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Geoff

@luncheonjoyer.bsky.social
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Tactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 06/10/2026
I wouldn't call it trauma, but LOST effectively ruined my ability to like almost all shows because I always start to suspect they're trying to pull a LOST on me sometime during season 2. Silo and Severance are both LOST and I hope to be proven wrong.
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, don’t be mad 😂🤣🤣 but I think I was the bearer of the curse the whole time…
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 19/08/2026
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Black Mirror director Ally Pankiw turned down directing Harry Potter series. Hideo Kojima touching his glasses meme- 
>named “Ally”
>turns down directing Harry Potter
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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gina @ootheca.net · 13/07/2026
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Too damn hot this week ‼️
One piece meme- That boy Madison, WI, can EXTREME HEAT WARNING now huh…. I better keep my ass in this office!!! Or I’m finished!!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hannibal says "in Dragonball Z, Vegeta, a former antagonist becomes a doting father. Tell me Will,do you think you can be redeemed like Vegeta?" Will Graham says "Vegeta was a murderer." Hannibal replies "He was also a Prince..."
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Chase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is real btw
Patch Notes for Balatro, from Steam, saying that Straights are banned from scoring until July 1st.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026
watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Geoff standing with his dog. A post for r/lowiqpeople that says “Does anybody really like food? It tastes good. “
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026
costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Two stifflers alike in dignity
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/04/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/04/2026
Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious
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dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Playing Platinum rank Zangief from the hospita room. Everyone can tell and they are letting me win 😀
A can of Coke Zero and some AirPods next to a switch console in a hospital room
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The morning Freaks™️
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mr. Beast is trapped inside the pleasure dome of his own decree and HUNTED LIKE A WILD BOAR, not for cash prize, honor, spectacle, or even justice!! It is simply a question of correcting mistakes of the 21st century!!!
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Reiki therapist: your energy is fucked up. It's bad. Me: thank you doctor. Reiki therapist: hold still I'm going to blow you up with my power.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
drink my ass
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that?
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“I’ve had enough of this dude” meme, with Will Stancil in the frame
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
My online presence trying to survive all of the extremely heavy personal shit I'm going through
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This Viral Uncle Has Broken The Internet And He's Actually Given Us Life
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
only 4 more days to get staring cat plushie funded, and we’re so close to our goal let’s do this! www.makeship.com/products/sta...
staring cat plushie in a treestaring cat plushie in a tree
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
father gascoignes nephew works for palantir. seems like a pretty chill guy
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Screenshot kinda feels like Reba is showing us her favorite Hentai
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I dunno I kinda like that last guy
Cathedral ward guy from bloodborne
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The council of judgement
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
— Babe? You're flashing green, the universal color of poison damage. What's wrong?? — Y-you fool . . . Poison is . . . (cough) . . . purple . . . I'm dying of . . . an acid elemental status condition . . *
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
slay the spire 2
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
If I see something that even loosely resembles this mf in sts2 Im gonna be so fucken mad
Evil demonic stabbing book from slay the spire
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I’m just here to flex my Slay the Spire ascension score. I don’t have a problem
Slay the Spire character select screen showing ascension level 14 for the Defect
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Reading this, raising my eyebrow, then booting up Disco Elysium and immediately hitting Cuno with the wakeup EX Dragon Punch
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/02/2026
i wish someone would make a tv show or movie or commercial or video or sketch or vertical content or contest or billboard or merch collab or live event or interview or secret menu with "druski". it sucks that i cant really find any stuff with him in it. i need more stuff with..."druski"!! please!!
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I was given a Virtual Boy for Christmas 1995. I cooked my eyes for 3 straight days playing Wario Land and then it got taken away- I'm still adjusting to regular light.
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“I’ve had enough of this dude” meme, with Will Stancil in the frame
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Starters: Soup of the Day Dessert: Included
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
isildur about to answer your yes or no question
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