Reposted by LukaszWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity. 101133499
Reposted by Lukasz ★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 8hits so funny seeing early scenes where they're not fuckin with 21 lol 101374390
Reposted by Lukaszjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11hi don't want to parent my shitty kids either that's why i didn't have any 19127467
Reposted by LukaszJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 7hthis is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h... 531565384
Reposted by LukaszDr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 7heverything fucking happens to me 4952223
Reposted by LukaszHarper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 12hTechnically Darkseed II but I think about this line constantly: 16991371
Reposted by LukaszThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16hWay back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this. 2047196
Reposted by LukaszTauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.) 14794323
Reposted by LukaszThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-… 371378266
Reposted by LukaszChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I feel about someone making an open source replacement to photoshop 642926
Reposted by Lukaszmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the onion was funnier when they made actual jokes instead of repeating the same bad-faith digs over and over again under the cover of "satire" 756866
Reposted by Lukaszogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026she's got that joie de leave 442756464
Reposted by LukaszHandy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Hemingway eat your heart out 252949701
Reposted by LukaszBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this. 1945973398
Reposted by Lukaszcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/10/2026jeez can ya keep it down out there, some of us are trying to sleep 292423156
Reposted by LukaszHannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series! 3292472834
Reposted by LukaszBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hideo Kojima should make a Leisure Suit Larry game 2152849
Reposted by LukaszMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base 2516407905
Reposted by LukaszThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan 7676121083
Reposted by LukaszMysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I remembered that one Resident Evil CGI show on Netflix and how it gave me probably one of the stupidest quotes in the entire franchise that isn't even from one of the games 15363116
Reposted by LukaszInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play. 152435506
Reposted by LukaszThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn’t See ‘Digger’ theonion.com/smiling-unblinking-tom… 561169101
Reposted by LukaszTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it 582153415
Reposted by LukaszMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104321652
Reposted by LukaszComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 05/10/2026#MondayMorning 213447
Reposted by LukaszMia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LEAVE ME ALONE 131127233957
Reposted by LukaszHigh Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/10/2026no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome 404799665
Reposted by LukaszRipushko @ripushko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner 😛 13505123
Reposted by Lukaszbarleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YOU LOSS? 015241
Reposted by LukaszKimmy - #YuPhasNation 🫷 @kimmykitsuragi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this comment on a bow only ds1 run is frying me 1545521099
Reposted by LukaszGabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Having my housemate who'd already played the game a bunch watch as I awaken the Iron Golem, roll once, then have the Golem step off the little bridge and die without me having seen more than a bit of foot. Can still hear the "WHAT?" 25813
Reposted by Lukaszda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN 0628129