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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 10h
I used to really appreciate Brad Pitt for being a good actor making interesting choices. Since I heard he’s an abuser a decade ago I have not gone to or purchased a single movie he’s in. I will not separate this artist from his art.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 10h
Brad Pitt has always skated by his long history of credible abuse I guess because he’s hot. I’m wondering if Halle Berry will get the same pass? Will be an interesting case for our society’s double standard of men vs women.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 10h
I know this may be an unpopular opinion but I think strangling children is bad.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 13h
[5:58am in a dark kitchen] Kid: We’re watching Monster House tomorrow! Me: No we’re watching it today! Kid: Mommy said tomorrow Me: But that was yesterday! Now the day has come so it is today. Kid: Me: Yesterday’s tomorrow is today. Kid: [stares] Me: [stares] Kid: I thought it was October?
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 21h
You gotta stop kicking into the end zone with 10 seconds left. I cannot believe how many teams still don’t have clock management coaches. Got away with it this time.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 23h
To be clear: Kirk Herbstreit thinks trans women aren’t women and, along with Dan Orlovsky, were both very vocal about “protecting girls” during the disgusting witch hunt during the Olympics. Fuck him forever.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 23h
If you want to hear an 85 yr old man and a bigot launder the reputation of a serial sexual abuser this amazon thursday night football game is the place for you.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rodgers is a lot like Stafford in that if he gets protection he can still carve you up. But if you pressure him at all and knock him down he melts down.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worst case scenario for the Browns is they win too many games and freaking Andrew Berry extends Deshaun Watson.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will say this for any remaining Browns fans: Your young skill players are as good as any in the league. Absolutely loaded on offense. Just need to get a real QB.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This QB is the most loathsome person in the entire NFL and the other one, Deshaun Watson, has been credibly accused of dozens of SAs and should be in prison. What a gross game.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boogie’s bath at the spa is complete. He was very brave*! *His bath took 5 1/2 hours over 2 separate visits because he was so nervous because he’s a ridiculous person
A beautiful red tri Aussie eating curly fries.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have a street sweeper in town and its name is Sweep Caroline. Today I learned we have another street sweeper named Sir-Sweeps-A-Lot.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was roofied once. I wasn’t SA’d but I was insanely sick for 24 hours. That was 25 years ago and to this day I watch my drink like a hawk and am vigilent about it. Such a dangerous violation. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a woman and having to feel like that everywhere all the time.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I told @dmbmeg.bsky.social that the news is doing a story on renewable energy and looking to talk to someone. She reached out to the reporter and she’s trying to get me to do it. I can’t think of anything I’d rather do less than that.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Mystics/Dream game is unwatchable. A million fouls. Flops. Not basketball.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said this months ago. Feels good that Danny Boyle agreed with me. He’s a ball knower.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Mystics are the worst matchup in the playoffs for the Fever imo. Would love to see the Dream advance.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cubs could sure use a guy like Schwarber!
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are the Phillies always like this or just in the playoffs?
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drake Maye looks lost and from what I’ve heard Vrabel doesn’t like him. Curious if Maye will be available after this season because Kraft loves creeps and Vrabel is untouchable.
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Dumb Megan @dmbmeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me when I hear people complaining about trading away JJ McCarthy behind the OR drapes
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Pops Head Up Surprise
ALT: Pops Head Up Surprise
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
By the way the Christmas stuff was out at Walmart. To be fair I don’t go there so it is possible it’s just out all year round.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Walmart kinda rules. Hadn’t been to one in years but since I won’t shop at Target anymore I’m out of options for some items. The produce was great and priced about half of what hyvee gouges you for. Frozen pizzas are still $7. Aisles wide enough for carts. Maybe the last affordable store in America.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Olivia Miles coming off a loooong college season directly into the W is tough. Especially when you play with her energy. Legs look dead.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another bad day for the whites.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like if you’re mad online after your team wins it is not good! If you’re emotionally invested in sports fandom you have to enjoy the wins or what’s the point? I’ve been there!
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of folks showing their ass tonight. It’s a game. Take a breather.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They fouled CC out and still couldn’t get Vegas over the top. That’s why it’s nice to have Kelsey because she’s fearless and always ready to shoot.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think I’m imagining this anymore. Steph White hates CC and CC agrees.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We started watching the pilot of RJ Decker 6 months ago. Watched some more last night. Finished it tonight. It’s fine
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tampa & Cleveland are the top seeds in the AL? I thought they had the lowest payrolls. What the heck is going on with the American League.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What time do the Mets play?
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It should list the hitter’s voting record on the screen with their OPS and whatnot.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Fever’s season is likely over in a few hours but on the plus side that will probably be the final game for Sophie Cunningham in the WNBA.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Instagram finally establishing its reason for existence.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a stay at home parent who was battling cancer and going through chemo I would have very much appreciated access to universal daycare.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yesterday I heard “What the hell was that? What the fuck?!?” from a tiny kid in the play area while I was waiting at my kid’s school and was relieved it was not my boy. Today the same kid said “I’m fuckin invisible” when a teacher asked what he was doing. A master of the craft!
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Hawks 101 @iahawks101.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same goes for Vikings.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know it’s ok to mute the word billionaire. You won’t miss anything you want to see.
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PitS @paininthesash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#FollowAdam_Jacobi
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I signed my kid up for pre-k conferences on the school’s app and had to click through 11 ads trying to sell me something before it would confirm. We don’t have to live like this.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I woke up thinking about the Chicago Bears. Dennis Allen. Case Keenum. Ben Johnson. Bunch of maniacs in that building. What a night.Hell yeah, Chicago.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Windy City Miracle.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Bears D has been playing so well the last 7 quarters. Still not a lot of dudes but they are well coached.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson rn
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Caddy Shack: Bill Murray with a Hose
Alt: Caddy Shack: Bill Murray with a Hose
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum tossing lawn jarts out there. Crazy times.
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AL @jebushchrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is such a good bad game.Man I love football.
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