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Lorelana

@lorelana.bsky.social
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Twin Cities librarian who likes video games. Expect pics of our cats and dogs.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I somehow missed yesterday’s anniversary of the publication of one of my favorite headlines in St Paul history. (upper right column)
Everything Wrong With This Patient So He Just Dies
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I am highly unsophisticated in my views on A.I. My entire approach, devoid of any philosophical or technical underpinnings, is “You can’t make me.”
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/02/2026
other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Timberwolves Clips @wolvesclips.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Target Center crowd erupts with “FUCK ICE” following the moment of silence for Alex Pretti
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
“How you doing as a historian with all this?” Me:
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a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
ALT: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We had a good run
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
2025 recapped
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I like JKR in the same way that I like backed-up toilets.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
a good time to bump this
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You Wouldn’t Download 60 Minutes
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When they ask me what radicalized me
The family of mice singing “No cheeses for us meeces” in the opening song (“Scrooge”) of THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992), a movie that I saw in the theater at age 10 and which immediately became a formative movie and deeply held family favorite, its annual viewing soon becoming a family tradition, and which has always been incredibly dear to me, even though I consider myself only an average enthusiast when it comes to the Muppets (I grew up with them and still love them with that warm childhood purity but I am not at Disney-Adult-levels of obsession or passionate opinion—but I will say that THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of the best adaptations of Dickens’s story in the entire history of cinema, and no one since ’92 has come remotely close), and which I have always found incredibly moving and beautiful and tragic and redemptive, and which always makes me cry quietly during several key scenes; it is one of my strongest links to childhood memory.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We need to remember what’s important in life: Friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.
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Lorelana @lorelana.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
*ahem*
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
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Ash @ashsaidhi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Make sure to practice self care today:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Lorelana @lorelana.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Why do kids get the cool pajamas? I want some space pajamas!
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Dalton Deschain @daltondeschain.com · 02/10/2025
AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
What an exhausting time to be able to read
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Ken Bardsley @kenbar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
When someone asks what parenting be like… 😂🤣 🐵 🥰
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 16/06/2025
We got him. Providing an update on the manhunt momentarily. m.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT-...
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Governor Walz to Provide Public Safety Update
YouTube video by Minnesota Department of Public Safety
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 15/06/2025
He could have just had his party at a Chuck E Cheese
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
BREAKING: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz confirms that both Melissa Hortman and her husband were shot an killed early this morning in a "politically motivated" attack. John Hoffman and his wife are both out of surgery and doctors remain optimistically hopeful for their recovery.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
The head of the department of homeland security announced that she planned to use military force to take over a democratically elected government in the state of California and we are arguing about whether a California Senator properly identified himself at the door.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
if two of history’s all time whiniest babies can’t get along then what hope is there for the rest of us
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This‼️
A heartfelt "fuck you" to everyone who told me I was overreacting in November 2016.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Life goals
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely." Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.
The painting titled Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi. The painting portrays the moment that Judith beheads Holofernes, mid act of sawing his head off with a sword.  Judith grasps his hair as he lies face up on his bed and cuts the sword across to behead him while blood spurts out of his neck. Another woman helps hold him down as he attempts to resist.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 19/05/2025
This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10
a blond golden retriever smiles while standing next to a quaint stone building. the dog’s head is approximately the height of the chimney extending above the roof. a smaller building in the background with yellow windows and black doors only comes up to his shoulder. the blue sky above has a few wisps of clouds overhead.
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Lorelana @lorelana.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
They removed Dr. Pepper from the vending machine at work and I am devastated.
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
gromit but puppy
Illustration of Gromit as a puppy from Wallace and Gromit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/05/2025
the fundamental disconnect between the manosphere and reality is that they are incapable of understanding that this is - according to every woman I’ve ever met - the sexiest thing a man has ever done
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
one thing i hate is when a store says your package shipped and you go to track the package and it just says “label created.” i want to know when the package is going to be at my house, i do not need to know about “label created”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
“What are your hobbies?” is a terrible first date question ask me who my emotional support youtubers are
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Hedge Wizardly 🌱🌈 @hedgewizardly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
All we wanted was goddamn healthcare
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
This is my favorite genre of protest sign. photo: @schmelzer.bsky.social
I AM A LITTLE UPSET
black hand drawn letters on brown cardboard held above a demonstration crowd with the exterior marble facade of the Minnesota State Capitol in the background
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
the emperor’s favorite concubine fired one of his top internal security officers while rumors abound that the household eunuch has lost the emperors favor
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Still stuck on "they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful." That's gonna be kicking around in my head like a shoe in a dryer for a long time.
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Ryan Kearney @ryankearney.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!
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