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I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time

That's Acupuncture.

Trucks driving thru neighborhoods are needed

This!! 😅🙏🏽Let the record show that I've been talking about special padded scream rooms for decades.

I would give someone all of my bank account for a sob spa day just for a change of scenery from my car

Call that a sad ending

This. This is the content I’m here for.

the best, most absorbent towels on sale in the lobby

This will only work if you provide the client a less-shameful cover story, like it's a rub-n-tug joint

The masseuse would start crying and I’d be like “actually, Becky, you know what? This is my time.”

but everyone at the Glendale Galleria would walk past the kiosk and make fun of me

With soundproof room scream sessions *rake in 💸 💰

I'd pay extra for that....