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@fwordleproblems.bsky.social
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Rust Belt Wordcel, he/him Altar Boy Emeritus, TurboLib, Anti-Populist, Civic Virtue Enthusiast Also post about cat stuff, haunting melancholy songs, Midwestern baseball, videogames that are too hard for me. Sometimes I read books.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 9h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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epiousion bread @tzanes.bsky.social · 17h
The throughline is easier to see when you realize a certain category of leftist views capitalism as a conspiracy versus a flawed system, and western conspiracy theory invariably returns to its urheimat in antisemitism.
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 29/09/2026
PSA that lobbying is just "talking to Congress for a living." It's a job description, same as being a software engineer.
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Material conditions are similar to natural selection in that it’s a very powerful and accurate model which is trivially easy to abuse by telling just-so stories
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I tell you, the people who made I/P their entire personality after October 7, 2023, are some of the dumbest, least intellectually curious people alive (on both sides, naturally - it's the great tradition of this conflict). It's proud ignorance, myopia, and incuriosity. It's been wildly destructive.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s game is Jason Benetti’s last chance to make a Neutral Milk Hotel joke about Jake Mangum. That feels like it would be right in his wheelhouse.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like any straight man with half a brain, I have known my whole life that “dressing gay” would be a huge step in the right direction. That I am incapable of doing so is a separate problem.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I simply don't believe it when someone says they haven't heard of Explosions In the Sky's "Six Days at the Bottom of the Ocean".
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i think the average rationalist would say in good faith that they are not racist the way people think, and that virtually every other person, after hearing them out and discarding every premise they thought was incorrect or incoherent, would conclude that they very much were
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to be a dick. But having read a few things by this Yudkowsky guy and now seeing that he left school in middle school and didn’t go to high school or college I think I’m understanding the situation a lot better, or things at least seem to fit.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My thoughts are with the cohort of older millennials here who today are experiencing the bittersweet moment where you are aware you're finally about to be older than all the baseball players.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Line, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Go Down.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This place takes everything too far. How many must die for this iced coffee madness?
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay yeah the trans-baiting tv ads are hitting in Ohio tonight. Seen at least three different ones on this broadcast. Fuckers must have decided it's worth going to this well one more time.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey I did one of these. Hope I’m not too late. Not sure what it means. I always liked running and jumping I guess.
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Katana, trenchcoat, sugar-free Red Bull. I don't know what you people need done, but I'm your guy.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bringing an entire cup of ice to the interview and just chewing it the whole time. incredibly important to never blink
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are people who believe both that Republicans are all fascists, & that in the current environment enough Republican Senators can be convinced on the merits of the case to vote to remove Trump from office. These people may be good citizens & virtuous people but they’re not serious thinkers
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aw man! Birnam Wood? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within Dunsinane Hill?
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Reply Guy de Maupassant @nickhess-atl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's something not quite right about it
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Biblically accurate hockey player
Statue of hockey guy (base reads Alex delvecchio). He seems to have six or seven arms
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boy, seeing Weezer sing “Across the Sea” in 2026 really puts things in perspective. That girl must be like forty now!
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Wallenstein Appreciator @marbleliberal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your dad's right and Hannah Arendt talks about this
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s time.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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Jake Anbinder @jakeanbinder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you just don't get it. transplants are bad, unless they are immigrants in which case they are good, unless they work for tech in which case they are bad, unless their work involves content creation in which case they are good, unless the content creation involves AI in which case they are bad
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Black Phillip. Dirt farming in the wilderness looks miserable. Who wouldn’t want to live deliciously?
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I immediately wanted to come up with a fake paper of my own but then I read the replies and was humbled. They're all too good. I have nothing. (I could do a LOTR one probably?)
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the one hand, outliers gonna outly. Consider this poll for a moment, absorb it, and move on. On the other hand, IT REALLY HAPPENED. Somebody got a number below 30! We’re getting into exciting new territory.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t care where people live or what kind of Computer they use so I guess I am both bad at discourse and a bad person.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To be clear, I do think a lot of old food seeming bad is also just people not realizing quite how poor even the recent past has gotten. Food feels expensive now but it's cheaper than any time in history other than the last couple of years.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not me though. I can be trusted to have a large audience and still remain normal. Maybe even more normal than the gods.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The video shows the agents literally just leaving the guy in the street and driving off.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please run on this please Republicans this is a great message
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Donald Trump, whom I do not support, is absolutely right that more Republicans should be going on tv right now to loudly grant him their wholehearted support.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The electric charge of a change in the weather..."
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You as You Were
YouTube video by Shearwater - Topic
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky is the most learned group ever assembled of smart, funny people who will read a headline and then talk for two days about only the headline
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Donald Trump, whom I do not support, was right to ban Politico tbh
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New cat just dropped
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump’s obsession with ‘losing money’ is funny but it also comes down to a question most Americans can’t answer, ‘what is a dollar and where does it come from’
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m a fan of I-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream posting.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can’t believe we’re still talking about that singer today, the one I hadn’t thought about in a decade and who wasn’t good back then.
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He’s about to learn what the fun new bag is for, and he’s not gonna like it. Off to the vet! (Just routine Cat Maintenance, don’t worry. But he doesn’t know that!)
Cat in a bag. He doesn’t know it zips up.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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