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Lyster

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 23/09/2026
hooooooooo boy www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvW_...
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You Can See Everything | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Dr Anke Marsh @ankemarsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just so we are clear: The 83yo priest on the left is a terrorist. The balaclava-clad men on the right are protestors with legitimate concerns
A photo from the BBC of an older woman, with grey hair, being led away by police. A photograph of a line of men in black clothes and balaclavas blocking the port at Dover.
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Dr. Catherine Strickson @brigitteempire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Britain had to ban him from entry to protect our critically important transphobia industry
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 27/08/2026
campaigns.nationaltrust.org.uk
I've signed. Will you? Add your name to help make wildfire prevention and climate resilience a national priority, and stand with the communities affected by wildfires.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being…
Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/07/2026
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Is that… good?” is quickly becoming the third Decoder question
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 22/06/2026
Oh, weird, what happened ten years ago?
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Come on, Gland.
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A discussion about the social media ban on under 16s. BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?” Student: “Stare at a wall.”
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Pikabata~♪ 🌙【ピカバタ】 @pikabata.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mariocule
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Racist: protesting a genocide Not racist: having your home fire bombed because you’re Black or brown
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The key point here is that the purported logic of Labour’s ‘tough’ approach to immigration - that once the numbers are down, Farage’s appeal will dissipate - is utter bollocks. As we knew.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 11/06/2026
My gf has roped a load of churches into getting their members to collect a load of food that can then be distributed to those who need it across Belfast. Many are afraid to leave their houses, even to get food. People have been delivering food to strangers since this started.
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Pro-Palestine marches will openly be called "hate marches" in the press, but these arsonist pogroms, illustrated by a burned-out bus, are simply "disorder"
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hiatus @pitrepan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month
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Henry Stockdale @henrystockdale.com · 03/06/2026
Been told I keep muttering "fuck off" when checking LinkedIn
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The era of Dad Games has ended. The dawn of Wifecore begins.
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Eldritch Friends @eldritchfriends.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Eldritch Friends 1: Ambition
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 27/05/2026
Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.
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Chewbacula @jason1749.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Amanita Design 📣 @amanita-design.net · 20/05/2026
Phonopolis is out NOW on Steam, GOG, and Epic Games Store 📣 We hope you have fun playing with the cardboard city! All links here 👇 amanita-design.net/games/phonop...
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.
David Attenborough and one of his creations.
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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
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Andy Saunders - Apollo Remastered @andysaunders-1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is incredible. The new NASA image release from #Artemis includes a sequence of 'Hello World' still photographs. I've been processing / animating them and here's what the original didn't show us: Satellites, including their solar arrays, lightning storms and dancing aurora!
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Matt Hill @gethill.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 02/05/2026
Bitches... it's solved! We are done! Finally! Take that Hemmingway you short story cuck.
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"We live under the sign of the vampire. Among the most potent archetypes of our time is the elite who seeks eternal youth, whose power is drawn from the blood of lower mortals." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/24/m...
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The Rich and Powerful Want to Live Forever. What if They Could?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2026
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-…
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
component cable hair ties go hard
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 19/04/2026
the thing about our current moment is that yes, the anti-AI and anti-big tech people are getting very reactive nowadays - but have you seen what they’re *reacting* to?
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Visual development art by Tadahiro Uesugi for Carole & Tuesday (2019), dir. Shinichiro Watanabe, Bones
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
bedtime mindfulness routine
staring at super bright phone screen
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Del-Raiser Cenobite @shrecknet.com · 09/04/2026
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Sebastian Bae @sebastianbae.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Current status.
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lydia @lydz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
i remember when the potential inaccuracy of wikipedia was a huge point of concern for academic use and we cautioned against it for years, the machine that cannot be prevented from lying is required to use though this reeks of schools being paid to make this happen by the companies selling this shit
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
human connection
panel 1: “AI bot: Simulate genuine human connection.

panel 2: “Haha you are so funny and cute,” AI bot says.

panel 3: The man considers what AI bot said.

panel 4: The man peers thoughtfully out the window, genuinely moved by what AI bot said.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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