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👻 maddynghouly 👻

@maddyncholy.xyz

272 followers 135 following 8.8K posts

Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die. www.last.fm/user/maddyncholy

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 30/09/2026

guess I follow the wrong people lmao. I'm in the same boat despite never commenting on site moderation. it's the trans flag, isn't it? I bet it's that.

Aaron Rodericks
@aaron.bsky.team

User Blocking You

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 23/09/2026

it can't have been that long ago. ...did they sense your vibes from far off?

a closely cropped screenshot focused on bluesky's new account symbol

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 21/09/2026

the sickos meme ("yes... ha ha ha... _yes!_") featuring a woman instead of the typical man peering through a window

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 20/09/2026

not all of them are awful... some of them are terrible

a man with his hands on his hips frustrated and disappointed by what he has just witnessed

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 18/09/2026

It really annoyed the CEO. What other reason does one need?

@jay.bsky.team:
Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 18/09/2026

shame he made that anti trans turn then

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 15/09/2026

a picture of a raccoon climbing out of a trashcan with a speech bubble attached

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 15/09/2026

thank you thank you I'll be here all week

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 13/09/2026

"it doesn't have to be like that. we can _both_ lose."

attached is a picture of a propane tank strapped to a bike.

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 07/09/2026

there's an empty feeling inside when you realize that the Brazilian shitposter is a Gundam shitposter and would be a good follow if you knew how to read Portuguese

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 06/09/2026

took a picture of my iPad when I saw it

a drone dropping into frame during the 33rd lap of the Italian Grand Prix

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 04/09/2026

sorry sorry sorry i don't know how to delete i'm trying

this season is dedicated to the brave dedicated journalism of Pablo Torre

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 03/09/2026

Oh right, Claude's down too.

A bluesky error page:
Not Found: The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few minutes.

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 01/09/2026

a meme of Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants looking outside his window seeing SpongeBob and Patrick having fun

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 26/08/2026

I'm going to go back in time and punch Abner Doubleday right in the jaw

CIN 9 - SF 9 Top 9
CIN scoring 6 runs in the top of the ninth to tie the game

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 23/08/2026

the ads targeting me have become TOO. AGGRESSIVE.

An ad displaying the opportunity to save up to 80% on medication using the antidepressant Bupropion XL (aka Wellbutrin) as its example

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 22/08/2026

like his back gave out when he was only 28. He was supposed to be in the middle of his prime but instead it was the beginning of the end of his career. He only played 100 games again *twice*, in 2006 (where he waited until his 3rd DL trip to have surgery) and 2012.

seasons: 1998-2005
age: 20-27
WAR: 30.6
games: 1029

seasons: 2006-2014
age: 28-36
WAR: 7.7
games: 586

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 16/08/2026

bluesky coming in clutch with the assist.

a screenshot of the baky app failing to load any replies

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 10/08/2026

you're probably not going back and forth with a human

"No break greater than 1 hr yesterday"

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 09/08/2026

... is this trying to call me autistic?

95 CYBORD
The Switchboard: You keep perfect tome because someone is always calling

cadence 100th
vigil 59th
chorus 19th
drift 94th
lexicon 64th
polish 77th

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 04/08/2026

Thanks for the heads up

a label from a bottle of milk

WHOLE MILK Vit. D3 Added • Grade A

Ingredients: Grade A milk, vitamin D3

Contains: Milk

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 28/07/2026

Compromise™

a black and white kitten resting her head, and only her head, on the pillow occupied by an elderly brown tabby

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 28/07/2026

Sorry Cocoa I don't think you're getting that pillow back anytime soon.

a black and white kitten staring off into the distance, slowly realizing that she's not getting the pillow she once stole from (and is currently occupied by) the elderly brown tabby back anytime soon.

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 17/07/2026

I found the mayor of Mad At Me Island and turns out it's my cat (she's jealous with a new kitten in the house)

an orange cat looking into the camera annoyed

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 12/07/2026

I'm going to fight to name him Robusta. it's fine, everyone else can call him Rob.

a damp black and white kitten wrapped up in a towel

Bush standing in front of the infamous "mission accomplished" banner

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 09/07/2026

do you want to see the most infuriating person you know use his powers productively? THUNDERBOLT FANTASY

Lin Xue Ya, a character from the show Thunderbolt Fantasy, stating that "it's far too simple to trick the noble and good-natured, so that's no fun at all."

