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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 1h

Some people like when I have builds that make me annoyed. Some people like when I have builds that I like. Somehow, this one is both.

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Secret Starting Class: Black Knight

YouTube video by Tulok & Mango

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 20h

I'm generally more pro-Universes Beyond than anti. But I get why people dont like it. I see a lot of Anti people who insist everyone is anti. You gotta know thats not true. UB sells well. If it didn't sell well they would have stopped. Its not a conspiracy to kill Magic and lose money. Like duh?

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When I stream today, this is what I am listening to. So please listen to it now, and we'll talk about it when I stream

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just remembered the Secretary of Health cut the penis off of a dead raccoon. And that becoming a known fact did not expel him from his position.

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Jes the human @jesthehuman.itch.io · 03/10/2026

Save the date for our Oops! All DMs Charity Steam for St. Jude that kicks off our St. Boo'd Weekend! Join Dungeon Masters: @philistulok.bsky.social @clickclacksnac.bsky.social @dianaoftherose.com @adam5gms.bsky.social and @aramvartian.com as we go to camp! Oct 16 🔪 5 pm PDT

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got to make a Beast/Sphinx token in Magic the Gathering. "We asked 1000 boys and 1000 girls to solve my riddle, and what happened next was ABSOLUTELY INSANE! What has 1K likes in the morning, 100K likes in the day, and 10K likes at night??!?"

A MTG infinitoken drawing of Mr. Beast Sphinx. "1000 Boys vs. 1000 girls"

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am so tired of people hating the Wolverine game. Its been like 3 weeks, it was mid, sometimes games are mid. Play the X Men Origins game, its good. And you can probably YO HO HO it for free. Just stop posting about it, yikes.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The algorithm doesnt show you what you watch. It shows you a bunch of random stuff, and then remembers it showed you that stuff. Right now its like "hey we showed you a Buffy clip that you skipped, but now here's Buffy all the time". And I never see stuff that I am subscribed to.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Our new toaster has AI to predict the best bread for your sandwich. You can connect your toaster to your phone with Bluetooth and have automatic toast prompts generated with one button, and a two-factor ID code login system. It can't make toast anymore though. We forgot how to do that."

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Premeiere pro every time I open it: "Please fill out this survey so we can do better!" Me in the survey: "Please stop adding ai features that dont work, and let me export a fucking h.264 video"

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wake me when Dr. Jennifer Halsey (a character from the 2017 Mummy movie) shows up 😴😴😴😴

Digger, the new Tom Cruise Movie, has a 41% score on Rotten Tomatoes

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

T Mobile does this cool thing where they put a notification on your phone, that doesnt clear until you open it. When you open it, its like "dude its BASEBALL SEASON! We're gonna install this gambling app onto your phone, ok?" And I have to say "no". And its like "ok we'll check again tomorrow"

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This one is for everyone who remembers the evil hot blue lady from Avatar 3: Fire and Ash (which is the same subtitle this Kiora has, wow, coincidence???)

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Jace Created an Avatar Universes Beyond Commander in Reality Fracture

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hate that there's a new movie about me! Its bringing me so much unwanted attention (because its in theaters right now.) I'm a private man (and theres an exclusive popcorn bucket of my head at AMC.) This movie (you can get a discount with offer code TAKEASEAT on Fandango) needs to be stopped!

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would like to apologize for this video. While looking at the block of 60+ legendary creatures on Scryfall, I failed to realize one of them was a reprint. Please watch the video, and ignore that one reprint. Do not tell me about it in the comments. Unless you want to.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If someone asks you to engage in a thumbwar, remember its "5,6,7,8 try to keep your wrist straight." Too many people commit thumb war crimes with the wrist snap and snake.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

These videos always take so much extra work, so please go give it extra love. And also, you can fight me if I said your favorite new card is bad.

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Ranking EVERY Reality Fracture Commander

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Tom Cruise as Digger? 😴😴😴 Tom Cruise digging up Ahmanet in the Mummy? 😲😲😲

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm sorry, was doing good things always an option? I've been told my whole life that the government cant do anything good. Best case scenario, they do bad things slowly, but most of the time they do bad things quickly. But it kinda seems like good things might have always been possible? Wtf?

