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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

“From the Director of PLANE.” Why not just call this BOAT

Poster for the 2026 Jason Statham movie “Mutiny,” which has the title in big scary red letters over the open ocean, as Statham hangs precariously off a shipping container

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Hungry Hungry Hungry Hungry³ Hungry: Resurrection

Highly stylized, 1970’s style hand-drawn poster for the 2026 film “Hungry,” showing a hippo in a jungle setting or perhaps a swamp, jaws wide, as a frightened person of indeterminate gender, with just their head above water, attempts to flee.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fun with handles means i get spam replies like this

A screengrab of a spam account replying to one of my funny joke posts, and it begins “Hey Dumpster,” before going on to tell me about sad images and asking me for money. I’m good dude, I donate elsewhere I don’t need your shady spam link.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I don’t see what all the hype was about. The dancing was okay I guess?

Poster for the 1996 film “Michael,” starring John Travolta and directed by Nora Ephron.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

Close up of Captain Ramius (Sean Connery) taking on the public address handheld thingie on a submarine. Still frame from “The Hunt for Red October.”

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Well the director is a terrible person but you will never see more mayhem

This is the DVD cover for the 1980 film “The Blues Brothers.” It’s John Belushi (right) resting his elbow on the shoulder of Dan Aykroyd (left). They are both wearing black suits, white shirts, thin black ties, black fedora, and dark sunglasses. The tagline reads “They’ll never get caught. They’re on a mission from God.”

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

The 1985 arthouse darling “Commando” (dir. Mark Lester)

A man wearing a black vest under sleeveless chainmail has had a pipe thrown through him, and it spews steam from the metal tank behind him.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Democrats who said you were overreacting, when they find out their families are being arrested by ICE:

Terrence Stamp in the 1999 film "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace." His character Chancellor Valorum has just lost a no-confidence vote in the Senate, and he slumps in his chair with a shocked and confused look on his face.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

i keep wearing this t-shirt out and buying a new one

Sketch of a wizard, complete with pointy hat and also a staff and wizard robes. He is on a gray background, and is in a running pose whilst carrying a football. The words underneath read FANTASY FOOTBALL

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

It's punk rock to be kind? So you're saying... it's hip to be square?

If you've experienced the film "American Psycho" (2000), this is Christian Bale wearing sunglasses and sitting on the couch in his office whilst listening to his Walkman. If you've not experienced the film "American Psycho," first of all you should get on that, and second of all the couch is white and the walls are also white, undecorated. His pinstripe slacks and suspenders are both the exact same shade of medium blue. The red tie is the color of a human tongue. It's not obvious from the image but in the context of the movie he is statistically listening to Huey Lewis & The News.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

I stand by this joke, just not enough of you are watching Poker Face.

Screenshot from Season 2, Episode 10 of the Peacock television show "Poker Face." In the lower left we see Natasha Lyonne's familiar giant red mop of hair, her back to the camera, and just to the right of center frame is Cliff "Method Man" Smith wearing a tight button up shirt, mostly black, with a dark green stripe on the sides, all to show off his muscles. He is looking down as he speaks to her, because he's like a foot taller, but also there are weight sets and gym equipment behind them, as they are standing in a gym. The image has been memed, with large IMPACT font and the words "Creatine Rules Everything Around Me." I

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

This looks dope but I don’t think it’s happening, y’all.

IMDb screenshot of a film called “Cowboys from Hell.” It is listed as “in production” and the credited directors is Billy ‘Bloody Bull’ Pon, written by Pon and Lee Ankrum, and the lead is listed as Joe Don Baker. The screenshot doesn’t say it but Baker passed away this week.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Dolly Parton as The Cleric. She just wants you to do your best, darlin’. Bad day? She hugs you and you regain full hit points. She can succeed in any task with a roll over a ten, but also nine to five.

Dolly Parton in a white blazer, open enough we can see she part of her black lace bra. A microphone in front of her, she looks up at an unseen audience

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Lady Gaga as The Wizard. Abracadabra. Your armour is now prime rib. Voted most likely to cast fireball at a formal event.

Lady Gaga with an updo, dark eyes with winged eyeliner the size of dragons. Silver unitard with shoulder pads the size of castles. Sparks fly around her as she loons off camera to the audience, threateningly.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Sabrina Carpenter as The Rogue. Because you don’t need a stealth check if you already made your charisma check.

Sabrina Carpenter in a form-fitting low-cut sparking white dress. Blonde hair tumbles upon her doll face like she was grown in a lab, which quite frankly, we cannot rule out.

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Billie Eilish as The Necromancer. Look I’m sorry your granddad died. But he’s back. Roll for initiative

Dutch angle photo of Billie Elish. Jet black hair, glasses, serious expression. White collar, with black tie tucked under a black and white (mostly black) sweater

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Miley as the Bard. Can others on this list sing? Yes. Is Miley the only one who will successfully seduce the Princess 45 minutes after waking up on a tavern floor after being up drinking until 7am? Also yes.

Miley opening her short black leather jacket to reveal a skin-tight black leather crop top. She has a short blonde mullet and is licking her lips

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Daft Unc @lmaodrafthouse.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Megan Thee Stallion as The Fighter. Roll vs. intimidation. You fail. There was a dragon guarding the castle, but now its wings are her outfit to the Met Gala.