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👻 maddynghouly 👻

@maddyncholy.xyz
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Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die. www.last.fm/user/maddyncholy

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 5h
god I wish this were me
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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 09/10/2026
fun fact that I love to bring up, and will continue to bring up as long as Sal remains the archbishop of San Francisco, is that about a decade ago the cathedral for the archdiocese of San Francisco had a similar system in use.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
diane arbys @maladjustedmilk. 1d
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whoever chooses to willingly moderate this server might actually be some of the strongest and bravest human beings of all time
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
sorry hold still i didnt hear what you said and im trying to infer it from your body language
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin building wholesome Minecraft buildings up to code is maybe the first time I’ve seen a football coach stop working and completely devote themselves to something and not have it be worrying
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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 30/09/2026
guess I follow the wrong people lmao. I'm in the same boat despite never commenting on site moderation. it's the trans flag, isn't it? I bet it's that.
Aaron Rodericks
@aaron.bsky.team

User Blocking You
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
had to get this out of my head.
senator schmitt and joe i say joe i say joe kennedy holding up a Frank Chu sign. You really don't need the specifics of the sign, just google the guy.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sorry, i'm sorry, i'm trying to delete it
the ferrari logo except the italian flag is a trans flag, the background is trans flag blue rather than yellow, and instead of ferrari it says transgender in the same font
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Audra Stang @audra-stang.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We're All the Animals - 2
Corny sticker at expo today. This show is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The aisles are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of fanart and keychains...

The accumulated waste of their trinkets will pile up about their waists, and they will look up and shout "Save us!" ...
... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

human
We're All the Animals

I'm so sorry, but I don't know what this bit is, dude
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sam @samsam090.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colin Simmons of Texas did a piss taunt after sacking the Tennessee QB and caught a penalty for it. The slo-mo angle is incredible
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WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is usually more of a Saturn thing
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we are reinventing scheming eunuchs from base principles
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitc...
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data”
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Deedee Mega Doodoo @echidnabeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xbox: with Game Pass, we’re going to become the Netflix of Games *Cancels all their studios* I’ll be damned, they really did it!
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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 23/09/2026
Innings 1-5: you know this team is still bad but at least they're finally fun to listen to (and occasionally watch) innings 6-9: I am going to launch this entire bullpen into the sun
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dudes rock
youtube thumbnail showing a guy pointing at the audience with a big caption that says "DONT LOSE THEM" titled wow forever prep guide for dad
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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やまおり @hakkentai-pkdn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ちょっとひとやすみ
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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 20/09/2026
not all of them are awful... some of them are terrible
a man with his hands on his hips frustrated and disappointed by what he has just witnessed
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Glotta Stomach & Datt CEO @blankspotato.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
「はい、アルトじゃないと!!!」 #バットマン #仮面ライダーゼロワン
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 16/09/2026
i thought i understood finance but now im back to square 1
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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janekiller pain @spiderdork.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"trans rights are human rights" doesn't really cut it when libs have decided that human rights arent all that important actually "trans rights or else" hits them where they actually give a shit: themselves
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 13/09/2026
the bears having a nuclear weapons grade offense and a dogshit defense is so unnatural. my brain rejects like a kidney transplant
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jay Dragon 🔜 Metatopia @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
putting in a mouth guard and then asking reacher if i can email his wife
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RAAAAAAHHH-dish Doodles 🔪 @radishdoodles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So grumpy.
A very scribble pencil drawing of the airport black bird
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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