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sick on the couch, so i'm binging the Purge movies. Honestly, good call to set Purge day in late March. If it was in June, id be like "ugh, its like a hundred degrees out, I don't even feel like doing a murder."

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watched Pagemaster for the first time in like 20 years. Pretty sure those books are poly, and good for them.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The best video game movie of all time is a low bar to clear, but holy shit, this clears it and does a couple flips for fun. If you like Resident Evil, awesome, it really feels like a playthrough of one of the good games. If youve never played Resident Evil, ok, still a fantastic horror movie.

5 star resident evil movie review: The most accurate and best video game adaptation of all time.

Much like when I play Resident Evil, whoever was controlling this guy was a complete idiot and coward who sucks at guns.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"How many total Americans are affected by trans people playing sports? If we take every member of every team that plays against a trans person, does it crack TRIPLE digits? There are 300 million Americans. They need healthcare, they need a raise." Say that. Democratic party, DM me for my venmo.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Zack Snyder makes another stinker, Zach Creggar makes another banger. All things Zack are balanced.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ideally, the higher ups in the democratic party would be anti-genocide because genocide is bad. But with all the Ed Sheeran openers (and band members) dropping out, maybe they'll at least be anti-genocide because genocide is unpopular.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

WAIT THERES GONNA BE A ROXAS SKIN IN FORTNITE? They got me gamers, I gotta play it.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I fell for one of those religious shorts thats just so deeply confusing I had to watch the whole thing to figure out what the take was. (It ended up being someone saying "transubstatiation has been scientifically proven true" by the way) So now my algo is gonna be fucked for 2 weeks.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm surprised everyone is so down on the new Wolverine game. Isn't the mini game where you have sex with Nightcralwer fun? Unless they didnt include that. In which case, I see EXACTLY why everyone is down on the new Wolverine game.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can't wait for this set, and this simple Blue commander gets SO funny when you start cloning her.

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Reality Fracture Made Thalia Fun

YouTube video by Tulok The Cardbarian

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I see Elden Ring YouTube shorts all the time of "BROKEN MAGIC BUILD" where people hit 4 different buffs before they walk through the boss fog, swap 3 different staves for the right bonus, and the damage is like... ok. But sweetie, Ice Spear is in Lurnia, and then you just hit L2

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Kirby watching the Truman Show: poyo (which translates to "no disrespect to Truman, but if i was him, it wouldnt have gone down like that")

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Heads up, everyone who follows me should be listening to the Pod Universe. Its fantastic original fictional storytelling, and its super gay. The venn diagram of my fans and people who would like the Pod Universe is a circle.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Guys, I think Broken Mask might suck shit

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Damn, was really hoping the Legend of Zelda movie would be called something cool like "Lucky Number Sleven"

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Last time you used premeire pro, it quit unexpectedly, would you-" I'm gonna stop you there, i absolutely expected it to quit. The things I used premeire for push it to its very limits (watching my video files. Like not even editing them, just having them scrub so I can see a timestamp)

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

After 10 years, I am not surprised that Trump would refer to the war in Iran and death of 18 service members as "small potatoes". I am surprised he saw Spider-Man

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Look, i don't want to be"lets go back to brunch" on main. But it would be great if "the Secretary of Health posted an AI image of himself cheese-cucking the Secretary of State by feeding the vice president loose shredded cheese" was never something we had to endure.

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Dylan Roth @dylanroth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Singer-songwriter Natasha Bedingfield sings into a microphone. Caption: "Feel the rain on your skin"

Homer Simpson, whining at the bar. Caption: "Can't someone else do it?"

The same image of Natasha Bedingfield singing. Caption: "No."

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When Bill Maher dies, it will be the first time in his life the audience doesn't pause before laughing.

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

How can you say you're anticapitalist when you bought something?

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Phil "The Tulok" Allen @philistulok.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Tried out one of the new Starting Classes in Elden Ring. We had to grind a lot to get a video out this fast (it came out less than 2 days ago) Go show it some love!

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The NEW Heavy Knight Class in Elden Ring is THICK!!!

YouTube video by Tulok & Mango

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