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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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ev @falsesongstress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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weibun🔞 @weibun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope nothing bad happens #leonskennedy
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this documentary ends up revealing as much about its maker as it does about its subject, i stg
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026
mario renders used to go crazy
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.
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NJ BARNA @neonjawbone.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
nobody tells you when you start watching the sopranos for the first time you just wont be able to stop thinking about the sopranos
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 09/05/2024
They hate love. It's as simple as that: they hate love.
"Only one truck driver per shower."
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
all the time dude
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/11/2023
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about # neurodivergent protagonists # ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the best part of the internet is about ten years ago we got really up in arms about truth in media and so on and so forth and we have nicely corralled that impulse into "constantly sharing screenshots of random social media accounts that adopt the tone of news sources with no context or verification
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Katherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I scarcely know how to describe that room. It became, in a way, every room I had ever been in and every room I find myself in hereafter will remind me of Giovanni’s room.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We could all be watching a badass robot puppet fight a bunch of other puppets right now if we choose to...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the "post-orgy multi level marketing scheme" vibe of the magic bullet informercials is so uniquely american i think they're beautiful
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wrinkly Kong has always been wrinkly. However, for decades, her Donkey Kong Country 3 artwork was not available in a high enough resolution to see just how wrinkly she was. In 2025, Nintendo Music finally revealed it in a quality high enough to truly see the immense wrinkliness of her skin.
Cranky Kong's wife, Wrinkly Kong, was first introduced in Donkey Kong Country 2. True to her name, her skin was wrinkled, though not much more than Cranky Kong's.
In Donkey Kong Country 3, her skin texture was updated, but no artwork was published in high enough resolution to truly see the extent of her wrinkliness.
In January 2025, a Wrinkly Kong playlist was added to Nintendo Music. While the thumbnail for it is small when viewed in the app, extracting the source image shows it is in a higher resolution than any version of her Donkey Kong Country 3 artwork ever published. This allows the immense wrinkliness of her skin to finally be seen in detail. Every millimeter of her skin is covered with deep creases that resemble a topological map, or an undulating liquid surface.
Source: spriters-resource.com user "FridayFunkGaming291", spriters-resource.com/mobile/nintendomusic/asset/599010
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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✨💖💕🥩GIRL MEAT VOL.2 OUT NOW ON ITCH.IO🥩💕💖✨ @cammypuppy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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Collin Murr @collinmurr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Sorry, Liz. I thought she was that lady who keeps losing the songwriting Oscars.”
Tweet about Carole Radziwll saying she was friends with Ghislaine Maxwell. A picture features the two of them and Jane Krakowski
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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selfcest de personagem problemático @broto.solar · 27/08/2026
good afternoon
bootleg plushies of hornet and the vessel from hollow knight with the text of 'repost to cancel GTA 6"
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they.r.r. wokien 🍉✨ @imjo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching tennis
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SpaceRunaway 🥐 @theideon.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
A cel of Captain Bright and Tamura the chef from Mobile Suit Gundam, "looking" at my nearly empty salt shaker
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
in this world i've seen men go twenty, thirty jokers deep. stratified, unrecognizable jokers pulsating under the earth. just thinking about it is enough to make a person become, well,
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here's one of the ten Marvel Comics variant covers coming out next month to celebrate The Muppet Show's 50th anniversary. This one's for Fantastic Four #17, drawn by Giuseppe Camuncoli...
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in a sense my entire experience of being a man has been watching other men feed themselves into threshing machines and having the guys look at me like i'm stupid when i ask why
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 04/10/2025
One of the earliest examples of bar jokes is
Sumerian (c. 4500-1900 BC), and it features a dog:
"A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one!" [1] The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 27/08/2026
customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 27/08/2026
in memory of peter cullen let's remember one of his best line reads
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
episode 118
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西村ツチカ @tsuchika.com · 26/08/2026
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that's the difference between you and me: you're a talking sea turtle and I'm a speech specialist who's nevertheless terrified of turtles. Get away! GET AWAY!! oh but to study you.... AAAAAAAAH
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Giannis Milonogiannis @milonogiannis.com · 24/08/2026
"in comics a dramatic battle between thousands of alien soldiers riding on cyborg fire-breathing horses costs the same as a page of talking heads" -the person not drawing the comic
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 23/10/2025
Me When I Am Coming To Fucking Get You
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
episode 008
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Gaggy Rogers @snackoon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Avert thine eyes from the final moments of a #LightUniverse.
An edited photo of five actors sitting in a stark white room, smiling, with a rainbow overhead
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ikoe! @chloe.jp.net · 18/08/2026
it is not a romantic matter. it is the unalterable truth: we used to make video games
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