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 07/07/2026

Now that this loss to Belgium is finally official it's time for the only appropriate response

a person reacting "ugh! put that horrid thing away!" in response to someone else holding up an American flag

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 01/07/2026

I can't help but find running this July 4th livery at the British Grand Prix absolutely hilarious despite... **you know**

a formula 1 car with a rather garish stars and stripes deaign

a formula 1 car with a rather garish stars and stripes deaign (side angle)

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 30/06/2026

sounds like you're spiraling.

a comical image of one dog hitting another with a bat with "BONK" superimposed over the bat

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 15/06/2026

a mute list containing the entries "figure", "skating", and "figure skating"

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 10/06/2026

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 09/06/2026

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 02/06/2026

I wanted to know what you're talking about. I think I already understand.

a search result for the Dark wave Wikipedia page. next to the preview there is an image featuring a woman with bright bleached hair and a man with black hair, both teased into the sky

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 01/06/2026

I know I probably only interacted with a bot but it still felt nice.

a screenshot of a text message conversation:

> "🗳️ Please vote Steve Hilton for Governor by Tuesday, June 2. Mail your ballot or find your polling place: sos.ca.gov/elections/polling-place

Paid for by Steve Hilton for Governor 2026

STOP=END"

> "fuck off fascists"

> "You have successfully unsubscribed."

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 31/05/2026

as a former Catholic...

a popular meme of a woman looking confused with (mostly) trigonometric formulas superimposed over her face

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 29/05/2026

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 28/05/2026

*cough*

maddyncholy (5/23/2026 1:05 PM):
I was introduced to a new album I liked just because I peaked ahead to what you're going to be reviewing once you're all settled in.

you're probably going to hate it lol. I would like to preemptively tell you that you're wrong.

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 26/05/2026

OH YOU THINK?

Top Story: "Myriad issues combine for disappointing season so far for Giants"

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 24/05/2026

hrm. I am trying to goof around on my phone but there's a kitten curled up against the small of my back that's insistent that it's bedtime.

an orange kitten looking up into the camera wondering what the heck I'm up to. this took five attempts

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 21/05/2026

we're still doing this in 2026????

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 19/05/2026

Clearly I have become too powerful

a series of text messages:
"a's pitcher might get a no hitter. three outs away"
"no hitter no hitter no hitter "
"ok I've done everything I can to jinx it"
"HA" (Adam Frazier singles on a sharp line drive to center fielder Henry Bolte

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 19/05/2026

for exactness, the rules:

• Game is in extra innings

• Team trailing by at least eight runs at any point

• Team winning by at least 10 runs in ninth inning

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 14/05/2026

an orange cat staring into the camera

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 13/05/2026

Me, after I had been filled in on what happened because I turned the TV off while this was happening:

"save it for the showers boys"

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 12/05/2026

a live reaction:

Me, sent immediately after the final out: surely even the Giants can't blow this lead
my friend: Don’t call me Shir… WTF WAS THAT POSTSGAME CELEBRATION?!?!?

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 12/05/2026

my dude it's trivial to see what you are don't waste my time

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 12/05/2026

how nightmarish

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 06/05/2026

RIP Ted Turner who used a player on the braves to advertise his network until the National League told him to knock it off 50 years (and one day) ago

Pitcher Andy Messersmith, #17, with "channel" on his nameplate instead of the expected "Messersmith". Ted Turner's cable network (now known as TBS) could be found on channel 17.

👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 01/05/2026

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS MOTH ERFUCKERS

a screenshot of the Bandcamp page for the 4th eponymous American Football album, released 29 minutes before this post was made.

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👻 maddynghouly 👻 @maddyncholy.xyz · 26/04/2026

a review from Pitchfork giving Wilco - Yankee Hotel Foxtrot a 10