Reposted by GeoffTactical Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 06/10/2026I wouldn't call it trauma, but LOST effectively ruined my ability to like almost all shows because I always start to suspect they're trying to pull a LOST on me sometime during season 2. Silo and Severance are both LOST and I hope to be proven wrong. 2122
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Guys, don’t be mad 😂🤣🤣 but I think I was the bearer of the curse the whole time… 030
Reposted by GeoffKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 109265604389
Reposted by Geoffdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183694
Reposted by GeoffChase-Biscuits :3 @chasebiscuits.bsky.social · 03/06/2026This is real btw 60120234962
Reposted by Geoffmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/05/2026watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible 354545651
Reposted by Geofflauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/05/2026costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs 161082129
Reposted by GeoffSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177751933
Reposted by GeoffDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 06/05/20267 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ 361161043787
Reposted by GeoffPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/04/2026Yoda on a walkie would be a total disaster. Saying “Over” before every message. Get serious 282666354
Reposted by Geoffdustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026me in the Ghost Hunting group chat: good find tommy! there's something up with that tire for sure me in the Disney Exec GC that I was added to by mistake: Agreed. People will love seeing "Little Yoda" on the "Big Screen" me in the smaller Ghost Hunting GC: tommy thinks his tires are haunted hahaha 0605145
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Playing Platinum rank Zangief from the hospita room. Everyone can tell and they are letting me win 😀 040
Reposted by Geoffkrat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Mr. Beast is trapped inside the pleasure dome of his own decree and HUNTED LIKE A WILD BOAR, not for cash prize, honor, spectacle, or even justice!! It is simply a question of correcting mistakes of the 21st century!!! 619026
Reposted by Geoffcomfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Reiki therapist: your energy is fucked up. It's bad. Me: thank you doctor. Reiki therapist: hold still I'm going to blow you up with my power. 538364
Reposted by GeoffUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/04/2026drink my ass 7700239
Reposted by GeoffDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Okay. What the fuck am I supposed to do. I'm supposed to do that? 683722354
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026My online presence trying to survive all of the extremely heavy personal shit I'm going through 130
Reposted by GeoffMark @markw.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This Viral Uncle Has Broken The Internet And He's Actually Given Us Life 1577
Reposted by Geoffpoorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 23/03/2026only 4 more days to get staring cat plushie funded, and we’re so close to our goal let’s do this! www.makeship.com/products/sta... 324181
Reposted by Geoffbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026father gascoignes nephew works for palantir. seems like a pretty chill guy 31065
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Screenshot kinda feels like Reba is showing us her favorite Hentai 040
Reposted by GeoffWanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 19/03/2026This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it 71002133
Reposted by GeoffMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/03/2026— Babe? You're flashing green, the universal color of poison damage. What's wrong?? — Y-you fool . . . Poison is . . . (cough) . . . purple . . . I'm dying of . . . an acid elemental status condition . . * 246660
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 06/03/2026If I see something that even loosely resembles this mf in sts2 Im gonna be so fucken mad 040
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I’m just here to flex my Slay the Spire ascension score. I don’t have a problem 020
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Reading this, raising my eyebrow, then booting up Disco Elysium and immediately hitting Cuno with the wakeup EX Dragon Punch 130
Reposted by GeoffUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/02/2026i wish someone would make a tv show or movie or commercial or video or sketch or vertical content or contest or billboard or merch collab or live event or interview or secret menu with "druski". it sucks that i cant really find any stuff with him in it. i need more stuff with..."druski"!! please!! 420410
Geoff @luncheonjoyer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I was given a Virtual Boy for Christmas 1995. I cooked my eyes for 3 straight days playing Wario Land and then it got taken away- I'm still adjusting to regular light. 050
Reposted by GeoffMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026i often think about this review 134149234123
Reposted by GeoffAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night 1748041078
Reposted by GeoffJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars 18493041133
Reposted by Geoff〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 03/02/2026 328780