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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m putting the link because someone always asks even though I honestly don’t think there’s any money left in the world. I can’t thank you all enough. www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
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My Walk 100 Miles in October Challenge
Help Jane Hill raise money to support Ovarian Cancer Action
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Aortic Dissection Charitable Trust @aorticdissectct.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is Aortic Dissection Awareness Day. Know the signs. Sudden, severe chest, back or abdominal pain is a typical symptom of aortic dissection. But some cases are painless or present in unexpected ways. Sometimes the only signs are neurological, such as sudden weakness or collapse.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bury me in khakis and a lanyard so hell knows an expert is coming
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The RNLI volunteer has told us that donations usually run at £20,000 per day. Currently running at £100,000 per day! Bloody brilliant!
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Daily Planet Boss: "As it's your first day, you will need supervision" Clark Kent: "HOW DID Y- oh, yes. Of course"
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"You've had some cowboys in here!" - Heath Ledger's proctologist
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is getting out of hand
Tube map but with America Water instead of Canada Water. Hilariously.
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Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
But nothing beats the obstetrics textbook wherein one of the authors made his wife do the index, so she slips this one in:
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The time Dolly Parton and Kermit jammed to Sly and the Family Stone’s Everyday People Love to Dolly ❤️
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Dave Jones @welshgasdoc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
🚨 DON’T SET FIRE TO THINGS 🚨
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The emergency alert went off and I dropped my phone into the barbecue.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm gonna build a vape shop and a bookies on Dobby's grave x
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me at kick-off / Me at full-time
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Shai @shaiuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck it, I wanna see Argentina win the World Cup. Just to see Martinez do this again.
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Emiliano Martinez Emi Martinez
ALT: Emiliano Martinez Emi Martinez
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gabby: What was your highlight of the half time show? Wayne Rooney: When it finished. I thought it was crap. 10/10 punditry. No notes.
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Gale Sinatra @galesinatra.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I think we just passed oops.
A timeline of climate change concern.
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Mike Rampton @mikerampton.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
What a con this so called "Tennessee Williams" is. There are at least two, Venus and Serena, that are way more tennisy. You couldn't make it up.
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oliver levy @helicule.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You think you know a channel.
Google news alert: 

Google • 34m
BBC Four arrested and officer hurt in violent disorder
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 18/07/2026
We must all admire France's commitment to not work on a weekend.
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Scott Pack @meandmybigmouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My all-time favourite tennis stat is that 50% of Roger Federer is 'er'. Respect to whoever first came up with that.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/07/2026
We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.
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Dara O Briain @daraobriain.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ann Widdecombe’s dead and I’m still gay. So I won that one.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Dave Jones @welshgasdoc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Parliament can’t tell me off, because I’ve just shit myself” is a strong tactical move by Farage.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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I'VE just bought a new TV
and wonder if any of your
readers could recommend a show
with James Corden in? It's just
I want to check that the mute
button works.
Skipper McKipper, Ashbourne
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Yeah same actually
BBC Sport headline reads “Henderson injures wrist in England celebrations”
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Lauren @lsfb1989.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gareth
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Dave Jones @welshgasdoc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A Prime Ministerial resignation is not underway unless and until the hot sound engineer arrives to erect the lectern.
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Ben Goldsborough MP @bengoldsborough.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
🚨 One way in. One way out. Queens Hills deserves better. Congestion, flooding and delays for emergency vehicles are putting residents at risk. I'm launching a petition for action. Add your name today: www.surveymonkey.com/r/QueensHill...
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Why do people insist on saying 'I might get run over by a bus tomorrow?' Why not a car, or a lorry? As a bus driver, I want to assure your readers that we are no more responsible for running people over than drivers of other vehicles. I think I have only run over one or maybe two people in the entire thirty years I have worked for my local bus company. Bus Driver, email
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I've learned that if you try to sneak out of the office at 4.55pm colleagues all know you're bunking off early, but if you walk out confidently at 3pm, they assume you're going to an important meeting.
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Helen Bull @helbo1.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
For a Twitter pal who needs help urgently. Please spread the word. Thank you x
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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚
Photo of my memoir A Mind of my Own is now available in paperback. Repost for the chance to win a signed copy.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
A reminder of what Nigel Farage said following the murder of Sarah Everard by a serving police officer.
We must not allow the tragic murder of a
young woman turn into attacks on men
and attacks on the police
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A couple are walking a dog along the seashore, and have happened upon a beached whale which has a miserable expression (as well it might). The husband says "It's a whale washed up on the beach" and the whale is saying "My best years are behind me now"
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Paula Surridge @psurridge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he isn't actually sorry.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Absolutely spectacular, no notes.
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Reform councillor's wife says his 'swastika' tattoo is'misunderstood'
Andy and Theresa Arnold were both elected to Barnsley Council earlier this month.
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