rain
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Angine de poitrine au beurre blanc
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing else tastes like water squirted directly into your mouth from the simple squeezy-trigger spring loaded squirt gun
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 02/10/2026
is that a threat?
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As my fighter I choose The Jungle Lawyer. He has such poise! And he might come with attack animals.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
BLACK TSHRIT BY dashare.zone admin - "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" I AM AMERICAN , I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDING THAT USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magical creatures don’t exist, eh? Roughly 400 million years ago, before the birth of trees, there were giant mystery cones called “Prototaxites,” which grew nearly 30 feet tall. We literally have no idea what they were. Plant: no Mushroom: no Animal: no Tell me this isn’t a little bit magic
Sunset with giant mystery cones Prototaxites https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/prototaxites-fossil-explained-why-this-prehistoric-colossus-still-baffles-scientists-1773173
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May the lord provide, brother
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why I love second-screening. Every movie becomes more mysterious
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
Snooby
@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read
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Negative Zero @valterra.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
damn Bela Lugosi okay
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Olivia Benson: “Okay Fin”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He seems nice.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Real hat on a hat situation
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m autistic too, so I’m truly confused at all times
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Please Tell Me If I’m Flirting With You, I Have Trauma”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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The bones of old Jules @maillardreactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All I can tell you is Youtube is so infected with these that you have just found yourself at the algorithmic average aka nothing to particularly worry about
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