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reverse ubisoft game fall in big hole to remove icons from map

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I live down the street from a tower and some asshole keeps climbing it and revealing all my map icons

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hey question for the computer-graphics folks: Have there been any recent advances for HDR->LDR tonemapping curves? Like assuming I just want A Function and not some wild local-contrast morphological thing

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they should release silksong in november just to fuck with gta

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

thinking about the deus ex human revolution guy's retractable sunglasses built into his face

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o shit new ozric tentacles album. it is time to go Gen-X Stoner Uncle Mode

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

guy who plays heroes of newerth

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE SWITCH 2 DOES IT TOO

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

commencing fire emblemposting

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

extremely pissed off that I need to own this device but glad they finally exist at least

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Unused graphic found in the files of Mario Superstar Baseball, possibly used as a placeholder for the title screen. It features crude sketches of Mario and Luigi seemingly made in MS Paint and the text "ルイージの兄野球", which translates to "Luigi's Older Brother Baseball".

ルイージの兄野球
Source: tcrf.net user "Geno Penguin", https://tcrf.net/File:MSSBTitleScreenSketch.png

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

just learned the wikipedia page for ZBrush contains this absolutely wonderful demonstration of its capabilities

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

rhythm games are cool because they're pretty much the only context where you can write sequels to songs

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

fire emblem player character is named Fortune Zweve

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

still feels completely insane that tech dipshits literally built the Chinese Room machine, like from The Chinese Room. like not as an exaggeration for comedic effect they actually built the actual thing in real life. also they think it's alive lmao

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BEMANI Sound Team says you gotta become a girl to clear this

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Steve Bowler @gameism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We were watching the Wolverine Sentinel footage, and... We used to call these "high chair boss battles" because the boss looks like a baby in a high chair and you're on their tray. Now you have to see it, too 😅

screenshot from the new Wolverine game with him battling a giant Sentinel. Wolverine is on a platform that comes up to the sentinel's waist. The sentinel hands can come to rest on the platform.

A mock bad photoshop of Wolverine in the same pose from the trailer shooped into a stock image of a large baby boy sitting in a high chair and crying. Wolverine is standing on the high chair tray in a similar angle and presentation to the previous game trailer screenshot

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

quicktime stealth finisher animation

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

oh my god windows 11 re-added the ability to use a vertical taskbar, but they STILL fucked it up because you can't set it per-monitor

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Strangled eggs

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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

time to end the hFoV/vFoV/diag. FoV debate, we're done

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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

FoV sliders should be in units of steradians

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

new atelier girl eats bombs like they're apples, new metroid has samus eating monsters, everybody loves the anime girl who drinks poisons. hey uhhh is there something you wanted to talk about or

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the foldable phone thing is so funny. it's the kind of fun novelty throwing-shit-at-the-wall concept that tech used to try all the time, but techbros stopped experiencing conscious thoughts about ten years ago so they're just stuck on the last idea anyone ever had

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The AI people also use AI to write their posts which is why their posts are stupid and weird

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oh my god I just realized what this game looks like. they turned that entire boy into North American Box Art

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im still mad they didn't name it the Super Switch

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I dunno I think if I were the artist tasked with sculpting a high-poly 3d brassiere on a fish I would start to question whether this whole "hd remake" thing was maybe a stupid idea

can't wait to see ganondorf vomiting blood in 4k ultra high definition sixty

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hilarious seeing nintendo suddenly pivot to Four Kaye Sixty Hertz Pentuple-A Hyper Graphics Cower Before The Immense Might of Our $500 Gameing Hardware immediately after all their competitors destroyed themselves with this strategy and everyone's bored to death with the unreal 5 look

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oh my god why does it look like that

Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

boycotting gta6 unless they forget to edit out all the uk-english expressions again. gta is supposed to be about new yorkers telling you to "park up" at places

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when they add a character to smash bros they should be taken out of their original franchise fans chanting Remove Goku From Dragon Ball And Put Him In Smash

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I keep eating all of my food and then I have to go buy new food

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

describing soup as an admixture

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

sneakernet trading the pre-2024 executables of various software utilities around like they're low background radiation steel

Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

nobody talked about this but the core premise of Pragmata (2026) is "what if you loaded a spool of Evil Filament into your 3d printer and it started printing 3D Evil"

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

lmao okay so bsky instantly bifurcates into "microblogging social website" and "liberal boomer prison island"

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/08/2026

the gif potential of all the stupid hitman target ways that clipped tie hope could have died.... it hurts to think about

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/08/2026

genuinely not even an exaggeration. live trigger is what 13-2's QTEs are called. hope was gonna be on some norman jayden shit

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/08/2026

its so fucked up they never released the ffxiii-2 dlc that was basically dragon's lair but for alyssa killing hope one million times like a slasher villain

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

thinking about wildly influential science-fiction OVA Gunbuster (1988), and how it isn't particularly sexual except the protagonist's shirt just kind of explodes off of her during the final battle for unclear reasons in 2026 we could learn a lot from this. not sure what tbh. but like a lot probably

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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

submitting a proposal to the ISO/IEC Joint Technical Committee to replace C++ with blueprints