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Lukasz

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 7h
oh good
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 8h
its so funny seeing early scenes where they're not fuckin with 21 lol
Henchman 21 from Venture Bros thinking "They don't know how much I wanna pork Doctor Girlfriend." Doctor Girlfriend thinking "Gary's thinking about porking me again." Meanwhile The Monarch is ranting about the guy from DEPECHE MODE.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11h
i don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 7h
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 7h
everything fucking happens to me
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 12h
Technically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly:
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16h
Way back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this.
Tweet from @michaelkellyk: My brother @feenish told an american visitor that the 4 provinces of Ireland were Ulster, Munster, Funster, and Gunster.
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go Go Gadget Remain Alive
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
X.com
I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
diane arbys @maladjustedmilk. 1d
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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@TotesLiz
X.com
Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I feel about someone making an open source replacement to photoshop
“What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt.
Better kill me in one shot.”

And it’s a baseball man smiling
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire"
front page of the onion declaring me a "Renowned Coward" who will flee a haunted house well before sunrise
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hemingway eat your heart out
r/legaladvice 1d ago u/Mooselet211
Toilet exploded
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 07/10/2026
Flawed cultural treasures
Flawed cultural treasures
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep
orange cat peeking his head out behind a blanket looking half asleep
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NORRIE @norrie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
nic carter o
@nic_carter
X.com
this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

nic carter *
@nic_carter
X.com
social obligation
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I remembered that one Resident Evil CGI show on Netflix and how it gave me probably one of the stupidest quotes in the entire franchise that isn't even from one of the games
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
name of the rose mentioned with faceapped christian slater and sean connery
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom…
Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’
‘I’m Really Not Angry At All,’ Says Actor
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philb @phillipbankss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my transformers comic #12
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026
the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#MondayMorning
Black Manta out of his uniform sets up, pulling his right hand to his forehead, as he is clearly wincing in pain with what seems like a headache. Narration: It’s time to wake up.” Manta says to himself, “Not again.“
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"i miss vine"
Tarzan's last thought as he plummets to the jungle floor
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from ret (@rad_milk):

as a kid i would lmao when somebody on tv said Butt. now a tv character can say Ass and i barely crack a smile. i guess this is growing up
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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Ripushko @ripushko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner 😛
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU LOSS?
The quoted image of Mario and his assorted background objects awkwardly rearranged to resemble the four panels of the infamous Loss comic from CTL ALT DEL
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Kimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having my housemate who'd already played the game a bunch watch as I awaken the Iron Golem, roll once, then have the Golem step off the little bridge and die without me having seen more than a bit of foot. Can still hear the "WHAT?"
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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