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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 11h

Just remembered the Secretary of Health cut the penis off of a dead raccoon. And that becoming a known fact did not expel him from his position.

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm reading the millennial version of the Charles Dickens classic, Lowered Expectations.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My favorite part of Digger was when he said “It’s Diggin’ time” and then dug all over those guys

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I like my Letterboxd the way I like my women: Strangers seething over all the correct takes

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look, I am not qualified to write trans-themed comics but “Deadname” would make a sick-ass name for an evil supervillain

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ballsy of the Iranian president to use "Eye of the Tiger" as his walk-up music before his UN speech

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clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Werner Herzog: [DJing at a nightclub] BLEAK HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG hardcore Dickens fans in the hizzouse: FUCK YEAH Herzog: [drops beat]

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Crooked Marquee @crooked-marquee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

‘Dead Ringers,’ David Cronenberg’s original vision of twin doctors behaving badly, was released on this day in 1988. A look back: buff.ly/6E9eu6C

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The Fertile Horror of Dead Ringers — Crooked Marquee

Before the new miniseries drops on April 21st, we revisit Cronenberg's original vision of twin doctors behaving badly.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20/09/2026

who up tryna score dopamine

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I have a certain je ne sais blah.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A website called PAN&SCAND for people with shit movie takes

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You can’t spell LETTERBOXD without TERBO

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Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

skeeting is for the people

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What’s your favorite major motion picture with the word RESIDENT in the title

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

More people should be talking about “Hope” and those who are but decide to talk shit need to STFU

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

After 10 years, I am not surprised that Trump would refer to the war in Iran and death of 18 service members as "small potatoes". I am surprised he saw Spider-Man

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When Bill Maher dies, it will be the first time in his life the audience doesn't pause before laughing.

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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

We will always love you. ❤️

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Practical Magic” (1998) is a wild one because Nicole Kidman finished shooting Eyes Wide Shut, flew back to America, shot PM in its entirety, and saw it come out in theaters all before EWS was even finished. Anyway, RIP Kubrick and eternal congrats to Kidman for escaping her ex and his cult.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Was Rapper’s Delight on Voyager’s Golden Record? Bc we all know it should have been

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Practical Magic: Port of Call New Orleans

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

2 Practical 2 Magic Practical Magic: Tokyo Drift Practical & Magic Practical 5 Practical Magic 6 Magic 7 The Practical of the M8gic P9 Practical X

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

How am I supposed to decide on a new mattress when the salespeople won't make me some porridge?

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/08/2026

scooby doo mysteries are all around us if you know where to look

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Arguably cinema peaked with 1992's "Passenger 57," in which Wesley Snipes asks the hijacker if he plays roulette, and immediately follows it with "Always bet on black."

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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There should be more choirs in rock music.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Aaron Pierre's character is technically a Green Intern

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Shot-for-shot animated remake of Statham's new movie, except it stars a cow. Call it Moo-tiny.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*gets kicked out of courtroom for citing Statham v. Boat*

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 14/08/2026

My biggest worry about death is that I'll die before i meet all the cats

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Trying to decide a better title for MUTINY a) When the Ship Hits the Fan b) Captain Flathead c) Boat

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Every Harry Potter actor is like: "I am and always will be a firm believer in trans rights... Trans rights to watch our big hit show Harry Potter, and trans rights to put some more money in my mfing bank account baybeeeee"

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Vanity Fair @vanityfair.com · 17/08/2026

Hayden Panettiere, who sprang to stardom as super-powered cheerleader Claire Bennet on NBC hit series 'Heroes,' died Sunday at age 36

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Hayden Panettiere, Scream and Nashville Actress, Dies At 36

“She was an incredible light and a force of nature,” her family said in a statement.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/09/2024

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

My only problem with Camp Miasma is it’s a gateway for young people to discover the Counting Crows

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

(getting home from seeing Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma) Me: Big summer for AC vents

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Bill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"Deal or No Deal" type show where you have to guess which food cart is hiding Trump.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Mortal Kombat 1976 Just like the original but more sideburns

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You haven't truly lived until you've eaten a bowl of ice cream in a dark room with no idea if all of it is making it to your mouth or not

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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Fun fact: calling them the WNBA and MNBA is a fun and easy way to make some people really really mad.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Guys, I've started reading a book! It's like a very long post printed out on many sheets of paper and then bound together by some unknowable sorcery. Fascinating.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Weird QR code I found in an illuminated manuscript didn’t open any websites on my phone, but I have had dreams of hellfire these last 39 nights. Probably nothing.

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The Social Retconning @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The first three MCU Spider-Man movies all had “home” in the title, still trying to guess which common word for the next three. I’m going with “Spider.”

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Whats the point of making a movie about the Sex Purge if you're not gonna have the balls to call it "The Sex Purge"? I guess they came up with the idea for the movie on a night that wasnt The Sex Purge.

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